A very happy Roger Rabbit welcomes us to Deadly FX CD #09!
Disk Contents -
- 9 Lives
- Pang
- Dogfight
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| 9 Lives | Pang |
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YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA SOME CODE THATS BLOODY GOOD FOR A CHANGE!!!!! THIS IS MANIX WELCOMING YOU TO DFX 9 - ONE OF OUR BEST YET!!!!! AS THIS IS OUR BEST MENU YET, I INTEND TO DO A VERY LONG (WELL PRETTY LONG - I COULD NEVER BEAT THE POMPEY PIRATES) SCROLLER BUT FIRST, HERE IS WHAT IS ON THIS DISK (OOOOO I LOVE MAD MAX MUSIC) WE HAVE 1.NINE LIVES 2.PANG 3.DOGFIGHT 4.DOCS (AND I MAY BE ABLE TO SQUEEZE FAST COPY 3 ON AS WELL) USE THE F-KEYS 1 TO 4 TO SELECT OPTIONS WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS THEN??? PRETTY GOOD COMPARED TO OUR USUAL CRAP AINT IT BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER I HAVE SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE..... FIRSTLY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HAWKEYE AS IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY ON THE 26TH OF APRIL AND SCONDLY I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME A NEW MEMBER (YES ANOTHER) TO THE GROUP OUR LATEST ADDITION IS CAPTAIN HOODED HE WILL BE DOING SOME PACKING FOR US ALONG WITH SUPPLYING SOME OF THE GAMES MESSAGE TO HAWKEYE....... ARE YOU GETTING THAT CARTRIDGE OR WHAT??? YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT IT BUT SO FAR I HAVE SEEN NO EVIDENCE. ALSO I WILL BE ROUND SOON TO CHECK OUT YOUR NEW 32 MIDI CHANNEL SYNTH SO GET THE POT NOODLES STOCKED UP!!!!! MESSAGE TO FODO....... ILL BE ROUND SOON FOR SOME PICTURES SO GET YOUR MOUSE SMOKING AND DO SOME (HALF SCREEN PLEASE) ALSO WE NEED SOME GOOD FONTS YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A MEMBER AGAIN SO DO SOMETHING!!! AND NOW JUST FOR MY PERSONAL PLEASURE..... A ROW OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FEEL BETTER ALREADY :WE INTERRUPT THIS SCROLLER FOR AN IMPORTANT JIKE FLASH...... WHAT HAS A PENIS AND A RUBIK CUBE GOT IN COMMON????? THE LONGER YOU PLAY WITH THEM THE HARDER THEY GET!!!!! DEADLY FX WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIND THE LAST STATMENT VERY FUNNY THAT THEY ARE BORING!!!! AND NOW BACK TO THE SCROLLER: BACK AGAIN NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO SIT ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT AND BITE YOUR NAILS A BIG AND RATHER SQUIDGY (LATE NIGHT FUNSTER) GREETING GOES TO....... THE MEDWAY BOYS THE POMPEY PIRATES AUTOMATION THE REPLICANTS ALL MEMBERS OF THE MANAGMENT (ARE WE GOOD ENOUGH OR WHAT???) ELECTRIC BLUE THE BBC FLAME OF FINLAND THE FLOPPY COPY CREW DOGISOFT THE DREAM WEAVERS (NICE MENU 21) NEW ORDER THE EMPIRE DELTA FORCE BRATTY KY PETE IN WALES CHRIS OF WEST LONDON (HOW ABOUT SOME FREE P.D FOR OUR MENUS??) DEMO CODERS WORLDWIDE TOP 90 JINXTER SIGON SMEDGE TIMMY AND TO ALL OTHER FRIENDS AND COLLEGUES AROUND THE GLOBE. YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY THERE IS A BIG BLACK SPACE IN THE LOWER HALF THE SCREEN WHEN THE REST OF IT LOOKS SO PRETTY...... WELL THERE SHOULD BE A NICE DFX SWAYING LOGO THERE BUT THERE ISNT FOR 2 REASONS.... 1.FODO HAS NOT YET FINISHED DRAWING ALL THE FRAMES 2.THE LOGO LOOKS STUPID ON SOME MACHINES (ESPECIALLY OLD FMS) BECAUSE THEY RUN AT A SLOWER PACE THAN OTHER MACHINES. MONSTER BEETLE IS WORKING ON SOME CODE THAT WILL DETECT THE TOS VERSION AND RUN THE MENU AT THE APPROPRIET SPEED (DOUBT HELL EVER DO IT) I THOUGHT THE CODE LOOKED PRETTY GOOD IN ITS PRESENT FORM SO WE DECIDED TO RELEASE IT AS IT IS NOW. :WE INTERRUPT THIS SCROLLER FOR UNFUNNY JOKE NUMBER 2... WHERE IS AN ELEPHANTS MAIN SEX ORGAN??? IN ITS FOOT..... IF IT STEPS ON YOU YOURE FUCKED!!!!! WE NOW RETURN TO THE SCRLLER: ITS NOW TIME FOR ME TO DO THE MOANS... MY FIRST MOAN IS ABOUT SPITTING IMAGE HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT IT GETS UNFUNNIER BY THE EPISODE (ALLTHOUGH LAST NIGHTS (THE ONE WITH PHIL COLLINS AND ELTON JOHN SINGING ABOUT BEING BALD) WASNT TOO BAD) I MEAN... THE SKETCH WITH PHILIP SCHOFIELD IN WAS PATHETIC. IT WASNT UNTIL HE READ OUT THE CARD WITH HIS NAME ON IT THAT I REALISED WHO IT WAS ALSO I THINK THAT SCHOFIELD IS ONE OF THE BEST KIDS PRESENTERS THERE IS (NOT THAT IM INTO KIDS PROGRAMS) ANOTHER CRAP BIT WAS PRINCE CHARLES DRIVING A TAXI.... AGAIN TOTALLY UNFUNNY COME ON CENTRAL EMPLOY SOME DEACENT SCRIPT WRITERS MY SECOND MOAN IS ABOUT MEDWAY BOYS MENU 100 ZIPPY WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? PEOPLE COLLECT NUMBERED DISKS BECAUSE THEY ARE PROUD TO OWN THEM. THEY COLLECT BECAUSE THEY THINK THE MENUS ARE GOOD... LETS FACE IT HALF THE TIME THE MENU IS BETTER THAN THE GAMES!!!!! YOU SHOULD TAKE IT AS A COMPLEMENT NOT SLAG PEOPLE OFF. MY THIRD SLAG GOES TO J.I.M.M.Y YOU ARE SUCH A LAME BASTARD!!! I WAS TALKING TO ONE OF MY CONTACTS THE OTHER DAY AND I GOT THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU ARE RATHER IMMATURE FOR YOUR AGE ASKING EVERYONE FOR A FIGHT AND THEN NOT TURNING UP IS NOT VERY HARD YOU KNOW... IT JUST SHOWS HOW WEAK YOU REALLY ARE!!!!! ALSO YOU USE THE SAME MUSIC ON 2 MENUS CLOSE TOGETHER AND YOU USE THE SAME GAME ON 2 MENUS CLOSE TOGETHER. ALSO YOU RELEASE A VERSION OF ATOMIC ROBOKID THAT CRASHES ON LEVEL 4!!!!! CAN YOU POSSIBLY GET ANY LAMER????? MEMBERS OF DEADLY FX ARE..... H.A.W.K.E.Y.E MANIX FODO THE MONSTER BEETLE AND CAPTAIN HOODED CLOSE FRIENDS OF DFX ARE..... FEZ SIGON SMEDGE TIMMY SILICON TECHNO WOODSTOCK AND HAWKEYES MUM (THANKS PAULINE FOR ALL THE CUPS OF TEA AND NICE MEALS) RIGHT I AM OFF NOW TO WATCH HORIZON (I DONT USUALLY WATCH IT BUT IT IS ABOUT COMPUTER GENERATED VIRUAL REALISTIC WORLDS BYEEEEE BACK NOW.... IT WAS PRETTY INTERSTING ACTUALLY :WE INTERRUPT THIS SCROLLER FOR CRAP JOKE NUMBER 3..... DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 2 SCOTTISH GAYS????? BEN DOVER AND PHIL MCREVICE!!!!! GO ON LAUGH OH NEVER MIND ..... WE NOW RETURN TO THE SCROLLER: RIGHT ITS ABOUT TIME (1:17AM) THAT I SAID GOODBYE AS I HAVE A VERY NASTY DOSE OF FLUE AND I WISH TO GO TO BED OH BYE THE WAY... THERE ARE DOCS FOR DOGFIGHT NINE LIVES PANG AND LOTUS ESPRIT TURBO CHALLENGE ON THIS DISK IF YOU HIT F4 USE FCOPY 3 TO COPY THIS DISK SCROLL AND DISK COMPILATION BY MANIX OF DFX 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 WWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP .
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