After a 1 year hiatus, the BBC returned with CD #15 and a new intro they called Litebulb.
- Chambers Of Shaolin
- Ghostbusters 2
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| Chambers Of Shaolin | Ghostbusters 2 |
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IS THIS THE BEST WE CAN DO? Ӝ WELCOME TO BBC 15! Ӡ ALMOST A YEAR AFTER THE LAST BBC CD'S WE'RE BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!!! OK YOU THINK,SO WHAT'S GOING ON? WE'RE BACK ON OUR OWN AGAIN NOW, AUTOMATION HAVE GONE THEIR OWN WAY AND SO WE BRING YOU THE QUALITY (MAKES UP FOR THE SMALL QUANTITY I THINK!). CURRENT BBC POLICY IS PACK EVERYTHING NEW THAT ISN'T ALREADY ON A MENU, NOT OLD SHIT OR STUFF ALREADY PACKED ( NOT JUST FLIPPED ON ONE DISK.... ). NOW A FEW WORDS ABOUT THIS MENU I THINK,ALL CODE BY ME (ANDY THE ARFLING),BBC LOGO DRAWN BY WIZPOP (THANX!), FONT RIPPED FROM TOS 1.08 (!) AND MUSIC BY CHRISPY NOODLE. THIS MENU FEATURES REAL-TIME 3D ENLARGING, I HAVEN'T JUST CALCULATED DIFFERENT FONTS,SHAME IT LOOKS A BIT SHIT REALLY! ANYWAY THAT'S ENOUGH FROM ME FOR NOW, I'LL HAND YOU OVER TO OUR IN-GROUP SCROLL MESSAGE WRITER.... THE PILOT.... (CONTINUING ABOUT BBC POLICY) ANDY IS PULLING EVERY AWKWARD LOOKING BIT OF RAW DATA HE CAN FIND TO PIECES AND CHURNING OUT FILE VERSIONS ( AS HE DOES ) WHILE PHIL IS WATCHING, TYPING, DRINKING, AND PUTTING HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH RATHER A LOT ( HI DEREK ) AND NOT MUCH ELSE ( HI DZ ). YEAH, WELL AFTER MUCH TALKING AND EXPLAINING THE BBC DID NOT BECOME TWO MEMBERS ( NOT FOR VERY LONG ANYWAY ) AND THE MEMBER WHO BOUNCED IS STILL DOING WHAT HE ALWAYS DID ( SCROLLERS MAINLY ), BUT APPARENTLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ANYWAY. SO WHO SPOTTED THE ABSENCE OF OUTPUT BY US THEN, NOT ME COS I WAS IN FRANCE AT THE TIME, BUT I'M SURE OUR ADORING FANS ( GUEST SCROLLER BY BIRDY ? ) MISSED US IMMENSELY. THIS INTRO IS AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN AS THE LITEBULB INTRO. ( YES I CAN SPELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH MRS EDWARDS ) THIS IS BECAUSE WE FEEL LIKE IT AND ARE THE BBC SO WE DO WHAT THE FUCK WE LIKE, WHEN WE LIKE, AND HOW WE LIKE. EXCEPT WE CAN'T SLAG OFF PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE ARSEHOLES, BUT THEY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO US TO EARN A SLAG FIRST. A PRIME EXAMPLE IS WHINGING ABOUT PORNO RESET PICCIES AND SWEARING WHEN THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO SEE IT ARE DIRTY THIEVING PIRATES LIKE US ANYWAY (HOWEVER OLD THEY HAPPEN TO BE). APPARENTLY THIS COULD BE MISCONSTRUED AS US HAVING ATTITUDE PROBLEMS BUT THAT IS JUST THE KIND OF GUYS WE ARE ( MORE SPECIFIC ATTITUDE PROBLEMS ARE ONLY SUFFERED BY THE PILOT...(TM) ). AS TO THE GREETINGS - HI - THAT WAS JUST A TASTER, HANG ON A FEW K FOR THE DEEP AND MEANINGFUL ONES. PERHAPS ANDY WILL TYPE SOME OF HIS OWN SCROLLTEXT SOON AND ..... A FLYING PIG - HOW INTERESTING ..... I'M FEELING MUTAGENIC AGAIN SO IGNORE ANY SLAGGINGS THAT FOLLOW ... HUM, WELL SLAGGINGS TO ENGLISH GROUPS ARE DIFFICULT, COS THE ONLY OTHER TWO WE GET ON WITH VERY WELL EVEN THOUGH MIGHTY CLOG HAS RETIRED FROM ONE AND WE LEFT THE OTHER, ANYWAY HAVING THOUGHT ABOUT IT I'M NOT FEELING VERY ABLE TO SLAG ANY FOREIGNERS IN THEIR NATIVE TONGUES SO I WON'T SLAG ANYONE. PLEASE NOTE HOWEVER THAT THIS IS COS I DON'T WANT TO AND NOT BECAUSE WE ARE CHILDISH AS I HAVE HEARD HAS BEEN SAID. A NOTED LACK OF INSPIRATION SURROUNDS THIS SCROLLTEXT SO I'LL LAUNCH H.M.S GREETINGS .............. FIRSTLY BLEURGHAH TO THE REPLICANTS ( YES THAT IS YOU SNAKE & ALSO PARTICULAR THANX TO FURY FOR EVERYTHING ), NOIR PRESERVATIFS TO NEXT ( ZAE & ALEXIS ESPECIALLY ), AENIGMATICA ( PARTICULARLY NUTTY SNAKE ), ULM ( HEY GUNSTICK,SHAOLIN DOES USE SYNC SCROLLING RUNNING TOWARDS THE DRAGON,JUST NOT ON AN STE WHERE IT USES THE HARDWARE VIDEO LOW POINTER,WHAAAAAAAAAAA,SEE YOU AGAIN SOMETIME. ) , TGE ( NEVER SAW HER AGAIN EITHER ), DELIGHT ( YEAH AXE, DO YOU REMEMBER SAYING - HE THINKS I AM HIS ARSEHOLE AND WILL DO WHATEVER HE SAYS, BUT I'M GOING TO BE NAUGHTY ??? SAME NIGHT AS YOUR RENDEZVOUS WITH OLIVIER ), ANDY BACK AGAIN, SCROLL TEXT WAS PUT ON HOLD FOR A TRIP TO THE PUB AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT TO FINISH IT NOW, SO WRAP... NO,JUST KIDDING, LET ME SEE.... GREETING GO TO THE MEDWAY BOYS ( 66 MENUS BEHIND YOU AS I WRITE THIS,I'VE GOT SOME HEFTY WORK TO DO! ), AUTOMATION ( RIP? ), POMPEY PIRATES, THE LOST BOYS,FOF ( NOW YOU HAVE SOME MORE SERIOUS COMPETITION! ),HACKBEAR ( SORRY I HAVEN'T WRITEN TO YOU YET! ),GALTAN 6 ,DEREK MD ( HMMMMM.....), HAL, MCA, TCB, OMEGA, SYNC, OVERLANDERS,ZUUL AND YOU! WELL THIS HAS BECOME A BIT OF A LONG ONE (OOOOEEER) SO I THINK I'LL LEAVE IT AT THAT, 'TIL NEXT TIME, CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIO...................................
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