Disk Contents -
- Fantasy World Dizzy
- Spellfire The Sorceror
- Lotus Esprit Turbo Challenge
Scroll Text Transcription -
WELL, WELL... HERE IS BBC 37! IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE YOU LAST HEARD FROM US, BUT I THINK THAT IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT, DON'T YOU? I SUPPOSE I SHOULD DO THE CUSTOMARY TALK ABOUT THE PROGGIES ON THIS DISK..... OH, WELL, IF I MUST... FIRST OF ALL WE, THE MANAGEMENT, BRING YOU A FULLY PACKED (LZH!), FILED AND TRAINED VERSION OF A GREAT GAME CALLED "FANTASY WORLD DIZZY" ALSO ON THIS DISK IS A SINGLE PART PACKED AND TRAINED LZH! VERSION OF SPELLFIRE THE SORCERER... BOTH THESE GAMES USE MY MAGIC KEY TO ACTIVATE THE TRAINER MODE. HINT. TOP RIGHT OF YOUR ST! THE THIRD, TURBO LOTUS, IS HERE COS NO-ONE ELSE HAS DONE A FULLY 100 PERCENT VERSION (THIS INCLUDES THE MEDWAY BOYS, THE REPLICANTS, THE EMPIRE AND AUTOMATION - ALL THESE RETARDED VERSIONS, I JUST HAD TO DO ONE! THIS VERSION IS BASED ON ZIPPY'S EMPIRE PACK!) OK, NOW I FEEL THAT I HAVE TO GIVE A PERSONAL MESSAGE TO NIC 'TCB' THISEL FOR GIVING THE ST COMMUNITY THE GREAT GAME 'ENCHANTED LAND'..... SHAME ON YOU, EMPIRE, THIS GAME DOES -NOT- DESERVE TO BE COPIED, AND, NIC, REST ASSURED THAT AS SOON AS IT HAS IT'S UK RELEASE THE EMPIRE COPY GOES IN THE BIN AND MY GRANT CHEQUE WILL LOSE SOME VALUE! THE GAME IS NOT LIKE MOST THALION PRODUCTS! IT --IS-- A --GAME-- AND NOT A PLAYABLE --DEMO-- AS MOST OF THE OTHERS ARE!!! WOW! 101 OUT OF 100, TCB! I URGE YOU TO PURCHASE THIS GAME, IF ONLY FOR THE REASON TO ENCOURAGE NIC TO DO ANOTHER! YOU WON'T REGRET BUYING IT AS MUCH AS, SAY, ERR, WELL, A VERY CRAP GAME INDEED. AH I KNOW, 'RIP-CORD!', HA! OK, GREETINGS HERE NOW.... READ 'EM AND WEEP! TO START, MEGA HI TO ANDY, THE PILOT, XERUD AND CHRISPY (WHO IS BACK AND MUSIC CODING AGAIN!) 1ST CLASS GREETINGS TO: T.C.B (NIC, AN COOL AND THE OTHERS) ZIPPY (THE FASTEST, MOST RELIABLE CRACKER ON THE PLANET!), MOB (THANX FOR THE ORIGINALS OF SPELLFIRE AND DIZZY!), STAN THE FLAVE (WHADDYA MEAN, WHAT WAR?) EGB (THANX FOR THE MAGIC BUTTON!!) 2ND CLASS GREETINGS TO:- THE I.R.S (NOOKEY, FLANNY, TURBO MACK AND TUCKER), THE MASK, DACKO INDUSTRIES (2ND CLASS, LIKE THE PARCEL), THE POMPEY PIRATES (WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE GLOBE ON ANDY'S DEFENDER II THEN, ALIEN???????), THE REPLICANTS, THE EMPIRE, SEWER, AND ALL THE OTHERS..... A SPECIAL HI TO HACKBEAR, WHO I HOPE TO TALK TO VERY SOON.. I HEAR OUR DISKS ARE IN LARGE DEMAND IN NORWAY? XERUD TELLS ME THAT SWEDEN LIKE THEM AS WELL!!! ANTO-GREETINGS AND GET BOMBEB SOON TO S.H. OF IRAQ, AND I WISH ALIEN WAS THERE FIGHTING YOU AS WELL (ONLY KIDDING, ALIEN!) WHY DO REPORTERS KEEP ASKING STUPID, POINTLES QUESTIONS LIKE... WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW? (YEAH, LETS JUST PHONE S.H. UP AND TELL HIM OUR WAR PLANS........) OR THE CLASSIC..... HOW MUCH LONGER? I THINK AN INTERVIEW FOR A REPORTERS JOB MUST GO LIKE THIS... HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN? NO! OK, YOUR IN! AND THAT AMERICAN GUY IN THE HOTEL ON THE NIGHT WAR BROKE OUT MUST WIN PILLOCK OF THE YEAR AWARD, 1991, FOR THE FOLLOWING.... 'WOW! THAT WAS A LARGE BOMB GOING OFF MILES AWAY, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A BIG ONE 'COS WE FELT THE HEAT BLAST!!!' THE FOLLOWING DAY HE WENT OUTSIDE AND THE BUILDING OVER THE ROAD WAS RUBBLE! WHAT A JERK! WHO WOULD DELIBERATLY STAY IN THE CAPITAL OF IRAQ IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR?????? IF S.H. ATTACKS ANYONE DURING STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION, AND BBC INTERUPT IT, HE'LL HAVE ME TO DEAL WITH!! OK, SUBJECT CHANGE IMMINENT! IN 5...4...3...2..1... GO HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS INTRO? FIRST THERE WAS A MOVEP SCROLLER, THEN ZIPPY ADDED A TELETYPE, SO I ADDED A MOVING BACKDROP WITH DIGI-DRUMS (WHICH DIDN'T FIT ON THE DISK, I'LL PROVE I HAVE ENOUGH TIME ON ANOTHER CD), YOUR TURN, ZIPPY!! (NOTHING BEATS FRIENDLY COMPETITION) OK, NUFF BOLLOCKS BEEN TYPED HERE.... HEY, ZIPPY, NEXT TIME VAPS CALLS YOU A BUTTON PRESSER I'LL TAKE OFFENCE AS WELL..... LOOK OUT VAPS, THERE ARE TWO OF US NOW! CALL IT A WRAP!
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