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Monday, November 9, 2020

Atari ST Compacted Disk (CD) Scrollers [574] Bad Brew Crew (BBC) CD #042

 

Here is BBC CD #42 with a very colorful intro, and a decent selection of titles.
Disk Contents - 
  1. The Killing Game Show
  2. Navy Seals
  3. Merchant Colony

Scroll Text Transcription - 

 WELCOME TO BBC DISK 42. I -LAW- THINK THIS LOOKS CRAP, BUT THE OTHERS ASSEMBLED HERE -FLAVE HQ- THINK IT IS OK. ANYWAY, IT WAS CODED BY ANDY, WITH GRAPHICS BY A BACKWARD DUREX AND MUSIC BY THE HIPPEL.    AS WITH DISK 35, I AM AWAKE WHILE THE OTHERS SLEEP. SHALL I GO AND THROW SOME COLD -AND I MEAN THAT- WATER OVER THEM? NA... ANDY IS GIVING ME A LIFT HOME LATER... -I HOPE-       I BET HE HAS USED THAT CRAPPY AMIGA FONT ON THIS DISK. HE LIKES THAT FONT.   WHAT HAVE WE GOT THIS TIME FOR YOU??   ON THIS DISK IS...  THE KILLING GAME SHOW -PSYGNOSIS-    NAVY SEALS -OCEAN I THINK-    AND ONE FROM MY ALL TIME FAVE SOFTWARE HOUSE, THE COMPANY WITH THE BEST ARTISTS, MUSICIANS, AND CODERS, YES, IT IS A GAME FROM NONE OTHER THAN...........      -IS THIS A BUILD UP OR WHAT?-     YOU CAN'T WAIT.....     NONE OTHER THAN.....        VULTURE!           -GROAN-          AND IT IS CALLED.......      MERCHANT COLONY....     AND IT IS CRAP....     ALSO RELEASED ON THIS GLORIOUS MORNING OF THE 9TH OF APRIL, 1991, IS BBC 43 WHICH CONTAINS 'MASTERBLAZER' AND 'WARLOCK... THE AVENGER' -AND A CRAP 3K MENU. THE DISK HAS ZERO CLUSTERS FREE!-    SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT COMING YOUR WAY WHEN WE BOTHER TO POST IT.  DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST LAW MENUS ARE READY FOR OVER A WEEK BEFORE ANYONE WILL SEE THEM? THE REASON IS SIMPLE. I AM TOO SMEGGING LAZY TO GO DOWN THE POST OFFICE!  THEY DO A GREAT JOB, THE POST OFFICE. JUST THE OTHER DAY ANDY GOT A LETTER WITH...     ANDY, -STREET NAME DELETED-    WRITTEN ON IT.  HOW MANY -STREET NAME DELETED- ARE THERE IN THE UK?   IS THAT COOL OR WHAT?      I HAVE HAD SOME GOOD THINGS LIKE THAT AS WELL, BUT NOT RECENTLY COS I GAVE THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE A GOOD BOLLOCKING.   FLAVE IS -STILL- WATERING THE PLANTS. HE WAS DOING THAT LAST TIME I WAS HERE AND I THINK HE IS TRYING TO KILL THEM ALL OFF. ONLY THE OTHER DAY HE SAID....  'I'M GOING TO KILL THE BLOODY THINGS OFF AND GET PLASTIC ONES.'     WE WENT TO THE VIDEO SHOP YESTERDAY AND GOT A FILM BECAUSE XERUD SAID IT WAS GOOD. WELL, IT CERTAINLY WASN'T!  HOW COULD WE LET THE TASTE OF A MAN WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND 'HIGHLANDER' DECIDE WHAT WE WATCH?     THE FACT IS THAT ANDY AND MYSELF WERE NOT THERE WHEN FLAVE AND XERUD HIRED IT.    BUT LAST NIGHT WAS SAVED BY ANDY'S COPY OF WRESTLEMANIA VII WHICH WAS BRILLIANT.  I THINK THE FOLDING CHAIR WON MOST OF THE FIGHTS. WHAT DO YOU THINK ANDY?    'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'     OH, HOW ABOUT YOU THEN, XERUD?   'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'     LAZY BUGGERS!   HANG ON WHILE I GO AND WAKE THEM UP.    'YEAH, YEAH, I'M UP'      WAS THAT A SIGN OF LIFE OR AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE TO IMMINENT MOBILITY?  XERUD WAS A BIT QUIET. MAYBE HE DIED. HAVE WE GOT ANY CRAPPY GLOWING GREEN GUNGE -FROM THE 'FILM' WE WATCHED- THAT WE CAN INJECT INTO HIS NECK. I KNOW ALL THE DEAD PEOPLE CAME BACK DERANGED, BUT NO-ONE WILL NOTICE WITH HIM.    HAVE YOU SEEN THE BBC MEGADEMO YET? I DOUBT IT, BUT IT IS LOOKING WELL HORNY SO FAR.   I COULD TALK ABOUT THAT BUT IT WOULD ONLY SPOIL IT FOR YOU FOR WHEN WE DO ACTUALLY RELEASE IT.    MY GOD. MOVEMENT FROM BEHIND ME. IT'S XERUD! HE MOVES! THE GLOWING GUNGE WORKED!    NOW WHERE IS ANDY. YES, I THINK I HEARD HIM. HOLD ON. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A FALSE ALARM.   A FEW MINUTES WENT PAST QUICKLY. THEY DIDN'T WANT TO HANG AROUND -T. PRATCHETT-   WHERE IS THE -1 KEY, THIS TEXT IS TERMINATED AS OF NOW!

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