Here is MR Men CD #7, unfortunately, all the disks before this disk are presently missing, hopefully they show up some day!
Disk Contents -
- Pro Tennis Simulator
- Light Cycles
- Emlyn Hughes International Soccer
- Imperium
Scroll Text Transcription -
WELL HERE IT IS!!! MR MEN MENU NUMBER 7.......:::::........GAME'S ON THIS DISK ARE - PRO TENNIS SIMULATOR ( CRACKED AND PACKED BY BIRDY ) - LIGHT CYCLES ( PACKED BY ;<= : ) - EMLYN HUGHES SOCCER ( CRACKED AND PACKED BY BIRDY ) - IMPERIUM ( CRACKED,PACKED AND INTO FILES BY THE MIGHTY CLOG, THANKS TO GUIDO FOR THIS !!! ) - MENU 1 FIX ( TO MAKE KLAX WORK ) - PRESS 0 TO TOGGLE 50/60 HZ..........THE MEMBERS OF THE MR MEN ARE - ;<= ( MAC ) - MR FUNNY ( JAZ ) - MR TICKLE ( SRS ) - ADRIAN ( MR ? ) - MR RUSH ( MATT ) - MR MIDI - MR FORBID - MR CYBERNIOD - MR STRONG ( HEXX )........OK, LETS GET THE GREETZ OUT OF THE WAY - GUIDO, DARREN, DEREK MD ( HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET TO BECOME A MEMBER OF THE REPLICANTS, I ALSO HEAR YOU WHERE BEATEN UP IN A PUB, AFTER A GAME OF POOL, HA HA YOU LAME SHIT!!!! ), HAMID, IAN.S ( STX ), TIMELORD, ARTHUR, BERNIE, NEV, JOE 90, JIM, JEFF, JOHN.H, MARTIN.T, M.SANDLES, NICK, PETER.T, PETE, RAYMOND, RICHARD, ROGER, ROBERT.C, STEVE, SAM/MAT, TIM, THE DREAM WEAVERS, KAS OF DEFCOM, THE DELINQUENTS/MANTRONIX, DAVID OF SASH, MARY FROM GOSPORT, GUARDIAN OF THE COKE, PAUL, AND A MEGA GREETINGS TO - THE MEDWAY BOYS - POMPEY PIRATES - SEWER SOFTWARE - F.O.F. - THE REPLICANTS - THE EMPIRE - MCA - HOTLINE UK - AND A BIG HELLO TO THE EDITMAN, HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING MANY PHONE CALL'S LATELY, MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN ENGLAND MUST HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER BY NOW, OR SOON WILL!!! .....WE WELCOME ANOTHER MEMBER TO THE MR MEN ON THIS MENU, HIS NAME IS ADRIAN ( MR ? ) HE'S DONE SOME PACKING AND SCROLL WRITING FOR DELINQUENTS/MANTRONIX IN THE PAST, BUT NOW HE'S WORKING FOR US, AND I ;<= ON BEHALF OF THE MR MEN, WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO OUR ESTABLISHMENT ( BIG WORD!! ), WHAT AN EXCUSE TO GET PISSED!!! ( HURRY UP, AND THINK OF A NAME!! ).........HOW DO LIKE MY SPECIAL FONT ( ;<= ) AND THIS ( :::::: ACIIID ), THESE TWO FONTS WHERE DRAWN BY ME ( ;<= ).......... AND NOW I ;<= WILL PASS THE KEYBOARD OVER TO MR RUSH ( MATT ), FOR A FEW WORD'S..............................YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAH I HAVE JUST BEEN PISSING MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER WHILST PLAYING PRO TENNIS SIM, ANOTHER 4.99 FUCK UP BY CODE MASTERS ( GOOD AT THAT ARE'NT THEY ), ANYONE WHO LOADS THIS HAS THE BRAINS OF A CHOPPED OFF PENIS!!! WHICH REMINDS ME TO GIVE MY OWN SPECIAL GREET TO DEREK MD, FUCK OFF YOU FAT GREASY CHIP WITH SHIT ON ( GOOD SLAG THAT WAS'NT IT ).......OOOOOHHHH HELLO MANTRONIX I'VE JUST SEEN A FEW OF YOUR MENUS AND I'VE NOTICED YOU SEEM TO LICK THE SHIT OFF DEREK MD ASS AND SCRAPE THE MOULDY CUM OFF HIS STUMPY PENIS AND USE IT TO FERTILISE YOUR LAWNS........ENOUGH SLAGGING FOR NOW, HERE'S A QUICK NOTE ON THINGS TO COME ON FUTURE MENUS....... RORKE'S DRIFT .......FLOOD ( MEGA WICKED GAME THIS ) ....... HOYLS BOOK OF GAMES ( HUUUUH I'VE BEEN TOLD IT'S OK BY ;<= ), TO NAME BUT A MINAMANDUM....... STOP PRESS LOOK OUT FOR THE MR MEN UTIL DISKS, WE'VE GOT 5 DISK'S FULL OF UTILS ALREADY PACKED BY OUR OWN MR FORBID, BUT WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR THE PICCY'S....... WHILST WRITING MY PART OF THIS LONG BUT FUNNY SCROLLTEXT BOTH I AND ;<= HAVE NOTICED SOME RATHER LOUD MOUTHS IN THE NEXT GARDEN WHERE CERTAIN MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ( YEAH I MEAN WOMEN, YOU LAME FUCKER ) DANCING TO ( TRAINING YOUR DOG THE WOODHOUSE WAY ) WITH NO CLOTHES ON, HANG ON WHILE I AND ;<= GO TO THE WINDOW TO SHOUT SOME FOUL WORDS AT THEM ......................................... FUCK WHOSE BEEN TYPING THESE DOTS WHILE WE WE'RE AWAY AT THE WINDOW, SHIT MAYBE WE HAVE MUGGED MD'S GHOST IN OUR MIST'S, ( BUT HE COULD ONLY MANAGE A FEW LAME DOTS, THE STEAMING LUMP OF DOG SHIT )........ ANYWAY ENOUGH FUN AND FROLICS FOR ONE DAY, IT'S NOW TIME FOR THE CRAP YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, THE WRAP
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