Disk Contents -
- The Toyottes
- E-Motion
- Castle Master II - The Crypt
Scroll Text Transcription -
WELCOME TO #$%& MENU DISK NUMBER 23 SPACEBAR TOGGLES TUNES > NOT A LOT OF TIME IS GOING TO BE SPENT ON THIS MENU 'COS I'M TIRED........ FOR SEVERAL YEARS I'VE BEEN BLAMING IT ON MIDDLE AGE, POOR BLOOD, LACK OF VITAMINS, AIR POLLUTION, SACCHARIN, OBESITY, BAD BOOZE, FAGS, UNDER ARM ODOUR YELLOW WAX BUILD UP, AND ANOTHER DOZEN MALADIES THAT MAKE YOU WONDER IF LIFE IS REALLY WORTH LIVING.................. BUT I FIND OUT IT AINT THAT!!!! I'M TIRED BECAUSE I'M OVERWORKED!! THE POPULATION OF THIS COUNTRY IS 51 MILLION 21 MILLION ARE RETIRED......... THAT LEAVES 30 MILLION TO DO THE WORK..... THERE ARE 19 MILLION BEING EDUCATED......... THAT LEAVES 11 MILLION........ OF THIS TOTAL 2 MILLION ( ? ) ARE UNEMPLOYED AND 4 MILLION ARE EMPLOYED BY THE GOVERNMENT................ THAT LEAVES 5 MILLION...... 1 MILLION ARE IN THE ARMED FORCES........ WHICH LEAVES 4 MILLION........ FROM THAT TOTAL 3 MILLION ARE EMPLOYED BY COUNTY AND BOROUGH COUNCILS....... LEAVING 1 MILLION......... THERE ARE 620,000 PEOPLE IN HOSPITALS AND 379,998 IN PRISONS THAT LEAVES 2 PEOPLE TO DO THE WORK............ YOU AND ME!! AND YOU ARE SITTING ON YOUR ARSE READING THIS............ NO WONDER I'M TIRED!!! .... SO NOW ALL YOU GET IS A FEW GREETINGS .......... AND THIS TIME ITS HI TO POMPEY PIRATES SEWER SOFTWARE THE ABC MAN JPM PAUL.F (I HEAR YOU DONE A MENU) TOMB DA DO RON KRONOS MAVERICK ALL OUR LOT (WHICH AINT MANY) AND YOU OUT THERE FOR PERSEVERING THIS FAR BYE FROM <= *+ ; ; : : ; : PREPARE FOR RESTART.... ; : ; : ;
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