Dick Tracy brings you Mantronix CD #006!
Disk Contents -
- Rorke's Drift
- World Championship Boxing Manager
Rorke's Drift | World Championship Boxing Manager |
J.I.M.M.Y PRESENTS MANTRONIX MENU 6... ***GRAPHIX BY THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS, PACKING BY J.I.M.M.Y AND THE CODE BY MONSTER*** MANTRONIX NOW CONSIST OF: J.I.M.M.Y, THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS CORSAIR AND TOP-90... RIGHT I'VE DONE THE BORING BITS LETS GET ON AND DO THE SCROLLER! TELL ME HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A GROUP CALLED THE MISTER MEN? I DIDN'T THINK SO. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THEM. THEY ARE ALL FROM BRISTOL, EACH MEMBER OF THEIR GROUP IS CALLED MR SOMETHING. ( FOR EXAMPLE MR SAD. ), ANYWAY THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN STEALING OVER PEOPLES WORK I MEAN THAT THEY ARE TAKING GAMES OFF OVER PEOPLES COMPACT MENUS!!! ALSO I'VE BEEN TOLD FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE THAT THEY ARE GRASSING PEOPLE UP TO F.A.S.T NEXT THING I KNOW IS ONE OF MY CONTACTS SENDS ME SOME OF THEIR MENUS.. AND YES! GUESS WHAT! TO MY SURPRISE I SAW A GAME ON ONE OF THEM WHICH HAD BEEN RIPPED STRAIGHT OFF A NEW ORDER MENU AND PLONKED ONTO ONE OF THEIR DISKS!!! ALSO WHILE READING THEIR SCROLLER I DISCOVERED THAT THEY HAD SLAGGED OFF MANTRONIX WHAT RIGHT HAVE THEY GOT TO SLAGG US OFF!!! THEY ARE EASILY THE BIGGEST LAMERS ON THE S.T SCENE!!! BY THE WAY IF YOU ARE UNDER 16 OR YOU GET AFFENDED THEN DON'T READ THE FOLLOWING FEW SENTANCES!!!!! A MESSAGE THEN TO THE MR MEN. (THAT RYHMES!), YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY DUNK JOINED YOUR BUNCH OF LAMERS.... YOU ARE THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF WANKERS GOING!!! AND BY THE WAY YOU GUYS HAD BETTER WATCH YOUR BACKS FROM NOW ON, BECAUSE THE POSSEE ARE COMING DOWN TO PAY YOU A VISIT!!! AND IT WONT BE A SOCIAL VISIT EITHER!!!! MESSAGE ENDS. IF ANYBODY ELSE HAS BEEN OFFENDED READING THE LAST FEW SENTANCES THEN RING MY LOYAR ON: (0492) 580447 ( AND ASK FOR LEE!). I COULDN'T WAIT FOR THE REPLICANTS COPY PARTY TO FINISH SO I COULD GET SOME NEW STUFF.... SO I RANG UP DEREK AND THE ONLY THING HE HAD WAS COMBO RACER AND LEISURE SUIT LARRY 3 (ON TWO DISKS!), APPARENTLY IT WAS A MEGA LAUGH AND IT WAS 110 DEGREES IN FRANCE!!!! LUCKY BUGGER.... BY THE WAY THE DATE IS 27:7:90 AND THE TIME IS 9:12PM. IF YOU HAVE GOT A COPY OF MANTRONIX 2, THEN HAVE A LOOK AT THE DESKTOP AND UNHIDE THE HIDDEN DOC. FILE WHICH I PUT ON THERE... IF THERE ARE ANY GRAPHIX ARTISTS OUT THERE THEN PLEASE SEND ME SOME PICTURES... RIGHT THEN LETS GET THE GREETINGS OVER AND DONE THEN....... SO THEN FRIENDS OF MANTRONIX ARE: MR MEN (I'M SURE!), ZIPPY, LAWZ, THE LAW, VAPOUR, DEREK MD AND REBBECA, KRONOS, BILBO, TBE, THE TALKER.... I MEAN THE MONSTER, RICHARD OF THE DREAM WEAVERS, MIKE BOURNE(THE MODEM MAN), BIRDY, ANDY THE ARFLING, THE TURTLE ( LEE EDWARDS, WATCHA BRA!), THE NICK GREEN POSSEE FROM CHORLEY, JASON CHARMAN, HACKMAN ( HI RYAN ), THE DAPPER ( LOOK OUT FOR HIS UTILS. DISKS! ), DAVE DUKE ( THE COPYBOY ), DAVE MUNDEN, MARTIN AND STAVROS OF THE SUBWAYS POSSEE!, THE MAD-AXEMAN OF NEW ORDER, PAUL CAWLEY AND DUNK.... THE USUAL GREETS TO THE FOLLOWING: THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE POMPEY PIRATES, THE UNAMEABLES, NEW ORDER, DEREK M.D AND THE REPLICANTS, THE EMPIRE, HOTLINE, MCA, F.O.F, BBC, TLB, TCB, PHANTOM AND GRIFF OF THE MAGIC CIRCLE, S.C.C, DIGITAL DEATH, NASTY, DODGY SOFT, G.O.L, ELECTRIC BLUE, THE ELITE, WIZPOP AND FINALLY 'VIKIE THE VIKING'. BY THE WAY MR SPOONS OF THE WEEK FOR THIS WEEK IS MOB FOR SPREADING THE PACKER ON THIS DISK.... BY THE WAY A MESSAGE TO THE ALIEN, I GOT RID OF THAT DOC. THAT WAS ON THE DISK WITH THE POMPEY PACKER AND I STUCK IT IN THE BIN!!!!!! SO THEN PARTY PEOPLE PREPARE FOR THE RESTART OF THE DRIVEL..... 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 BUY BOYS AND GIRLS SEE YOU NEXT TIME! IT'S NOT FAIR MY MUMMY SAID I HAVE TO GO TO BED WITHOUT MY DUMMY...... BYE.
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