X-Static conjures up CD #006!!!
- Ishar I - Legend Of The Fortress
- The Hidden Truth
Ishar I - Legend Of The Fortress | The Hidden Truth |
X-STATIC PROUDLY PRESENTS MENU SIX. BROUGHT TO BY ALL OF THE GROUP. EVEN 'MINT SAUCE' WHO IS BACK FROM THAT SILLY COUNTRY CALLED FRANCE. SO WITHOUT FURTHER A DO HERE IS THE MAN HIMSELF 'MINT SAUCE' (CUE ROUND OF APPLAUSE) THANKYOU, THANKYOU, MANY THANKS TO 'DEADLOCK' FOR THE INTRODUCTION WELL. HERE I AM WHAT DO YOU THINK? NOT MUCH EH? WELL YOU WILL ONCE YOU HAVE READ THE 'THE HIDDEN TRUTH' DOCUMENT YOU WILL KNOW MORE ABOUT ME AND X-STATIC THAN ANYTHING ELSE ON THE PLANET. OKAY, AS YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN IN FRANCE FOR THE PAST 3 WEEKS AND THERE WASN'T A SIGN OF AN ST ANYWHERE, WELL TELL A LIE.. THERE WAS ONE SHOP, AND EVEN THAT WAS JUST A GENERAL ELECTRONICS STORE THAT SOLD HOOVERS AND RADIO'S AS WELL AS THE ODD COMPUTER GAME. BLOODY CON!!, THAT'S WHAT MY HOLIDAY WAS A RIGHT WASTE OF TIME. BUT NEVER FEAR I HAVE RETURNED TO GRACE X-STATIC MENU'S WITH MY WIT AND CHARM....... OR BORING DRIVEL! DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU LIKE TO READ. HAVE YOU FOUND 'THE HIDDEN TRUTH' YET?? NO, WELL GET LOOKING. IT'S A VERY INTERESTING DOC AND ANOTHER THING, WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING ISHAR - LEGEND OF THE FORTRESS?? IT'S THE ENGLISH VERSION OF COURSE, UNLIKE SOME OTHER RELEASES WE HAVE SEEN! OKAY THAT'S ALL FROM ME NOW OVER TO 'DEADLOCK' AGAIN......... HELLO EVERYONE IT'S YOUR FAVORITE X-STATIC MEMBER 'DEADLOCK' HERE.......THE CREDITS FOR THIS MENU ARE AS FOLLOWS: PICTURE FROM A TLB MAGGIE I CANNOT REMEMBER WHICH ONE! FONT BY OUR LOVEABLE HIPPY 'SIGNET' CODE BY 'BLOODANGEL' OF THE 'QUARTET'? MUSIC BY 'AN COOL'? OH IF YOU CANNOT FIND 'THE HIDDEN TRUTH' THEN TRY EXAMINING THIS DISK'S ROOT DIRECTORY WHILE 'UNIVERSAL ITEM SELECTOR' IS INSTALLED.... THIS DISK ONLY CONTAINS DISK A OF 'ISHAR' SO FOR YOU TO PLAY 'ISHAR' YOU REQUIRE 'X-STATIC MENU 7' WHICH CONTAINS 'ISHAR' DISK B AND 'SOOTY AND SWEEP' WHICH ISN'T A BAD GAME CONSIDERING.... RIGHT I AM GETTING BORED SO NOW WE WILL GO OVER TO MISTER GRAPHICS HIMSELF 'SIGNET' ..... HI SIGNET HERE....WELL DEADLOCK AND MINT SAUCE HAVE NOW FINISHED THE MENU....I'M KNACKERED AND I CAN'T BE ARSED TYPING IN A SCROLLER FOR THIS MENU ...... I WILL GET REVENGE ON THESE TWO LITTLE BASTS.........SO SEE YA ON THE NEXT MENU (IF THEY WILL LET ME ON IT) THANKS 'SIGNET' NOW THE GREETS: HI TO: DAVE OF CORNWALL, STEVE OF EXETER, STEVE 'THE CELT' MORGAN, STEPHEN, MAL, TUFTY (TUFTEE), RICH, FERRIS BUELLER, AENGUS, OWEN (RIP), JON, GRANT, MIKE, MATTHEW OF NORWICH, DAVE OF SHEFFIELD, TONY OF LIVERPOOL, (E) TRIPPER, THE TROLL OF T.C.C., SONIC OF CRACKDOWN, BLURR OF GRAVATICS, RICHARDS (HAVASACK), POTSAN AND CAPTAIN CLUCK OF LEMMINGS, CTHULHU AND REESE OF POOLS OF RADIANCE, PAUL, SONIC, ICE AND THE ASSASSIN OF OUT OF ORDER, THE HERMIT, FLOZ, MARK OF BOLTON, COL, TOM OF SUNDERLAND, SIMON OF PORTSMOUTH, POMPEY PIRATES, ELITE, REPLICANTS, CYNIX, SUPERIOR, BASTARDS INTERNATIONAL, I.C.S., PURE ENERGY, D-BUG, C.I.D., G-FORCE, VECTRONIX, QUARTEX, ROYAL INSTANT PUDDING, ADRENALIN, INSANITY, SUPREMACY, GRAVATICS, QUARTET, LEMMINGS, OUT OF ORDER, T.C.C., CRACKDOWN, POOLS OF RADIANCE, ILLUSION, AND ANYONE WE HAVE MISSED?.............. LET'S ROLL IT SISTER...
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