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Thursday, August 20, 2020

Atari ST Compacted Disk (CD) Scrollers [528] Automation CD #124


Here is Automation CD #124, a simple but very elegant screen used for the menu.


Disk Contents -

  1. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  2. Castle Warrior


Scroll Text Transcription -

YES, IT MUST BE BORDER SCROLL TIME AGAIN.     THE UN-NAMEABLES BRING YOU A NEW MENU-DEMO, CODED BY THE LAW, WITH ALL GRAPHICS BY PHILL. THIS MENU IS DEDICATED TO ALL THOSE WHO WRITE CRAPPY TUNES FOR GAMES, AND WE HAVE USED PARADOX'S ONLY TUNE TO GET OUR MESSAGE ACROSS - HOW ABOUT A DIFFERENT TUNE NEXT TIME, PARADOX ?      THE MUSIC MAY BE MIDI COMPATABLE, BUT DON'T COUNT ON IT!!     MULTIPLE MESSAGE SCROLLERS ARE QUITE HANDY, DON'T YOU THINK.                           I'M DOWN HERE, STOP READING THE BORING ONE UP TOP               BETTER RESTART THE BOTTOM SCROLL AGAIN SOON.........     BUT NOT YET..........       THE ANSWER IS 42           SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER - THERE IS NO SPACE ON AN AUTOMATION DISK!!    THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM FIREBLASTER/CHOPPER X/VETERAN/WARZONE...ETC...ETC...   YES, THIS MENU IS AIMED STRAIGHT AT THE WORST PROGRAMMING TEAM IN THE U.K., (NO, NOT PROBE!), BUT PARADOX/SOFTWARE HORIZONS - ZX80 GAMES WERE MORE FUN (WITH BETTER MUSIC - IT DIDN'T HAVE A SOUND CHIP!)   .......... WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE ................  IT WAS DEAD!!!          WHY HAVE YOU NOT LOADED A GAME UP YET ?!?    ARE YOU REALLY !?! LISTENING TO THE MUSIC ?!?   ARE YOU TONE DEAF ?!?   IF YOU WANT TIDY MUSIC SHOVE IN THE B.I.G./AMIGA/UNION DEMOS - NOW THAT'S MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!       WORST GAME PACKED SO FAR IS 'RIPCORD' (AND IT WASN'T WRITTEN BY PARADOX)     ACTUALLY PARADOX DID WRITE ONE (AND ONLY ONE) GOOD GAME - YES, IT WAS 'INTO THE EAGLES NEST' - BRILL!!  (SORRY, BUT I HAVE JUST REMEMBERED THAT PANDORA WROTE EAGLES NEST - SORRY PARADOX, YOU STRIKE OUT WITH ZERO GOOD GAMES!!)  SHOVE OFF - I 'AIN'T TYPING ANY MORE CRAPPY TEXT FOR YOU TO READ - GO AND BUY A BOOK IF YOU LIKE READING THAT MUCH!!                              IF BBC ONE CAN DO IT, SO CAN I   -- REPEATING -- REPEATING -- REPEATING - REPEATING -                                                 AUTOMATION - THE COMPACTION MASTERS       WELCOME TO CD 124       AUTOMATION NOW CONSISTS OF THE FOLLOWING MEMBERS........        WAS (NOT WAS) - RETIRED        THE L.S.D. (OZZWALD, MARL AND REBEL)       SHARAZ JEK       IAN. C       THE UN-NAMEABLES (THE LAW, PHILL, DACK AND FRODO)       COR BLIMY NOT ARF (NEIL, LANCE AND STEP)       BBC       VAPOUR        ~~~~~ MESSAGE REPEATS ~~~~~     

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