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Monday, November 16, 2020

Atari ST Compacted Disk (CD) Scrollers [578] Shaolin Masters CD #023

 

Here is Shaolin Masters CD #23, with a picture thieved from the game North and South from Ubisoft.

Disk Contents - 
  1. The Toyottes
  2. E-Motion
  3. Castle Master II - The Crypt

Scroll Text Transcription - 

WELCOME TO     #$%&      MENU DISK NUMBER    23   SPACEBAR TOGGLES TUNES  >   NOT A LOT OF TIME IS GOING TO BE SPENT ON THIS MENU 'COS I'M TIRED........     FOR SEVERAL YEARS I'VE BEEN BLAMING IT ON MIDDLE AGE, POOR BLOOD, LACK OF VITAMINS, AIR POLLUTION, SACCHARIN, OBESITY, BAD BOOZE, FAGS, UNDER ARM ODOUR YELLOW WAX BUILD UP, AND ANOTHER DOZEN MALADIES THAT MAKE YOU WONDER IF LIFE IS REALLY WORTH LIVING..................    BUT I FIND OUT IT AINT THAT!!!!   I'M TIRED BECAUSE I'M OVERWORKED!!        THE POPULATION OF THIS COUNTRY IS 51 MILLION       21 MILLION ARE RETIRED.........  THAT LEAVES 30 MILLION TO DO THE WORK.....  THERE ARE 19 MILLION BEING EDUCATED......... THAT LEAVES 11 MILLION........  OF THIS TOTAL 2 MILLION ( ? ) ARE UNEMPLOYED AND 4 MILLION ARE EMPLOYED BY THE GOVERNMENT................ THAT LEAVES 5 MILLION...... 1 MILLION ARE IN THE ARMED FORCES........ WHICH LEAVES 4 MILLION........  FROM THAT TOTAL 3 MILLION ARE EMPLOYED BY COUNTY AND BOROUGH COUNCILS.......  LEAVING 1 MILLION.........  THERE ARE 620,000 PEOPLE IN HOSPITALS   AND 379,998 IN PRISONS  THAT LEAVES 2 PEOPLE TO DO THE WORK............    YOU  AND  ME!!              AND YOU ARE SITTING ON YOUR ARSE READING THIS............ NO WONDER I'M TIRED!!! ....      SO NOW ALL YOU GET IS A FEW GREETINGS .......... AND THIS TIME  ITS HI TO              POMPEY PIRATES                      SEWER SOFTWARE                   THE ABC MAN             JPM               PAUL.F      (I HEAR YOU DONE A MENU)                 TOMB              DA DO RON          KRONOS             MAVERICK           ALL OUR LOT     (WHICH AINT MANY)         AND YOU OUT THERE FOR PERSEVERING THIS FAR  BYE FROM            <=              *+          ; ; : : ; :          PREPARE FOR RESTART....  ;     :      ;     :      ; 

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