Radical Bandits CD #09 with more utilities and another long scroller!
- Flexidump 3.03
- Word Finder 1.1
- AVK - Atari ST Virus Killer 5.0GB
- Flexi Customiser 3.03
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT !!!!!!! YES ! ITS ANOTHER RADICAL BANDITS MENU ! JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO COLLECT F.C.C. MENUS THE RUDE DUDE AND QUASAR STRIKE AGAIN WITH ANOTHER YUMMY SCRUMMY DELICIOUS DISK FULL OF GOODY GOODY UTILITIES WHICH ARE GOOD FOR YOUR WEALTH ( OR SO I WAS TOLD , BUT I AM STILL PENNYLESS SO IT MUST BE BULLSHIT ! )................HERE WE GO.................THIS IS THE RUDE DUDE þÈ PRESENTING YOU WITH THE RADICAL BANDITS MENU DISK NUMBER 9 þÈ.................FIRST THE HEADLINES..........WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER CALLED DEREK M.D. þÈ I WONDER IF ANY ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF THIS BLOKE , BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE SAYS HE IS WELL KNOWN !!! ONLY JOKING DEL ! SO LETS HAVE A BIG HAND FOR DEREK M.D. FOLKS , THE NEWEST AND PERHAPS THE MOST RADICAL BANDIT OF ALL..................RIGHT THEN , ENOUGH OF THE APPLAUSE FANS , LETS GET DOWN TO THE NITTY GRITTY AND DISCUSS WHATS HAPPENING ON THIS DISK............PRESS S FOR AN INDEPTH DISCRIPTION OF THE PROGRAMS ON THE MENU AND ALSO PRESS S FOR THE GREETINGS LIST OR YOU CAN PRESS M TO CHANGE THE COUNT ZERO MUSIC FOR SOME MORE COUNT ZERO MUSIC !!..................ADVANCED VIRUS KILLER WAS SUPPLIED BY DEREK M.D. THE OTHER TWO PROGRAMS WERE SUPPLIED ONCE AGAIN BY CASEY JONES CHEERS GUYS ! HEY RUTHLESS , HOW DOES THAT WELSH FOLK SONG ABOUT CASEY JONES GO ? YOU KNOW , THE ONE YOU WERE TOO EMBARASSED TO SING DOWN THE PHONE !!! GO ON , PUT IT ON A DOCUMENT FILE ON YOUR NEXT AWESOME MENU !! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH WHAT CAN I CHATTER ABOUT NOW ? I KNOW , LETS HAVE A COMPETITION..........QUESTION : WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE F.C.C. ? FIRST PERSON WRITING IN WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER ON THE BACK OF A POSTCARD WINS A DAY OUT WITH ALEC ( OF THE F.C.C. )!!!...............SERIOUSLY THOUGH , WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE FLOPPY CRAPPY CREW ? I KNOW I SUGGESTED TO THEM THAT PERHAPS THEY SHOULD RETIRE WHILE THEY CAN WITHOUT SHOWING THEMSELVES UP TOO MUCH , BUT THAT CANT REALLY BE THE REASON CAN IT ? SURELY THEY CANT HAVE TAKEN MY ADVICE SERIOUSLY CAN THEY ? LETS HOPE NOT , OTHERWISE WE WILL NOT HAVE ANY COMPETION IN THE BUSINESS SOFTWARE SECTOR ( NOT THAT THEY WERE MUCH COMPETION ANYWAY ) , OH DEAR OH DEAR , ALL IS FORGIVEN F.C.C. PLEASE MAKE YET ANOTHER BELATED COME BACK , I AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PUTTING YOU GUYS DOWN !! LIFE IS JUST TOO DULL WITHOUT YOUR DODGY MENUS! NOW IF YOU ARE STILL WONDERING ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO QUASAR , WELL LET ME TELL YOU THAT HE HAS ALMOST FINISHED A MENU THAT SHOULD BE RELEASED VERY SOON , SO WATCH OUT FOR IT...........ALSO WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEXT MENU ON WHICH DEREK M.D. WILL BE HAVING HIS FIRST ATTEMPT AT A SCROLL TEXT FOR A VERY LONG TIME..................SO TILL RADICAL BANDITS MENU NUMBER TEN , THIS IS THE RUDE DUDE CHILLIN ON OUT AND LEAVING YOU GREEN WITH ENVY ! LATER ON GEEZERS ! ÿ THIS IS THE GREETS SCROLLER.... GREETINGS GO TO ALL THE FOLLOWING OTHER MEMBERS OF THE RADICAL BANDITS ( ESPECIALLY QUASAR AND DEREK M.D. ) THE MEDWAY BOYS JOBIL THE BALD EAGLE SIMON O. NOW 5 - ESPECIALY THAT GUY WITH THE WARPED SENSE OF HUMOUR CALLING HIMSELF : REMEREZ !!!! þÈ AWESOME - GIVE US A RING RUTHLESS DREAM WEAVERS THE SYNDICATE TIME WARP INNER CIRCLE CASEY JONES DARK SIDE MAC XENOMORPH IF YOUR GROUP WAS NOT MENTIONED , WHY NOT GET IN TOUCH WITH US ? JUST LEAVE AN ADVERT IN MICRO MART WITH AN APPROPRIATE MESSAGE , AND ONE OF US WILL GIVE YOU A RING - BUT NOT A GOLD ONE !! RAP! ÿ.............THIS SCROLLER CONTAINS DETAILS ABOUT THE PROGRAMS ON THIS DISK..................FLEXIDUMP COLOUR IS OBVIOUSLY THE COLOUR VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL FLEXIDUMP !..............THIS CAN BE RUN IN LOW REZ OR MEDIUM REZ SINCE THE DESK TOP IS SET TO MEDIUM RESOLUTION AT PRESENT , YOU WILL HAVE TO CHANGE TO LOW REZ IF YOU WANT TO USE FLEXIDUMP WITH ALL SIXTEEN COLOURS THE REASON I SET THE DESKTOP TO MEDIUM IS BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE ON THIS DISK HAS TO BE RUN IN MEDIUM REZ FLEXIDUMP CAN BE RUN IN MEDIUM REZ TOO BUT YOU WILL NOT GET THE BEST OUT OF IT LIKE THAT SO IF YOU HAVE TO HAVE ALL 16 COLOURS IN A SCREEN DUMP , THEN SET THE DESKTOP TO LOW REZ BEFORE USING FLEXIDUMP , BUT REMEMBER THAT NOTHING ELSE ON THIS DISK WILL RUN IN LOW REZ....................ADVANCED VIRUS KILLER IS THE VERY LATEST VERSION VERSION FIVE POINT SIX I DO BELIVE THIS IS ANOTHER COMMERCIAL PROGRAM THAT IS PACKED WITH PACK ICE YET DOES NOT CREDIT AXE OR SUPERIOR FOR HAVING MADE IT............WELL THERE IS STILL A FAULT WITH EVEN THIS NEWEST VERSION OF A.V.K. THE FAULT IS THAT THE BLOODY THING KEEPS SAYING THAT I HAVE GOT TOS 1.2 ! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I HAVE TOS 1.9 , BUT NO , THIS AND THE LAST VERSION ( ON OUR MENU 2 ) BOTH RECKON I HAVE TOS 1.2 ! AND IT EVEN RECKONS THAT MY MATE HAS GOT TOS 1.4 WHEN HE REALLY HAS TOS 1.8 !!! SORT IT OUT MISTER KARSMAKER !...................WORD FINDER IS A WEIRD PROGRAM THAT IS INVALUBLE TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE PLAYING SCRABBLE OR PLAY THOSE GAMES WHERE YOU HAVE TO MAKE AS MANY WORDS AS POSSIBLE FROM A SET OF RANDOM LETTERS ( LIKE ON THAT CHANNEL FOUR PROGRAM CALLED COUNT DOWN )....................AND THATS IT FOR THIS PARTICULAR SCROLLER PRESS S TO LOOK AT ANOTHER ONE !!.....
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