Radical bandits CD #10, featuring the same intro used in the previous release, CD #03.
- Calligrapher 1.09 (Demo Version)
- FastCopy Pro (Pre-Release)
- Primary Maths Course
- Mega Maths 2.2 part I & II
- Metafile Cropper
- Transliterate 1.01
- Assign.sys Editor
Scroll Text Transcription -
THE RADICAL BANDITS MENU NUMBER 10 CALLIGRAPHER COLOUR FAST COPY PROFESSIONAL PRIMARY MATHS MEGA MATHS 1 MEGA MATHS 2 ...................DEREK M.D. OF THE RADICAL BANDITS WELCOMES YOU TO MENU NUMBER 10 THE NEW SOURCE IN UTILITY DISKS AND BUSINESS MENUS YOU WILL HAVE NO PROBLEMS OBTAINING THESE SINCE YOU CAN GET THEM DIRECTLY FROM ME , OR , IF YOU HAVE A MODEM , THEN STRAIGHT FROM AMERICA VIA THE BOARDS............I'VE GOT SOME GREETINGS TO GIVE OUT BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE BECAUSE THE RUDE DUDE IS HERE BESIDE ME WAITING TO COME ON.........SO LET ME HAND YOU OVER TO HIM..... HI , ITS THE RUDE DUDE HERE AND YES THAT WAS DEREK M.D. A MOMENT AGO , YES HE HAS JOINED UP WITH THE WORLDS LEADING EXPERTS ON BUSINESS SOFTWARE... THE RADICAL BANDITS !... NOW , ON THIS DISK THERE ARE FIVE PROGRAMS... PRESS '1' OR SPACE TO EXIT TO DESK TOP TO LOAD THEM ALL............THE PROGRAMS ARE..........PRIMARY MATHS..........MEGA MATHS DISK 1..........MEGA MATHS DISK 2.........CALLIGRAPHER COLOUR..........FAST COPY PROFESSIONAL CALLIGRAPHER COLOUR WAS SUPPLIED ONCE AGAIN BY CASEY JONES FAST COPY PROFESSIONAL WAS SUPPLIED BY DEREK M.D. PRIMARY MATHS AND THE TWO MEGA MATHS DISKS WERE SUPPLIED BY GOOD OLD MAC FROM BRAINTREE GOOD ON YOU BOYS ! CHEERS FOR THE STUFF, KEEP IT UP ! CALLIGRAPHER IS THE COLOUR VERSION AND IS THE FULL VERSION ( EXCEPT FOR SOME PRINTER DRIVERS - BUT THATS HOW MY ORIGINAL COPY CAME FOLKS , SORRY! ) IT SAYS DEMO ONLY UNDER THE DESK WINDOW BUT THAT IS A MISTAKE SINCE THIS PROGRAM WAS ORIGINALLY ON 2 DISKS YOU CAN CHANGE THE DRIVERS AND SOME FONTS WITH THE SUPPLIED EDITOR PROGRAMS ( ON THE DESK TOP - PRESS SPACE OR '1' TO EXIT NOW..) PRIMARY MATHS IS A MATHS TEACHING AND LEARNING PROGRAM FOR KIDS AGED UNDER ABOUT 10 ( THAT INCLUDES ALMOST EVERYONE IN NOW 5 !!! - ONLY JOKING FELLAS , BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT YOU ARE ALL STILL AT SCHOOL !! ) MEGA MATHS 1 AND 2 ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 'A' LEVEL STANDARD REVISION PROGRAMS , BUT THEY SEEM TO BE MORE LIKE BSC DEGREE COURSE STANDARD ! OKAY NOW LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE..... I'VE JUST SEEN THE MEDWAY BOYS CRACK OF MID WINTER 2 ( ON 3 DS DISKS ! ) AND BOY OH BOY , WHAT A GAME IT IS !! DEREK HAS STILL GOT A HARD ON FROM PLAYING THE GAME... OR IS THAT A TUBE OF POLO'S IN HIS POCKET ?!!!!! INCIDENTALLY , THE DATE OF RELEASE IS : SATURDAY THE 13TH OF JULY 1991 I HAVE BEEN TRYING OUT THESE NEW PACKERS ON AUTOMATION CD 488 AND THEY SEEM TO BE QUITE INTERESTINGLY GOOD ! THAT CHUNKY / PACK ICE MIXTURE IN AUTOMATION PACKER 5.01 SEEMS JUST THE SORT OF THING THAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR... THE USER FRIENDLINESS OF CHUNKY AND THE PACKING / DEPACKING SPEED OF PACK ICE 2.3... WELL DONE E.G.B. AND AXE........THOUGH I DO HAVE SOME RESERVATIONS ABOUT WHETHER THIS CAN PACK UTILITIES PROPERLY , BECAUSE THE TWO PROGRAMS I HAVE TRIED CHUNKING SO FAR HAVE BOTH DECIDED NOT TO WORK AT ALL ! THE JAM PACKER VERSION 4 SEEMS QUITE GOOD TO , THOUGH I HAVE NOT CHECKED TO SEE IF IT IS TOS 1.8 COMPATIBLE ( VERSION 3 WAS NOT )... I AM PLEASED TO SEE THAT THEY HAVE A NEW COMPRESSION TYPE ( LZW ) WHICH CUTS DOWN ON DE-PACKING TIME TREMENDOUSLY NOW FOR THE CREDITS FOR THIS MENU........ ALL CODING BY BLOODANGEL.............MUSIC RIPPED FROM A MEDWAY BOYS MENU BY QUASAR.............UPLOADING AND SPREADING BY DEREK M.D.............MONOCHROME DETECTOR BY SIMON O.............PACKING , ONE DISKING , COMPILING , PUTTING THE BLOODY THING TOGETHER , CHECKING , SCROLLER AND ALL THE OTHER SHIT ASSOCIATED WITH THIS SORT OF JOB BY YOURS TRULY ( THE RUDE DUDE ) AND NOW DEREK M.D. IS MAKING IMPATIENT NOISES TO LET ME KNOW THAT HE WANTS A GO....SOD OFF DEREK , YOU CANT ! OH , I SEE THAT DEREK HAS NOW PICKED UP AN EXTREMELY VIOLENT LOOKING BASEBALL BAT WHICH HE IS SWINGING RATHER DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MY HEAD ! BUT I STILL AM NOT GOING TO LET HIM HAVE A AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! HELLO AGAIN , ITS DEREK M.D. BACK AT THE KEYBOARD HERE , DONT EXPECT ANY MORE MENUS FROM THE RUDE DUDE FOR AT LEAST 3 OR 4 WEEKS , NOT UNTIL HE IS LET OUT OF INTENSIVE CARE AT LEAST ANY WAY !! HERE ARE SOME GREETINGS , MAINLY FROM MYSELF SINCE THE RUDE DUDE IS LYING FLAT OUT ON THE FLOOR AT THE MOMENT !............GREETS TO : RUTHLESS ( HI JAMES , FAME AT LAST HEY ! GETTING GREETED BY US OF ALL PEOPLE ! ) ANDY FROM BIRMINGHAM ( HOPE THESE MENUS ARE BETTER THAN THE ONES WE WERE DISCUSSING ! ) ZIPPY ( NICE MID WINTER CRACK.......ADD 'M.D.' TO MY NAME WHEN YOU GREET ME........THE RUDE DUDE ASKS IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO HIM 'THAT LITTLE FAVOUR' AFTER ALL ? ) JOBIL ( COUGH , COUGH ! ) THE BALD EAGLE ( I'LL GET YOU A PAIR OF THOSE CARPET SLIPPERS EDDIE !) THE BAD BREW CREW ( HI ANDY , IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU AGAIN , BECKY IS LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AGAIN SOON ) THE IDIOT MAN WOOOOOOOPS! I MEANT THE EDIT MAN HA! HA! HA! - LOST YOUR VIRGINITY YET MARTIN ?!!! VAPOUR ( STILL NOT QUIT YET! , HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU PROMISED SO FAR ? ) MICK WELDING TIME WARP THE DREAM WEAVERS HOTLINE ( EXCEPT SLEDGE , HI TO MIKE , HOWS THE AMIGA DOING ? ) NOW 5 ( THE RUDE DUDE SAYS HELLO TO REMEREZ ) MOB ( THE CHILD MOLESTER ) ALL MY CONTACTS AND ALL THOSE GUYS WHO SUPPLY US WITH ORIGINALS ( XENOMORPH , CASEY JONES , MAC ) INCLUDING MYSELF , BUT I CANT REALLY GREET MYSELF CAN I ! LAST BUT NOT LEAST HAL THE GUY WHO MADE MEDICAL HISTORY BY NOT HAVING A DICK OR A BRAIN ( NOT THAT HE COULD HAVE USED THEM IF HE HAD THEM ! ) AND NOW ITS TIME TO WRAP THIS IS DEREK M.D. OF THE RADICAL BANDITS SIGNING OFF AND TAKING THE RUDE DUDE TO A HOSPITAL ! BYE!
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