Atari ST Compacted Disk (CD) Scrollers [125] DiskMap Crew CD #005

Atari, I mean DiskMap Crew, present CD #005.

Disk Contents - 

1. Dan Dare III - The Escape
2. Count Duckula 
3. Castle Master II - The Crypt

Dan Dare III - The Escape

Count Duckula

Castle Master II - The Crypt

Scroll Text Transcription -

HI THIS IS    }DMC CD 5     BEFORE I START WHO THE FUCK BROKE INTO MY HOUSE(HANK)..........BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO PISS OFF WITH MY ST SO I COULD CLAIM FOR A MEGA 4 ST OR SUMMUT LIKE THAT BUT YOU GOT MY TV YOU THIEVING WANKERS ANYWAY BRING THE FUCKER BACK COS THE ARMLEY BEASTS MISSES IS GOING APE SHIT WITH ME BECAUSE SHE CARNT PLAY CLOUD KINGDOMS HA HA WOT A GAME  WHEN I FIND WHO DID IT I WILL COME ROUND TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK YOU FNAR FNAR(YES I READ THE VIZ TOO)..............OVER THE HEAD WITH A BIG STICK!!!    ENOUGH OF THE CRAP TALK LETS GET DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS STUFF ON THIS WONDERFUL MENU WE HAVE 3 NEW GAMES YES 3!!   LOOK AT AUTOMATION NOW 1 GOOD MENU SINCE MENU 50!!   NOT BAD TO SAY THEY ARE ON MENU 275 NOW!!  GET EM SORTED OUT OZZ    HEY LOST BOYS LIKE YOUR MINDBOMB DEMO ESP THE RED SECTOR DEMO SCREEN BUT HOW COME YOU LEFT THE 2 BEST PARTS OUT   1.THE MAN AND WOMAN HAVING A SHAG     2.OUR GREET   PITY THE MEGA DEATH FONT WAS SO EASY TO TEAR OUT   BACK TO OUR MENU DAN DARE THREE IS CRAP BUT THE QUARTET MUSIC IS BLOODY GOOD   ALL SOFTWARE HOUSES SHOULD USE IT   COUNT DUCKULA WAS SO CHEAP THAT THERE WAS NO COPY PROTECTION IN IT BUT I HAD TO CONVERT THE BASTARD TO A FILE WHILST THE ARMLEY BEAST WAS GETTING OUT OF THE BATH THE ONLY REASON HE GOT A BATH IS BECAUSE I HIJACKED HIS TELLY  SO YOU CAN TELL HOW EASY IT WAS!!   CASTLE MASTER II  WE CREDIT TO WHOEVER GAVE IT TO US AT THE COMPUTER MEETING IN GOOD OLD SUNNY LEEDS   FUCK KNOWS WHATS UP WITH ME AND THE ARMLEY BEAST AS THIS IS THE BIGGEST SCROLLER WE HAVE TYPED (COME BACK SPRITE XL WE HAVE NOT SEEN YOU FOR 48 HOURS COS WE WANTED YOUR OPPINION ON THIS MENU  WE WILL HAVE A COLLECTION NEXT WEEK TO BUY YOU AN A-Z OF LEEDS EVEN THOUGH YOU ONLY LIVE HALF A MILE AWAY) HOW DID EVERY ONE LIKE SPRITE XLS FIRST PICCY IN MENU 4  HOPEFULLY THERE IS MORE COMING SHORTLY.  IF THERE IS ANY MONEY LEFT OVER I WILL BUY A DICTIONARY AS OUR SPILLING IZ ATROSUS I TINK   WE ALL START PLAYSCHOOL NEXT SEPTEMBER COS WE ARE OLD ENOUGH THEN ARNT WE CLEVER   WE SOULD BE IN THE SAME CLASS AS ROB NORTHEN WHO ACCIDENTLY DEVELOPED A PROTECTION WHILST HE WAS PLAYING WITH HIS DOLLS!!   COME ON ROB WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHECK THAT USES  CMP.L  65B5FBAE,D0     BNE NO-KEY-DISK    YAWN  NOP NOP NOP BYE BYE PROTECTION I CALL THAT FUCKING CRAP!! TIME FOR THE GREETS COS ITS NEARLY TIME FOR OUR BOTTLE AND NAPPY CHANGE         THE POMPEY PIRATES  ALIEN-GET IN TOUCH WITH US VIA KIETH(TEDDYSTACKER) HERE FROM YOU SOON    THE MEDWAY BOYS  MIGHTY CLOG!-GET IN TOUCH WITH US VIA THE ALIEN VIA KIETH(TEDDYSTACKER) HOPE YOU DONT MIND KIETH  THE LOST BOYS  NEW ORDER  FOFT  KIETH(TEDDYSTACKER)  OZZ  RIPPED OFF MICK  THE REPLICANTS  TONY MAC  TCB  ABC MAN  THE EMPIRE  HAL  THE EDITMAN (OUR USA SUPPLIER)  IAN JUDD I BET YOU DIDNT EXPECT A GREET DID YOU?  BILBO  BIRDY  AND ANYONE ELSE THAT WE FORGOT   TIME TO LOOP    10     9    3   6   2   1   8  7  I THINK WE HAD BETTER TAKE MATHS UP AS WELL!!