New menu, new character! This time Danger Mouse (I think) greets us on BBC CD #26.
- Murders in Space
- M1 Tank Platoon
- T-Bird
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I HEARBY DECLARE THIS BBC INTRO - OPEN! WELCOME TO BBC 26 (A) - WATCH OUT FOR 26 (B) COZ WITHOUT IT THIS DISK IS USELESS!!!! RELEASED ON 16/11/90 BY THE LAW (THE WELSH ONE) OF THE BBC.... MAY IT BE SPREAD FAR AND WIDE QUICKLY.... DID YOU HEAR THAT MOB? THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY THE LAW (YEAH! MY FIRST DISTER!) JUST FOR THE RECORD, AND TO FILL UP THE SCROLLTEXT BUFFER, I WILL TELL YOU ALL WHAT THIS INTRO IS DOING.... FIRST OF ALL WE HAVE A FOUR-PLANE 72 BY 147 DISTING DANGERMOUSE AT THE BOTTOM, ABOVE WHICH IS A 3-PLANE DISTING BBC LOGO BEHIND A 44 BY 22 (ALTERNATE) 1-PLANE SCROLLER (WHICH THE PILOT DOES NOT BELIEVE IS ROXL'D, BUT IT IS, JUST LIKE ZIPPYS') THERE ARE STILL SOME CLOCK CYCLES FREE, BUT NOT ENOUGH TO BE USEFUL!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NO COKE WAS CONSUMED DURING THE CODING.... OH, HANG ON, YES, MAKE THAT ONE CAN OF COKE FROM WHEN I WENT INTO THE CHIP SHOP FRIDAY..... BUT I WAS NOT CODING THEN, SO IT DOESN'T COUNT. SO YOU SEE, IT ISN'T COMPULSORY TO DRINK COCA COLA..... AND, JUST FOR THE RECORD, I DON'T LIKE PIZZA EITHER! "WELCOME TO THE PLEASUREDOME" BY F.G.T.H. WAS LISTENED TO CONSTANTLY DURING THE CODING (THANX NOOKY (I.R.S.))....... NO-ONE HAS TALKED ABOUT DRIVING FOR A WHILE (MAYBE IN SYMPATHY TO MOB) SO HERE IS QUICK SUMMARY OF MY LAST FEW TRIPS OUT ON THE ROADS AND HIGHWAYS OF BRITAIN.... LOTSA TIME BEING SPENT WAITING AT RED LIGHTS, OR STUCK BEHIND LEARNERS, OR BEHIND MY PERSONAL NIGHTMARES - 'BUSTLERS' I DON'T KNOW IF THESE OPERATE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, OR IF THEY ARE ONLY IN MY AREA, BUT I HATE THE BLEEDING THINGS. (IN CASE THEY ARE ONLY LOCAL THINGS, THEY ARE SMALL 16 SEATER 'BUSSES' WHICH ARE SUPPOSED TO BUSTLE! TO MY KNOWLEDGE THEY SPEND ALL THEIR TIME CRAWLING AROUND THE PLACE HOLDING OTHER PEOPLE UP!) ANOTHER THING THAT ANNOYS ME WHEN I AM DRIVING IS THE 'OLD PERSON SYNDROME' HOW DO OLD PEOPLE LIVE SO LONG??? THEY JUST WALK OUT IN FRONT OF YOU.... LOOK RIGHT....LOOK LEFT....WALK OUT ANYWAY! PEOPLE SHOULD HIT THEM TO TEACH THEM A LESSON! THEY WOULDN'T WALK OUT INTO THE ROAD WITHOUT LOOKING THEN!!!! HOW MANY POINTS FOR A GRANNY? I THINK YOU ARE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I AM TELLING YOU ALL THIS..... ERRR.... HAVEN'T GOT THE FAINTEST IDEA WHY!!! STILL, IT FILLS SPACE, DOESN'T IT? RIGHT, THIS IS THE TIME TO MAKE THE TEA IF YOU ARE NOT IN A CREW...... WARP 15 GREETINGS ARE SENT TO... ANDY THE 'ARFLING, THE PILOT, CHRISPY NOODLE AND XERUD! (WHO ELSE GOES FIRST?!?) HYPERSPACE GREETINGS TO... MOB (CONSIDER YOURSELF MEGA-GREETED, EGO-TRIPPER!!! THE REASON MY BBC INTROS ARE BETTER IS BECASUE I HAVE TO COMPETE WITH ANDY! I DID THIS INTRO BECASUE NEIL.E BET ME THAT I COULDN'T WRITE A DISTER....... YOU WERE ON A LOSER FROM THE START, NEIL!), VAPOUR (ARE YOU TALKING TO ME, OR WHAT? SUGGESTION: SEND ME YOUR COMPACTS!!!), APPOLLO (THE BEST STUDENT I HAVE EVER HAD (AND THE ONLY ONE)), E.G.B. (OF THE RICK 'SPRITES' DANGEROUS INTRO!), THE HOMEBOY (YOU ARE STILL ABROAD AT THE TIME OF TYPING....... BELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOU ARE BEING MISSED...... NOWHERE TO GO ON THE SATURDAYS, YOU SEE?), THE I.R.S (YOU HAVE BEEN GREETLESS FOR TOO LONG, DONG II - THE SECOND COMING LOOKS GREAT......... FOR STOS......), ZIPPY (A NEW FRIEND AND CONTACT! I AM GLAD I AM GETTING THE DISKS BLITZLESS, THANX!), THE REPLICANTS (WHERE ARE YOU THESE DAYS?), THE EMPIRE (NICE CRACKS, BUT YOU HAVE USED THAT INTRO MORE THAN FOF HAVE USED THEIR ONE!), AND PHALANX (WHO BRIGHTENED UP MY WEEKEND WITH A NICE NEW DEMO) WELL, I MUST AGREE WITH ANDY, SLAGGIN' IS POINTLES, SO I WON'T CALL GUIDO A DICK-SPLAT! OK, BACK TO PSEUDO-REALITY...... IN 9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..WR HA HA, FOOLED YOU... NOW, ONTO ANOTHER SUBJECT... MY PLANNED 'INTER-CREW-SCROLLTEXT' THE IDEA IS THAT THE GROUPS WHO I HAVE ASKED (AND ONLY THOSE GROUPS) SEND ME A SCROLLER FROM -EACH- INDIVIDUAL IN THE CREW (IE, WAS (NOT WAS) AND VAPOUR ONLY SUBMIT ONE!).... PEOPLE INVITED SO FAR ARE.... MYSELF (OBVIOUSLY), ANDY THE ARFLING, THE PILOT, CHRISPY NOODLE, XERUD (HE HAS THE HONOUR OF HAVING THE FIRST TEXT TO BE HANDED IN), THE AUTOMATION BRIGADE (VAPOUR, APPOLLO, TBE, SSR, EGB, HANK, THE HOMEBOY...ETC...ETC.....), THE MEDWAY BOYS (ZIPPY AND WIZPOP), THE POMPEY PIRATES (ALIEN, DES, RICHARD III, GOR, PP SLEDGE AND ANYONE ELSE I HAVE FORGOTTEN....), AND I THINK THAT I HAVE ASKED ALL THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE UK... IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ASKED THEN I THINK YOU KNOW WHY! IF THE REPLICANTS OR THE EMPIRE ARE READING THIS YOU CAN DONATE SCROLLTEXT TO 'MOB' USING HIS E-MAIL BOX. IF SEWER ARE READING THIS THEN I AM SURE YOUR TEXTS CAN BE FORWARDED TO ME VIA THE POMPEYS OR MEDWAY BOYS, IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN WRITING SOME, THAT IS. I AM SURE YOU HAVE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF ME BY NOW ANYWAY, TIME TO WRAP!
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I HEARBY DECLARE THIS BBC INTRO - OPEN! WELCOME TO BBC 26 (B) - WATCH OUT FOR 26 (A) COZ WITHOUT IT THIS DISK IS BORING!!!! RELEASED ON 16/11/90 BY THE LAW (THE WELSH ONE) OF THE BBC.... MAY IT BE SPREAD FAR AND WIDE QUICKLY.... DID YOU HEAR THAT MOB? I WON'T SAY MUCH ERE, COZ 26 (A) HAS A GOOD RANTING ON IT! JUST MEGA GREETINGS TO A.T.A. (LOBSTER), PILOT (LOO BRUSH), XERUD (SCOTTISH GIT) AND CHRISPY NOODLE (WHO?) MEGA-MEGA-HI TO MOB, ZIPPY AND THE HOMEBOY........... BYE BYE THE LAW, 1990
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