This is the first Mega Demo I saw, and it was probably the first to be spread to the US BBS scene.
Definitely a top tier production in my opinion. It was a catalyst to a blossoming scene at the time, a scene that took the ST hardware as a challenge, and went ahead with squeezing every little bit of power out of the machine! Don't let the name fool you, definitely enjoy this demo!
Now, for more info, here are a ton of links for each piece -
The Cuddly Demos - The Carebears
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/76257/
Pouët Entry - https://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=3242
Fujiology Download - ftp://fujiology.untergrund.net/users/ltk_tscc/fujiology/ST/T/TCB/CUDDLY_P.ZIP
Cuddly Demos – Intro
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124143/
Cuddly Demos – Big Sprite
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124138/
HI, YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE -BIG SPRITE DEMO-. IT WAS CODED BY THE CAREBEARS. THE MUZEXX WAS DONE BY -MAD MAX- OF THE EXCEPTIONS. THE "WHERE-HAVE-I-SEEN-THAT-BEDORE?"-LOGO WAS DESIGNED BY -ES- OF TEX. THAT WAS THE CREDITS, NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO WRITE ABOUT? WELL, I CANT HELP IT, I JUST HAVE TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE DEFINITIVE DEMO, BY THE LOST BOYS (WE WERE QUITE UPSET WHEN WE GOT IT, AND WE SILL ARE). IT IS NOT AS BIG AS THIS DEMO, NEITHER IS IT AS GOOD, BUT THEY MANAGED TO RELEASE A FEW FUNNY EFFECTS, THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN ON ON ST BEFORE. THE MOST IRRITATING ONE IS THEIR TWISTSCROLLER, WHICH IS LOOKS VERY MUSCH LIKE OUR DNA-SCROLLER. THE PROBLEM WITH CODING DEMOS OF THIS SIZE IS THERE'S A VERY LONG TIME BETWEEN WHEN YOU CODE A SCREEN AND WHEN YOU FINALLY RELEASE IT. SOME OF THE SCREENS IN THE CUDDLY DEMOS ARE MORE THAN A YEAR OLD. IF WE WOULD HAVE RELEASED WHEN WE CODED THEM, SAY AS IN INTRO, THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN NEW AND REVOLUTIONARY. ON THE NO-CREW-COPY-PARTY (WHERE WE CODED THE WHATTAHECK DEMO) ALL SWEDISH CREWS OF ANY IMPORTANCE SAW ALMOST ALL OUR SCREENS, SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE'RE STOLEN IDEAS WHEN YOU SEE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN OTHER SWEDISH DEMOS AND THIS DEMO, I'D RATHER SAY IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND. THEY HAVE STOLEN IDEAS FROM OUR DEMO. NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. TODAY WE FINALLY GOT MUZEXX FROM MAD MAX OF TEX. PEOPLE (ESPECIALLY OMEGA) ARE SAYING THAT THERE IS NO UNION. WE AGREE TO SOME EXTENT - THERE'S NO INTENSIVE COOPERATION BETWEEN THE MEMBERS OF THE UNION. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW THE DELTA FORCE, TNT CREW OR LEVEL 16, EVEN THOUGH WE'D LIKE TO. NEITHER I HAVE SEEN CRACKS BY ANY MEMBER EXCEPT FOR THE REPLICANTS LATELY. ON THE OTHER HAND, TEX ARE ONE OF THE BEST CODERS, THE REPLICANTS ARE THE BEST CRACKERS AND WE ARE THE ONE OF THE BEST (NO, LET'S NOT BE MODEST) THE BEST DEMO-CODERS. WE GET MUZEXX FROM TEX, AND THEY GET TO KNOW OUR NEW SCROLL-TECHNIQUES. A FEW MOMENTS AGO, TFE OF OMEGA CALLED AND THAT HE HAD "BULLSHITTED" US IN SOME OF THEIR SCROLLTEXTS, BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T SENT OUR LOADER YET (WE TRADED IT FOR THEIR PACKER). FIRST OF ALL, YOU MUST NOT BELIEVE ANY OF THE BULLSHIT-TCB-TEXTS IN THE OMEGA DEMO.
Cuddly Demos – Colorshock II
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124139/
HELLO! THIS IS THE COLORSHOCK DEMO! CODING BY THE CAREBEARS AND MUSAXX BY MAD MAX. EVERY ONE OF THOSE SQUARES BOUNCING BEHIND THIS SCROLLER CONTAINS ALL 512 POSSIBLE COLOURS, IMPRESSIVE? NO? NO, NOT EXTREMELY. THIS IS A )DISK-FILLER)-DEMO. AT THE TIME OF WRITING THIS SCROLLTEXT WE DON'T KNOW WHETER WE WILL HAVE ROOM FOR IT ON THE DISK OR NOT. THIS DEMO WAS CODED IN A FEW HOURS, SO THERE'S NO BIG LOSS IF WE CANT SQUEEZE IT ONTO THE DISK. WE DON'T GET ANY INSPIRATION WHAT TO WRITE, SO PERHAPS WE'LL TALK A BIT ABOUT TABLE TENNIS.. ON THE LAWN OUTSIDE NICK'S VILLA, THERE'S A PING-PONG-TABLE. WHEN ALL THE MEMBERS OF TCB, TANIS AND A.D. ARE HERE, NICK'S COMPUTER-ROOM GETS VERY CROWDED, SO WE HAVE TOURNAMENTS IN TABLE TENNIS. IF WE GIVE YOU SOME FACTS, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS THE BEST AT TABLE TENNIS.... AN COOL THINKS HE IS BETTER THAN NICK. TANIS THINKS HE IS BETTER THAN AN COOL. EVERYBODY WIPES THE FLOOR WITH A.D. NICK IS BETTER THAN JAS. TANIS HAS NO CHANCE WHEN HE'S PLAYING NICK. TANIS HAS NEVER PLAYED JAS. AN COOL THINKS HE IS BETTER THAN TANIS. NICK IS BETTER THAN AN COOL. JAS IS NOT AS GOOD AS AN COOL NOR TANIS. JAS THINKS HE IS THE BEST. NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS THE BEST AT TABLE TENNIS, OR AT LEAST WHO WAS ON THE KEYBOARD WHEN THIS SCROLLTEXT WAS WRITTEN......
Cuddly Demos – Demo Without A Name
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124140/
HI AND WELCOME TO THE DEMO WITHOUT A NAME... LET'S START WITH SOME CREDITS. ALL CODING BY THE CAREBEARS (OF COURSE). ALL GRAPHIXX BY THE CARBEARS (YUCK!). MUZEXX BY SLEEPING MAX, THE MAD (OF TEX), RIPPED BY NICK "THE RIPPER" AND AN "THE RIPPER" COOL. NOW WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING.. HOW ABOUT THE HISTORY OF MAIN MENUS?? YEAH MAN!! IT ALL BEGAN WITH THIS SCREEN, WHICH WAS CODED MORE THAN SIX YEARS AGO JUST AFTER THE IDEA OF THE UNION DEMO WAS THOUGHT OF. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SCREEN, WHERE YOU COULD CHOOSE A TUNE WITH A SMALL ROTATING TUBE. WE FIGURED THAT A LITTLE MORE THAN FIVE TUNES WOULD BE ENOUGH, BUT WE STARTED TO FEEL SORRY FOR MAD MAX, WHO WOULD HAVE TO MAKE ALL THE TUNES. WE DECIDED NOT TO USE THIS SCREEN AT ALL. A FEW MONTHS LATER, WE STARTED TO CODE THE CUDDLY DEMOS (THIS DEMO, NERDHEAD!), AFTER WE HAD FINISHED OUR SCREEN FOR THE 'SWEDISH NEW YEAR DEMO'. IT WAS MEANT TO CONTAIN ALL LEFTOVER SCREENS FROM THE UNION DEMO. WE HAD THIS SCREEN, A STARDEMO (WOT STARWARS DEMO, PUCKHUVE! (SWEDISH AGAIN)) AND THE DIGIDEMO. THE STARDEMO WAS SIMILAR TO THE STARWARS DEMO, BUT WITHOUT A STARWARS SCROLLER. IT HAD A SEVEN KHZ SAMPLED TUNE, THOUGH. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THIS DEMO. EVER... (PLEASE DON'T CRY...) THIS DEMO WAS MEANT TO BE AN INTRO, CALLED THE DIGIINTRO. IT IT WAS CODED ABOUT ONE YEAR AGO. IT'S NOT VERY GOOD COMPARED TO WHAT WE CAN DO TODAY, BUT IT WILL DO. ONE PROBLEM WAS THAT A PREVIEW SPREAD OVER SWEDEN, AFTER NOT HAVING LOCKED OUR DISKBOXES ON A COPY PARTY. WE DECIDED TO INCLUDE IT ANYWAY... FINALLY, THIS SCREEN WAS MEANT TO BE A MAIN MENU. THE TUNE SELECTOR WAS REPLACED BY A DEMO SELECTOR. A FEW WEEKS LATER, WE HEARD THE MAIN MENU FROM THE SYNCHRON DEMO (BY SYNC, BANANABRAINS). IF THEY STILL HAVN'T RELEASED IT WHEN YOU READ THIS (COZ YOU DO, DON'T YOU?), WE'D BETTER TELL YOU WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. MOST OF THE SCREEN IS A VERTICALLY SCROLLING PLAYFIELD, IN WHICH THE GUY FROM BAAL RUNS BETWEEN THE DEMO DOORS. THAT NIGHT WAS SLEEPLESS. WE HAD TO THINK OF A BETTER MAIN MENU . SOMETIME BETWEEN FOUR AND FIVE IN THE MORNING WE HAD IT ALL FIGURED OUT. WE WERE GOING TO MAKE AN ALL DIRECTION SCROLLING GAME, WITH THE GUY FROM CUSTODIAN FLYING ABOUT BETWEEN THE DOORS. SINCE IT WOULD HAVE LOOKED FUNNY WITH TWO MAIN MENUS, WE ENLARGED THE TOP DISTORTER AND REMOVED THE SELECTOR. THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE MAIN MENU FOR THE UNION DEMO TOO. WE MADE A MAIN MENU, WHICH W ASN'T NEARLY AS FUNNY AS THE FINAL ONE. IT DID CONTAIN A SIMPLE FOUR BITPLANE DNA SCROLLER (YOU COULDN'T SEE THE BACK SIDE OF THE FONT). WE CODED THAT SCREEN MORE THAN A YEAR AGO, LONG BEFORE WE HAD SEEN A SIMILAR ONE ON THE AMIGA. SO THERE, THE LOST BOYS NOW IT'S GETTING LATE AND WE'VE GOTTA HURRY OUT TO THE TABLE TENNIS TABLE (HMM...), BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK, PUSSELIMUSS AND HEJ DAOU (THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY IN THE SOUTH OF SWEDEN).... HI, WE'RE BACK... A FINAL MESSAGE... JAS WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A FULL POWER SMASH THAT NICK NEVER WOULD HAVE TAKEN, BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG HE SMASHED THE BALL INTO HIS RIGHT EYE, SO HE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS SORE EYE... AND NICK IS LAUGHING....
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THIS SCROLLINE IS COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE TO READ, WHERE DID WE GET SUCH A STUPID IDEA TO HIDE THE SCROLLINE BEHIND THIS LOGO? WELL, WE HAD SOME SPARE PROCESSOR-TIME (AND WE STILL HAVE, AND THERE WAS NO OTHER PLACE TO PUT IT. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO READ THIS, TRY THE TRY THE TOP SCROLLINE IN THE DNA DEMO, IT REALLY IS HARD, AND WHEN I SAY HARD, I MEAN HARD), ANYWAY, WHAY ARE YOU READING THIS? IT WILL ONLY GIVE YOU A HEADACHE, YOUR EYES WILL BE RUINED, BESIDES, IT SAYS NOTHING OF ANY INTEREST, SO LET'S WRAZZZZZ
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HI SUCKERS!! WE CAN'T WRITE ANYTHING INTERESTING IN THIS SMALL SCROLLINE, COZ YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO READ IT ANYWAY, AND IF YOU DO, YOU WILL GET A HEADACHE PRETTY SOON (WAIT TILL THIS ELEVATOR-LOOKING THING STARTS BOUNCING AND SWINGING) (PERHAPS IT ALREADY HAS? WE HAVE A SEPERATE "BOUNCE-TABLE" WHICH CONTROLS THE BOUNCING AND SWINGING ELEVATOR). WE HAVE SOME PRETTY UNINTERESTING THINGS TO SAY, THOUGH, OR PERHAPS NOT... NO, LET'S WRAZZZZZZZZ INSTEAD.
Cuddly Demos – Megascroller
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124141/
YO BOY THIS IS -TCB- MOVING THE WHOLE SCREEN AGAIN ,DISTING THE WHOLE SCREEN TOO AND PLAYING A 15 KHZ SAMPLING...... AND WE STILL HAVE TIME LEFT...WE ARE RIGHT NOW IN A HOUSE IN SWEDEN BUT IT'S NOT AN ORDINARY HOUSE.... IT'S A HOUSE WHERE -AN COOL- LIVES AT SUMMER. YOU CAN READ HOW WE GOT HERE IN THE STARWARS DEMO, BUT SINCE WE WROTE THAT SCROLLTEXT SOME THINGS HAVE HAPPENED, THAT MIGHT (OR MIGHT NOT) BE OF INTEREST. THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY, WHEN THE STARWARSDEMO WAS FINISHED, WE FELL ASLEEP AT ABOUT 6 O'CLOCK - IN THE MORNING. WHEN WE WOKE UP WE WERE VERY VERY HUNGRY (YES, YOU REMEMBER CORRECTLY - THE STORE WAS CLOSED THE LAST TIME WE TRIED TO GET HOLD OF FOOD). WE FOUND TWO BIKES, SO TWO PEOPLE HAD TO BIKE TO THE STORE. BEFORE -AN COOL- AND A.D. LEFT, WE TOOK A PAPER AND WROTE WHAT TO BUY. WE WROTE: 16 LITRES OF COKE, 12 HAMBURGERS WITH BREAD, 3 BAGS OF CRISPS, 5 RAIDERS, 2 "GOTT O BLANDAT" (CANDY), 200G MILKCHOCOLATE, 3 CANS OF RAVIOLI, 1 CAN OF PEASOUP (BLEURGH! (COMMENT BY NICK)), 2 LITRES OF ICECREAM AND 5 BANANAS. EVERYBODY LOOKED AT -AN COOL- AND A.D. WITH BIG EYES AT THE STORE. NOW THEY HAD TO STUFF EVERYTHING IN TWO BACKPACKS. THEN AN COOL'S BIKE BROKE DOWN, SO A.D. HAD TO CARRY IT 5 KILOMETRES. TODAY IS SATURDAY THE 11TH OF JUNE AND WE'RE GOING HOME LATER TODAY. WE HAVE BEEN QUITE EFFICIENT THIS WEEKEND. WE HAVE FINISHED THE STARWARS DEMO, SAVED THIS SCREEN, THE 3D DOC AND THE STARWARS DEMO. THE SPREADPOINT DEMO IS ALMOST FINISHED, THE SCROLLER IN THE MEGABALL DEMO IS CODED AND THE FONT FOR IT IS BEING DESIGNED THIS VERY MINUTE (WELL, ALMOST, BOTH TANIS AND JAS IS READING THIS SCROLLTEXT INSTEAD OF WORKING). LATER THIS SUMMER WE'RE GOING TO NICK'S SUMMERPLACE ON GOTLAND. IT WILL BE MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE, COZ IT HAS RUNNING WATER, A SHOWER, MORE AND BIGGER ROOMS, A LONGER BEACH, A PHONE AND, MOST IMPORTANT, AN INDOOR TOILET... SEE YA'
The Spreadpoint Demo
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124142/
YO, SUCKERS!!! THIS IS THE SPREADPOINT DEMO! ALL CODING WAS DONE BY THE CAREBEARS,ALL GRAPHIXX WAS DESIGNED BY THE CAREBEARS AND THE MUZEXX WAS ALSO 'EINGEPLUPPED' BY THE CAREBEARS! WE SAW THE ORIGINAL SPREADPOINT DEMO, BY SPREADPOINT, ON THE NO-CREW-COPY-PARTY. ON THE TRAIN HOME, WE DISCUSSED HOW TO CONVERT IT TO THE ST. WE DECIDED TO USE THIS DIGISHIT-ROUT, EVEN THOUGH IT TAKES SOME PROCESSOR TIME. ON AN ST, DIGISOUND RESULTS IN LESS GRAPHICAL MOVEMENT, BUT WE THINK THERE'S ENOUGH MOVEMENT ON THIS SCREEN, DON'T YOU? (DON'T ANSWER IF YOU DON'T!) YOUR EYES ARE PROBABLY STARTING TO ACHE, SO LET'S WRAP. THE UNION RULES
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HELLO, EVERYBODY!!! THIS IS THE SPREADPOINT DEMO, CODED BY THE CAREBEARS. THE MUZEXX WAS ALSO DONE BY TCB, AND SO WAS THE GRAPHIXX (THAT'S WHY IT LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE IT DOES). EVERYBODY COMPLAINS ABOUT THE LOUSY DIGI-SOUND-TUNE. AN COOL SAYS THAT THE INSTRUMENTS SOUND TERRIBLE AND EVERYTHING IS ABOUT 1 KILOMETER OFF KEY. WE AGREE THAT IT ISN'T AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL TUNE BY DEPECHE MODE - YES, IT'S SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE "MASTER AND SERVANT". THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH OUR DIGI-SHIT ROUT, THOUGH, IT'S JUST THAT WE ONLY HAD ABOUT 5 MINUTES TO SAMPLE ALL THE SOUNDS FOR THE TUNE AND WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THOSE FUNNY-LOOKING BLACK THINGS WITH TAILS. WE WILL HAVE A MUCH BETTER TUNE IN OUR NEXT DIGI-SOUND-DEMO (PERHAPS IN OUR COPY-PARTY-DEMO). YOU MIGHT WODNER WHY WE CALL IT THE SPREADPOINT DEMO. WE'LL, WE GOT AN AMIGA-DEMO ON THE NO-CREW-COPY-PARTY. IT WAS CODED BY SPREADPOINT, AN AMIGA-CREW. WE THOUGHT IT WAS SO GOOD THAT WE DECIDED TO CONVERT IT TO THE ST. AS YOU CAN HEAR, WE USED OUR LATEST DIGI-SHIT-ROUT. IF WE HADN'T USED IT, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CONVERT IT ALMOST PERFECTLY, BUT SINCE DIGI-SOUND TAKES A LOT OF PROCESSOR-TIME ON THE ST, WE HAD TO MAKE A SIMPLER SCROLLER AND A SMALLER LOGO. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE MANAGED TO READ ALMOST THE WHOLE SCROLLTEXT, EVEN THOUGH IT'S TOTALLY ILLEGIBLE. THEREFORE, WE WILL GIVE YOU A KEYWORD TO TYPE IN THE MAIN MENU FOR A SPECIAL BONUS. THE WORD IS: HUBBAGNURFGNURFTJOLAHOPPSONHEJSANBLIPPBLAPPBLOPPMASTERFAG, OR WAS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND? LET'S WRAP.......
Cuddly Demos – Digi Demo
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124144/
HI, YOU ARE LISTENING TO A FOUR VOICE 10KHZ DIGI-SOUND-DEMO! WE DON'T CHEAT IN ANY WAY (WE DO IN THE SPREADPOINT DEMO!), EVERY SOUND HAS VARIABLE FREQUENCY ON ALL FOUR VOICES! THE 10KHZ SAMPLINGS SHOULD GIVE BETTER SOUND QUALITY THAN THE AMIGA (IT NORMALLY USES LOWER FREQUENCY) BUT THE ST DOESN'T HAVE A FILTER. LET'S WRITE SOME CREDITS: ALL CODING WAS DONE BY THE CAREBEARS (AS ALWAYS). THE MUZEXX FOR OUR DIGISYNTHROUT WAS COMPOSED BY "KARSVALL". THIS NEW(!) FONT WAS DESIGNED BY A.D. SOME OTHER GRAPHIXX WAS DESIGNED BY TCB, BUT MOST BY ES OF THE EXCEPTIONS (GUESS WHAT, MEGANERD). AN COOL'S FIRST REACTION WHEN HE HEARD THIS PIECE OF MUZEXX WAS: IT SOUNDS LIKE HELL (SAME CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENT AS HE GAVE ABOUT THE SPREADPOINT DEMO (YES, HE WANTS TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH COMPOSING THE MUZEXX)). ANYWAY, IT WAS (AS WE SAID EARLIER) COMPOSED BY KARSVALL. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE TUNE, YOU SHOULDN'T BLAME HIM ALONE, COZ HE MADE IT IN A AEGIS SONIX LOOKALIKE PROGRAM, CODED BY THE CAREBEARS. THERE WAS A MINOR BUG IN IT, IT REPLAYED THE SAMPLES AT THE WRONG FREQUENCY, WHICH MAKES THE TUNE SOUND "OFF KEY". ANOTHER TUNE WAS MADE FOR THIS PROGRAM BY GROWTWIG, BUT WE DIDN'T INCLUDE IT. (SORRY GROWTWIG, BUT IT WAS AWFULLY SHORT)... THIS PROGRAM WAS CODED MORE THAT A YEAR AGO. SOMEHOW, SOMEONE GOT HOLD OF A PREVIEW VERSION OF THIS PROGRAMME AND SPREAD IT.... WE WERE VERY ANGRY WHEN WE FOUND OUT, BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO DO ABOUT IT. MOST SWEDISH CREWS ALREADY HAVE THAT PREVIEW, AND CAN INSPECT OUR DIGISYNTH ROUT, BUT IT'S A PREVIEW AND IT'S NOT NEARLY AS FAST AS THIS ONE. SO THERE.... THIS WAS A BORING SCROLLTEXT, WASN'T IT? WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER, COZ WE'RE GOING TO WRAP NOW...
Cuddly Demos – LED Scroller
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124145/
YABBADABBADOO....THIS IS THE LED SCROLLER. AS USUAL, THIS SCREEN WAS CODED BY THE CAREBEARS. SOME GRAPHIXX WAS DONE BY TCB AND SOME BY A.D. AND TANIS. THE SAMPLING WAS SAMPLED BY US. AS THIS SCROLLTEXT IS BEING WRITTEN, IT'S A QUARTER PAST MIDNIGHT ON THE 16TH OF JUNE.TODAY, WE HAVE SAVED THE FINAL VERSIONS OF THE BIG SPRITE DEMO AND THE COLORSHOCK ON DISK. ALL THE SCROLL- TEXTS IN THIS WHOLE DEMO HAS BEEN WRITTEN THESE LAST FEW DAYS, AND THE SEEMINGLY ENDLESS FLOOD OF IDEAS WHAT TO WRITE IS COMING TO AN END. I, NICK, WANT TO FINISH THIS DARNED DEMO AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. AN COOL IS WORKING ALL DAYS AND HE TELLS ME THAT IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, THEN WAIT TILL INSPIRATION COMES. I HAVE BEEN CODING LIKE MAD THESE LAST FEW DAYS, WHILST JAS IS IN THE SOUTH OF SWEDEN CODING SOME FUCKING AMIGA. I WAS JUST TOLD THAT AN COOL IS GOING AWAY THIS WEEKEND TOO, SO I'LL HAVE TO CONTINUE CODING
ALL BY MYSELF. ANYWAY, I SIMPLY HAVE TO WRITE SOME MORE SCROLLTEXT, SO THAT I CAN SAVE THIS SCREEN TOO. LET'S BULLSHIT ABOUT GAMES. HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THE QUALITY OF GAMES IS GETTING LOWER AND LOWER? IT WAS A VERY LONG TIME SINCE WE GOT A GAME THAT WAS REALLY WORTH PLAYING. MY ALL-TIME-FAVOURITE IS NOT DUNGEON MASTER, IT'S THE STUNNING ACTION GAME XENON. THE NEWER THE GAMES ARE, THE MORE THE NUMBER OF VSYNCS BETWEEN UPDATING THE SCREEN INCREASES. ONE OF THE BEST GAMES WAS GOLDRUNNER. IT'S ONLY A TWOBITPLANE SCROLLER, BUT AT LEAST IT'S FUN AND IT'S EVERY VSYNC. WITH OUR NEW SCROLLROUTS, THERE'S GOING TO BE A CHANGE. OUR GAMES WILL HAVE THE STUNNINGLY SMOOTH SCROLLERS OF THE 64, THE GRAPHIXX OF THE ST AND THE SOUND OF THE AMIGA. THE FUTURE ST-GAMES-MARKET IS LOOKING A BIT BRIGHTER, ISN'T IT? A FINAL COMMENT ON ST-GAMES. THERE'S NOT MUCH THAT EVEN COMES CLOSE ALL THE SIERRA QUEST GAMES. WE SIMPLY LOVE THOSE GAMES. WE GOT SPACE QUEST III LAST SATURDAY, AND THE FIRST NIGHT WE PLAYED NON STOP. WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE A LAVA SPITTING PLANET WHEN THREE BOMBS APPEARED. WE'RE BEGGING A.D. FOR A NEW COPY. PERHAPS WE'LL GET IT TOMORROW WHEN I, A.D. AND TANIS WILL TRY TO GET HOLD OF TICKETS FOR THE PET SEMATARY. NOW, THE TIME HAS COME. IT'S TIME TO WRAP..
Cuddly Demos – 3D DOC
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124146/
YO, LAMERS!!! TCB HAVE DONE IT ONCE AGAIN..
YO, THE MEGAMIGHTY CAREBEARS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT THE 3D-DOC DEMO! IF YOU'VE ALREADY FORGOTTEN WHO CODED WHAT, WE'D BETTER TELL YOU AGAIN. ALL CODING BY THE CAREBEARS. MUZEXX BY -MAD, THE SLEEPER, MAX- (OF THE EXCEPTIONS, SCHMUCK!). FONT BY THE NIGHTHAWKS (WHACK OF STARLIGHT SENT ME A INTRO-COLLECTION BY THE BLACK CATS YESTERDAY. THE AMIGA-FONT-RIPPING-SYNDROME SEEMS TO HAVE HIT THE ST TOO. MORE THAN HALF OF THOSE INTROS USED THIS FONT). MOUNTAINS BY A.D. I WRITE THIS TEXT THE DAY AFTER THE -WHATTAHECK- DEMO WAS RELEASED. EVERYBODY IS COMPLAINING, TELLING US THAT IF WE DON'T RELEASE THIS DEMO SOON, THEY WILL START FUCKING GREET US.I ACTUALLY HAVE PROCESSOR TIME LEFT IN THIS DEMO, BUT I DON'T HAVE NO MEMORY LEFT. IT'S AGAINST OUR PRINCIPLES NOT TO USE EVERY DARNED ONE OF THOSE 160256 VBL-CYCLES. BUT IF THIS DEMO IS GOING TO BE RELEASED THIS YEAR, WE SIMPLY HAVE TO BE SATISFIED WITH ALMOST PERFECT SCREENS... AS WE TOLD YOU BEFORE, WE'RE OUT OF MEMORY, AND WHEN I SAY OUT OF MEMORY, I MEAN SO FUCKING OUT OF MEMORY THAT I WILL HAVE TO STOP WRITING THIS SCROLLTEXT, OR IT WON'T RUN ON A 520ST...
Cuddly Demos – Fullscreen
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124147/
DON'T YOU THINK THIS BEATS THE LEVEL SIXTEEN FULLSCREEN-SCREEN. WE THINK SO. WE HAVE SEEN SOME PRETTY GOOD FULLSCREENS BY OMEGA AND SYNC. WE'RE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR DEMOS. YESTERDAY TFE OF OMEGA TOLD US THAT THEIR DEMO PROBABLY WON'T BE AS BIG AS THEY HAD HOPED. FOR INSTANCE, TFE HAD MADE SOME SERIOUS MISCALCULATIONS WHEN HE DESIGNED THEIR MAIN MENU, SO AFTER
HAVING RECALCULATING HE REALIZED THAT IT WON'T WORK ON HALF MEG' COMPUTERS. BAD LUCK GUYS.. LET'S WRAZZZZZZ.
BLIIIRP BLUUURP BLIIIRP BLUUURP BLIIIRP BLUUURP BLIIIRP BLUUURP BLAAARP!!! LET'S WRAP..... SICKEST SO FAR.
WOW, HERE COMES THE FULLSCREEN-SCREEN BY THE MEGAMIGHTY CAREBEARS. NOW FOR THE CREDITS, THEY ARE SURE FUN READING: ALL CODING AND SAMPLING BY THE CAREBEARS. FONT BY TRISTAR, TCB-LOGO BY TCB. OKAY, THAT'S ALL FOR THIS SCROLLINE, NOW YOU HAVE SEVEN OTHER SCROLLTEXTS TO READ, AND WE HAVE SEVEN MORE TO WRITE. BLEUURGH...
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WE DOUBT THAT ANYBODY WILL EVER PARALLAX SCROLL A LARGER FOUR BITPLANE AREA, WELL WE EVEN DOUBT THAT ANYBODY WILL EVER SCROLL A TWO BITPLANE FIELD OF THIS SIZE, NEITHER DO WE THINK THAT ANYBODY WILL MANAGE IT WITHOUT SAMPLING OR SPRITES. LET'S WARP....
WE WANT DONATIONS... SEND US ALL YOUR MONEY, OR AT LEAST HALF OF IT. END OF MESSAGE
AN COOL HATES THIS SAMPLING, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND HE HATES EVERYTHING THAT HE HASN'T MADE HIMSELF, INCLUDING THIS SCROLLTEXT.
THIS IS THE LAST SCROLLTEXT WE WRITE, SO WE'RE TOTALLY OUT OF IDEAS WHAT TO WRITE, SO LET'S WRAP.
Cuddly Demos – The Star-Wars Scroller
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124148/
TJA ALLIHOPA (THAT'S SWEDISH, JACKASS), HERE COMES THE CAREBEARS AGAIN, WITH ANOTHER INCREDIBLE DEMO-SCREEN, CALLED THE STARWARS-SCROLLER. YOU HAVE PROBABLY ALREADY FIGURED OUT WHY... AS WE WRITE THIS, WE'RE OUT IN THE ARCHIPELAGOS OF STOCKHOLM, WHERE AN COOL HAS A SMALL (VERY SMALL) COTTAGE. EVERYBODY IS COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR ACHING ARMS AND BACKS. LET'S EXPLAIN WHAT CAUSED THESE UNPLEASENT PAINS FIRST OF ALL, WE HAD TO TRAVEL BY TRAIN FOR ABOUT ONE HOUR. WE WENT OFF THE TRAIN IN TUMBA, WHERE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY SOME FOOD AND COKE BEFORE WE GOT ON A BUS THAT WOULD DRIVE US CLOSER TO AN COOL'S COTTAGE. BUT THERE WAS A BIG PROBLEM, WE ONLY HAD ABOUT THREE MINUTES BEFORE THE BUS LEFT, AND THE NEXT BUS WOULD COME IN ABOUT THREE AND A HALF HOUR, SO WE DECIDED TO GET ON THIS BUS AND GO TO ANOTHER SMALL STORE, NEAR THE COTTAGE. OF COURSE THAT STORE WAS CLOSED WHEN WE GOT THERE. OKAY, WE GOT OFF THE BUS AND NOW WE HAD A FIVE KILOMETRES WALK TO DO. REALLY NICE, WITH BAGS FILLED WITH COMPUTERS, MONITORS, CLOTHES AND COKE. THERE WERE EVEN MORE PROBLEMS TO COME, THE HEAVIEST BAG (WITH A WEIGHT OF ABOUT 50 KILOGRAMS) WAS DESTROYED, AND NOW TANIS AND A.D HAD TO CARRY IT ON THEIR HEADS (AND BACKS). FINALLY WE REACHED THE COTTAGE, AFTER ABOUT ONE HOUR'S WALK. OUR ARMS WERE ABOUT TWO METRES LONGER THAN THEY WERE THIS MORNING. AFTER THIS VERY INTERESTING STORY, YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY OUR ARMS ARE ACHING!! LET'S CHANGE SUBJECT... TODAY WE GOT THE LOST BOYS DEMO, WHICH WAS QUITE GOOD, BUT NOT NEARLY AS GOOD AS THIS ONE (THIS IS ACTUALLY MORE THAN TEN TIMES BETTER). WE WERE QUITE DISTURBED WHEN WE SAW THEIR TWIST-SCROLLER, WHICH LOOKED SIMILAR TO OUR DNA-SCROLLER, BUT OF COURSE OURS IS MUCH, MUCH BETTER, AND I THINK THAT WE WROTE IT BEFORE THEY WROTE THEIRS (WE WROTE IT THREE MONTHS AGO). THEY SAID THAT THEIR DEMO WAS THE BEST \"SINGLE-CREW\"-DEMO EVER, WELL, OUR DEMO IS ALMOST A \"SINGLE-CREW\"-DEMO, AND IF YOU REMOVE THE GUEST APPEARANCES, WE STILL THINK THAT OUR DEMO IS AT LEAST FIVE TIMES BETTER THAN THEIRS. THE LOST BOYS ALSO WROTE THAT THEIR SOURCE-CODE WAS ABOUT 230 KILOBYTES LONG, WE COUNTED HOW MUCH MEMORY OUR SOURCE-CODE TOOK AND IT WAS ABOUT 1400 KILOBYTES LONG!!!! AND IF YOU WOULD PRINT IT, IT WOULD TAKE 650 A4-PAGES. NOW YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT WE ARE TALKING BIG. WELL, WE KNOW WE'RE NOT EXACTLY MODEST, BUT WE CAN'T BE, COZ NOBODY ELSE IS. YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO BE THE BEST IN EVERYTHING, INCLUDING TALKING BIG. WE WON'T WRITE ANYTHING MORE, BECAUSE THE ONLY THING WE COULD WRITE NOW IS THE GREETINGS AND WE HAVE GREETINGS ENOUGH IN THE MAIN MENU... BYE, BYE AND KEEP ON HACKING....... PUSSELIMUSS!!! TJA DAUU!! GOOD NIGHT!! (IT'S TWO O'CLOCK, BUT THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG) OKAY, LET'S WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!!!!!!!!!!
WELCOME TO THE STARWARS SCROLLER WRITTEN BY THE REALLY MEGAMIGHTY CAREBEARS! FROM THE UNION YOU MUST NOT FORGET OUR COPY PARTY YOU CAN READ WHERE AND WHEN IT WILL BE IN THE MAIN MENU.CURRENT MEMBER STATUS OF THE UNION,TEX, DELTA FORCE,TNT CREW,TCB,LEV.SIXTEEN,REPLICANTS,SOFTRUNNER GROUP.CREDITS THE CAREBEARS ALL CODING AND MATHEMATICALCALCULATIONS TANIS.UNION:SPRITES
KNIGHT HAWKS:AMIGA FONT MAD MAX:MUSIC MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
Cuddly Demos – Knucklebuster
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/120068/
YO, GUYS! ES FROM THE EXCEPTIONS SPEAKING. AFTER A LONG TIME, HERE'S NOW ANOTHER TEX-DEMOSCREEN. AMONG ALL THE EFFECTFUL SCREENS OF THIS DEMO YOUR'LL BE SHOCKED BY IT'S SIMPLE OUTFIT, HM? WELL, ORIGINALLY THIS PROGRAM WAS DESIGNED ONLY TO TORTURE RICHARD 'ST-NEWS' KARSMAKERS FROM HOLLAND. HE WAS NAGGING US FOR YEARS TO CONVERT THE ONLY ROB HUBBARD-TUNE THAT MAD MAX REFUSED TO DO. BUT AS THE TWO WEIRDOS HIT THE TEX-HEADQUARTERS A FEW WEEKS AGO, HE WAS QUITE AMAZED (TO SAY THE LEAST) TO HEAR THIS SOUND. HE WAS EVEN MORE AMAZED AS WE CHAINED HIM TO A CHAIR AND SLOWLY FORMATTED THE 'KNUCKLEBUSTERS'-DISK! WHAT A FUN! READ MORE ABOUT THIS IN ST-NEWS. NOW JUST LISTEN TO A ESPECIALLY DEVELOPED SYNTHI-ROUT WHICH IS ABLE TO CHANGE THE VOLUME OF EACH OF THE THREE DIGI-VOICES! THAT MEANS ADSR-WAVES FOR SAMPLES! TOGETHER WITH SOME CALCULATED WAVEFORMS YOU'LL GET A WHOLE NEW SOUNDCONCEPT. THE LENGTH OF THIS SOUND IS (ROUT+NOTES+WAVEFORMS) ONLY ABOUT 20KB. SO WE HOPE YOU'LL LIKE THIS EXTRAORDINARY 18 MINUTES LONG TUNE BY MAD MAX AND ROB HUBBARD! I PERSONALLY HOPE YOU'LL ALSO LIKE THE STRANGE DRUMMER THAT I'VE PAINTED IN ORDER TO MOTIVATE MAD MAX... BUT NOW I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE WITH THIS STRANGE,PSYCHEDELIC AND FASCINATING COMPOSITION AND DON'T FORGET, IT'S EIGHTEEN MINUTES OF SOUND IN HERE...
Cuddly Demos – The DNA-Demo
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124149/
HI, SUCKERS! THIS SCREEN WAS CODED BY THE MEGAMIGHTY CAREBEARS FROM THE UNION! IF YOU THINK THIS IS ALL, BOY, YOU\'RE SO WRONG. THE UNION RULES.....
ONCE UPON A TIME -TEX- WROTE THEIR BIG DEMO. THEN -SYNC- PUT TWO ONE-BIT-PLANE-SCROLLERS UPON EACH OTHER. A FEW WEEKS LATER -OMEGA- RELEASED THEIR DEMO. THEN THERE WAS OUR SCREEN IN THE SWEDISH NEW YEAR DEMO. AND NOW, THE CAREBEARS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT THE -ULTIMATE HEADACHE CREATOR-. NO SCROLLINE HAS EVER BEEN SO EFFICIENT, SO HARD TO READ, SO INCREDIBLY FLICKERY! SINCE YOU WILL HAVE TO READ IT MORE THAN FIVE TIMES JUST TO UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT IT SAYS, I WILL WRAP HERE:
THIS SCREEN WAS CODED BY THE CAREBEARS FROM THE UNION (YOU'RE STUPID IF YOU ALREADY HAVE FORGOTTEN). THE MUSIC WAS, AS ALWAYS, DONE BY MAD MAX (ZZZ MAN, MAXIUMUM MAD, MAX THE HAIRY). I THINK THIS PIECE OF MUZAK IS JUST GREAT, BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S LOUSY (HEY, -M.A.R.K.U.S- (FROM GERMANY), WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU). BY THE WAY, WHY THE F-CK ARE YOU READING THIS SCROLLINE
WHEN THERE ARE TWO OTHER SCROLLINES THAT ARE MUCH MORE ADVANCED. EVERYBODY HAS SEEN BYTE-BENDERS, BUT HOPEFULLY NOONE HAS EVER SEEN A 3BIT DNA-SCROLLER (AT LEAST NOT ON AN ST), SO STOP READING THIS SCROLLINE AT ONCE.... NO, I'M NOT GOING TO TRY TO BE FUNNY BY SAYING:- "ARE YOU STILL READING IT? YOU ARE ONE BIG FAT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU KNOW THAT HUH?" OR ANYTHING OF THAT KIND, NO!
I'M GOING TO BE EVEN FUNNIER! I'M GOING TO TELL A JOKE: KNOCK, KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? I'M THE DOCTOR! DOCTOR WHO? DOCTOR SMITH! HA HA HA HA HA GET IT? HA HA? NO? HA HA WELL, EVERYBODY HA HA EXPECTS SORT OF HEHE WELL, HEHE , WELL, NEVER MIND. I THINK IT'S TIME TO WRAP...
THIS IS THE DNA-SCROLLER! (YOU PROBABLY HAVE A NEGATIVE IQ IF YOU THOUGHT THE WHITE SCROLLER RIGHT ABOVE THIS ONE WAS IT (MY GUINEA PIG DID AND HE HAS A NEGATIVE IQ (HE\'S EVEN MORE STUPID THAN -ACA-!))). SOME TOTAL BRAINWARPS MIGHT THINK THAT WE\'VE STOLEN THE IDEA FROM A CERTAIN ENGLISH CREW WHO THINK THEY ARE THE BEST. THAT IS CERTAINLY NOT THE CASE, HOWEVER, COZ I STARTED CODING THIS MEGASCREEN THE 25TH OF FEBRUARY, AND WAS FINISHED FIVE DAYS LATER. BESIDES, THIS SCREEN IS MUCH MUCH BETTER, SO THERE... I KNOW THAT IT LOOKS FUNNIER WITH LONG WORDS, BUT MY VOCABULARY ISN\'T THAT BIG (I WASN\'T BORN IN ENGLAND). THEREFORE I WILL TRY TO MAKE UP SOME LONG WORDS : EH... TREE-CLIMBER-VIDEO-DIGITISER-INPUT-PORT, EHUMN.. TELEPHONE-CRASHER-PHOTOGRAPHER-GLASS-OF-MILK YO! DID YOU LIKE THEM? WELL, IT DOESN\'T MATTER, DOES IT? THIS WAS A STUPID SCROLLTEXT, WASN\'T IT?, BUT IF YOU WANT TO READ SOMETHING REALLY INTERESTING, READ THE TOP SCROLLER!! BYE AND "PUSSELIMUSS..."
Cuddly Demos – The Megaball Demo
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124150/
YES, WE HAVE TIME FOR A SCROLLER - THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT THE MEGABALL DEMO. THIS STUNNING FONT WAS DESIGNED BY TANIS (THE GREAT?). ALL CHARACTERS LOOK GREAT, BUT ONE - X. UGLY, ISN'T IT? HERE ARE SOME MORE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX AS TANIS SAW THIS SCROLLTEXT, HE WAS INSULTED, SO HE MADE A BETTER VERSION-x! SINCE HE HAD TO WORK SO MUCH WITH THIS FONT, WE'D BETTER SHOW YOU THE CHARACTERS WE PROBABLY WON'T USE ANYWHERE ELSE IN THIS SCROLLTExT. PERHAPS IN A WORD? EHH... VIxEN-SQUEEZER!!! WOW!!! I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TOLD YOU YET, BUT THE CAREBEARS CODED THIS SCREEN, MAD MAx MADE THE FUNKY MUZExx. YOU'RE RIGHT IF YOU THINK THE DOC CURVES ARE THE SAME AS IN THE WHATTAHECK DEMO. THE CONTROL PANEL(?) IS SLIGHTLY IMPROVED, THOUGH. THE CURVES ARE A BIT FUNNIER THAN ORDINARY ADDED DOC CURVES, COZ WE DON'T ONLY ADD - WE MULTIPLY, SO CALCULATING THE COORDINATES FOR EACH BALL TAKES ExTRA TIME... READING THIS TAKES TEN MINUTES, NOW YOU'VE ONLY GOT THREE TIMES AS MUCH LEFT! JUST KIDDIN! LET'S WRAZZZ
Cuddly Demos – Reset
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/124151/
BLEEEEEEUUUUUUURGH!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE LOUSIEST RESETDEMO I'VE EVER SEEN. I HATE DEMOS WITHOUT MUZEXX. AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR RASTERS. HMMMM.... STILL LOOKS VERY BORING. WELL, SO WHAT? OKEY, BUT I SIMPLY HATE THAT SCROLLINE, OR WHATEVER IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE FUCK YOU! NEVER TRY TO REBOOT ME AGAIN (HMMM... WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE?) ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE TRIED ALL THE SCREENS? (I HOPE YOU NOTICED THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO CONTROL THE LITTLE GUY IN THE MAIN MENU.) OKEY, I UNDERSTAND, YOU GOT TIRED OF IT, BUT PLEASE COME TO OUR COPYPARTY. AND OF COURSE DON'T FORGET TO SEND US LOTSA MONEY.
Cuddly Demos – Menu
BOY, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT DIS? GO AHEAD, MAKE OUR DAY!
THE CAREBEARS OF THE UNION VERY PROUDLY PRESENT -THE CUDDLY DEMOS- !
AFTER SIX MONTHS OF HARD WORK, WE FINALLY FINISHED THIS MEGADEMO, ON THE 2ND OF JULY.
BEFORE WE SAY ANYTHING ELSE, WE MUST EXPLAIN WHO THE CAREBEARS, OR -TCB- ARE. WE ARE A SWEDISH THREE-MEMBER-CREW AND THE THREE MEMBERS ARE NICK, JAS AND AN COOL.
LET'S TELL YOU HOW TO OPERATE THIS MAIN MENU. YOU CONTROL THE LITTLE CUSTODIAN-GUY WITH EITHER THE ARROW KEYS OR THE JOYSTICK. PRESS FUNCTIONKEY NUMBER TWO IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO ENTER DEMO-MODE, WHERE HE WILL RUN BETWEEN ALL THE DOORS AUTOMATICALLY - PERFECT FOR THE SHOP-WINDOW OF YOUR LOCAL ST-DEALER. PRESS F1 TO TURN IT ON AGAIN...
HERE ARE THE CREDITS FOR THE BIGGEST DEMO EVER.....
ALL CODING IN ALL SCREENS WAS DONE BY NICK, JAS AND AN COOL OF THE MEGAMIGHTY CAREBEARS. GRAPHIXX BY TANIS, AD, NICK, AN COOL, JAS AND OF COURSE -ES- OF THE EXCEPTIONS AND THE CALVIN AND HOBBES-PICCY WAS DONE BY MAD BUTHER OF 2 LIFE CREW). SOME GRAPHIXX WAS ALSO RIPPED FROM THE AMIGACREWS TRISTAR AND THE KNIGHTHAWKS. LOTSA MUZEXX BY -MAD MAX- OF THE EXCEPTIONS. MUZEXX IN DIGI-DEMO COMPOSED BY -KARSVALL-. MUZEXX IN SPREADPOINT WAS DONE BY THE CAREBEARS. WE ALSO HAVE A GUEST APPEARANCE, A SCREEN
CODED BY THE EXCEPTIONS, CALLED KNUCKLEBUSTER.
THE PURPOSE OF CODING THIS DEMO IS MAINLY TO TRY TO GET US JOBS AS GAME-PROGRAMMERS. WE HAVE THE FASTEST SCROLLROUTS (STEVE BAK CAN FLUSH HIMSELF DOWN IN A TOILET), THE BEST SPRITEROUTS, THE QUICKEST DIGI-SYNTH-ROUTS AND LOTSA EXPERIENCE IN CODING 68000 MACHINE CODE. WE HAVE ALSO CODED GAMES BEFORE, BUT NOT ON THE ST, SO IF YOU'RE THE BOSS OF A SOFTWAREHOUSE, PLEASE CONTACT US!!!!!
THE SECOND REASON IS THAT WE WANT DONATIONS (HEHE). WE RECENTLY GOT THE MONEY EARNED FOR THE UNION DEMO. IT WAS BARELY ENOUGH FOR 2 PIZZAS - WE RECEIVED 20 DM, WHICH IS ABOUT 6 POUNDS OR 70 SEK. THAT WAS RIDICULOUS COMPARED TO HOW MANY HOURS WE HAD WORKED, SO PLEASE SEND US SOME MONEY IF YOU THINK WE DESERVE IT (WE DO, DON'T WE?). FINALLY, WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO GET IN
TOUCH WITH ALL THE GREAT CREWS OUT THERE. SEND US ALL NEW DEMOS AND INTROS. IF YOU WANT TO WRITE TO US, FOR THE JUST MENTIONED REASONS, OR FOR SOME OTHER REASON, HERE ARE SOME ADDRESSES:
T H E C A R E B E A R S , F A G E L V . 6 B , S - 1 7 5 6 4 J A R F A L L A , S W E D E N OR T H E C A R E B E A R S , S J O B J O R N S V . 1 0 3 T R , S - 1 1 7 4 7 S T O C K H O L M , S W E D E N OR T H E C A R E B E A R S , G R A N S V . 2 1 , S - 1 7 5 4 6 J A R F A L L A , S W E D E N
WE HAVE ANSWERED ALL LETTERS SO FAR, SO IF YOU DON'T GET A RESPONSE, TRY THE OTHER ADDRESSES.....
NOW FOR THE GREETINGS. YOU MUST EXCUSE US, BUT NOT ONLY ARE WE OUT OF TIME IN ALMOST ALL SCREENS, NEITHER ARE WE ONLY OUT OF MEMORY IN ALL SCREENS, WE ARE ALSO OUT OF MEMORY ON THE DISK. THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT 10 SECTORS LEFT ON THE DISK WITHOUT THIS SCROLLTEXT, SO IT WILL HAVE TO BE QUITE SHORT, EVEN THOUGH WE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE LONG COMMENTS ON ALMOST EVERYBODY WE GREET. MEGAGREETINGS GO TO: ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE UNION - THE EXCEPTIONS (MANY MANY THANKS TO -MAD MAX- FOR ALL THE MUZEXX, MANY THANKS TO -ES- FOR GRAPHIXX AND ALSO MANY THANKS TO 6719 FOR INTERRUPT LOADER, AMONG OTHER THINKS. ALSO A HI TO BOTH -ME- AND -DARYL-(NICE SCROLLER)), THE REPLICANTS (WE WOULD HAVE LOVED TO INCLUDE YOUR SCREEN, BUT OBVIOUSLY NONE OF OUR LETTERS GOT TO YOU IN TIME. ALSO MANY THANKS FOR NEW SOFTWARE. FINALLY: YOUR MOUNTAIN-INTRO IS REALLY GREAT!), TNT CREW (PLEASE WRITE US!), DELTA FORCE (PLEASE WRITE US!), LEVEL 16 (PLEASE WRITE US!), SOFTRUNNERGROUP INT. (HI THERE!). ALSO A HI TO XXX-INTERNATIONAL AND HOWDY! HOW ARE YOU?
NORMAL GREETINGS TO: OMEGA (WE STILL THINK YOU ARE THE SECOND BEST SWEDISH CREW, EVEN THOUGH YOUR DEMO WON'T BE WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE), FLEXIBLE FRONT (GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR GAME!), SYNC (WE'RE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING YOUR DEMO), GHOST (HI THERE), VECTOR (THE MOVEP-BYTE-BENDER WAS PRETTY SMART), ZAE (THANKS FOR THE COKE AND ALL THE GAMES. HERE'S A SENTENCE: JE TROUVER MON DIERE DANS MON FROMAGE), STARLIGHT (ESPECIALLY WHACK), FASHION (SEE YA', GUYS! AND THANKS FOR THE DONATION, YOU GAVE US MORE THAN WE GOT FOR THE UNION DEMO), NYARLATHOTEP'S ADEPTS (HOPE I GOT YOUR NAME RIGHT), GROWTWIG (THANKS FOR ALL THE MUZEXX YOU'VE SENT US. SORRY WE COULDN'T USE IT. ALSO THANKS FOR BEING A GREAT SOFTWARE-SOURCE), RED DEVIL, LORD MADNESS, BEAR OF BLOCKBUSTERS, COCA COLA COMPANY (GREAT STUFF), ATARI CORP. (GREAT MACHINE!), M.A.R.K.U.S. (SORRY FOR NOT HAVING SENT YOU
ANYTHING FOR SUCH A LONG TIME), THE KREATORS (ESPECIALLY CHUD!), ALIEN CRACKING FORMATION (ESPECIALLY DESIRE! THANKS FOR THE GAMES), KACKATARIMAN (WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS DEMO?), BIRDY (SORRY, BUT WE DON'T HAVE VERY NEW GAMES), THE LOST BOYS (GREAT DEMO. IT WAS (!) THE BEST), ANTI AMIGA CREW (YOUR SCREEN WAS 60HZ!), NO CREW (GREAT PARTY! BUT YOUR SCROLLTEXT DIDN'T LOOP), 2 LIFE CREW (HI THERE, MEGACRIBB AND MAD BUTCHER! SEEN ANY TOILETS LATELY?), LEGEND (EVEN THOUGH THOU ART NO LONGER), CRUSH CREW (FINALLY, YOU HAVE BEEN GREETED), CORPSE (THANKS FOR GETTING US A PLACE TO HAVE OUR COPY-PARTY IN!), LAPERLA PIZZERIA (BEST PIZZAS IN TOWN), EQUINOX (HI THERE), HCC (REMEMBER US? WE SENT YOU THE JUNK DEMO!), OVERLANDERS (HI THERE), GIGABYTE CREW (WE'RE SORRY THAT WE COULDN'T INCLUDE YOUR COOPERATION WITH TEX, WE'RE EXTREMELY OUT OF SECTORS), LINKAN (YOU'RE LOUSY AT TABLE TENNIS!), KARSVALL (THANKS FOR THE MUZEXX IN THE DIGIDEMO), IQ 2 CREW (SORRY FOR BEING RUDE IN THE JUNK DEMO) AND SPREADPOINT (WE THINK YOU'RE THE BEST AMIGA CREW). FINALLY, WE'D LIKE TO GREET THE TWO GRAPHIXXMEN - TANIS AND AD. HI THERE!!!!!
THE EXCEPTIONS TOLD YOU WHAT AND HOW MUCH OF EVERYTHING THEY HAD USED FOR THEIR BIG DEMO. LET'S DO THE SAME. FIRST OF ALL, THE PROGRAMMES: K-SEKA (GREAT ASSEMBLER AND DEBUGGER, BUT LOUSY EDITOR), DEVPAC ST 2 (GREAT EDITOR, GREAT \"INCBIN\", BUT FULL OF IRRITATING \"BUGS\"), NEOCHROME (THE BEST), DEGAS ELITE (AN COOL USES IT, EVEN THOUGH IT'S TRASH), GFA-BASIC (DON'T WORRY,
NONE OF THE CODE ON THE DISK IS BASIC), TEMPUS (THE BEST EDITOR!), FASTCOPY (FAST) AND SPACE QUEST III (WHEN WE DON'T FEEL LIKE CODING).
LITTERATURE: DOCUMENTATION FOR SEKA AND DEVPAC, ST INTERNALS, THE CONSICE ATARI ST 68000 PROGRAMMERS REFERENCE GUIDE, TJOFLOJT - FLUTEPLAYING FOR ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS (FOR THE SPREADPOINT DEMO) AND 68000 MACHINE CODE PROGRAMMING BY DAVID BARROW (FOR CLOCK-CYCLE-COUNTING, EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE SOME CYCLE-ERRORS IN IT).
HARDWARE: 7 ATARI 1040ST, 1 AMIGA 500, 1 AMIGA 2000, 2 CASIO FX-6000P (FOR HEX CONVERSION (YOU DON'T NEED THEM WHEN YOU'RE IN K-SEKA)) AND ONE PING PONG TABLE...
FOOD: COKE%: 1 LITRE A DAY PLUS 4 LITRES A WEEKEND, PER MEMBER PLUS AD AND TANIS, FOR 6 MONTHS MAKES: 1134 LITRES OF COKE%. ABOUT 3 PIZZAS A WEEK TIMES THREE (THE NUMBER OF MEMBERS) FOR 6 MONTHS: 227 PIZZAS. PLUS LOTSA HAMBURGERS AND CHICKEN MCNUGGETS AT MCDONALDS . FINALLY, WE WILL ARRANGE A COPY PARTY IN STOCKHOLM ON THE 4TH OF AUGUST. PLEASE WRITE US IF YOU'RE INTERRESTED (WE WILL MAKE A COPY-PARTY DEMO, AS USUAL AND EVERYBODY MAY PARTICIPATE).......... BYE, BYE FOR THIS TIME AND LET'S WRAP....... SHORT WASN'T IT? AND FAST...
Capture info -
This video was captured on February 17 to 19, 2019.
The complete demo was capture from STeem. For whatever reason, there were serious problems with items being cut off on my 1040 ST.
Video was edited with Shotcut.
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