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Wednesday, December 2, 2020

Crystalic Goes Christmas by Crystalic - Atari ST Demo - 25ish More Days of Christmas - Day [02/25]

 


Here is Crystalic Goes Christmas, which was released on Christmas Eve, 1991.


This demo starts out with a title card, with what I believe is a MOD tune playing in the background.  Hit SPACE once the screen is up and the music is playing to continue on to the main demo screen. The main demo screen has a scroller at the top and bottom, with different text for each.  In the middle of the main demo screen are some christmas themed items, and maybe the members of the group?  I am unsure about that last part, so that is just a guess.  Some familiar YM tunes play in the background.  I do like the picture that was put together in the middle of the screen.  One of the scrollers, which is included at the bottom of the blog entry, is quite long.  Makes for a nice screen overall!

Capture info -

This video was captured on October 24, 2020.

Due to current conditions and lack of time, this video was captured with STeem and OBS.

Video was edited with Shotcut.

Scroll Text Transcription - 

AUURK! ..CRYSTALIC... GUESS WHO!...YES IT IS THE EVER EVIL...LORD.D WRITING ON HIS MACHINE...THIS SCROLL HAS TO BE FINISHED IN 10 MINUTES COZ THEN FEAR WILL GRABB IT AND HURRY TO M.S.H AND GIVE HIM IT SO THAT WE CAN ASSEBLE THIS PART AND GIVE IT TO TRR...URRK! WHY DO I HAFTO WRITE IN SUCH A HURRY...WELL..I HOPE M.S.H GIVES YOU ALL THE CREDITS FOR THIS COOL SCREEN COZ I DONT HAVE TIME...OHH!..ONE IMPORTANT NOTE!...IF YOU WANT TO WRITE TO US FOR ANY REASON (NO GAME SWAPPING!) YOU CAN WRITE TO M.S.H (READ HIS SCROLLER FOR THE ADDRESS!)...AND SO NOW I WILL STOP COZ FEAR IS GETTING REALLY MAD,WATCHING HIS CLOCK ALL THE TIME...SEE YA ALL AND HOPE YOU USE THE UGLY LOADING PIC I MADE FOR YOU ZAGO!.......SAYONARA SUCKERS!.......                                           

YO! ME SO HORNY ON THE GO! I'M HERE WITH A NEW DEMO AND THIS TYME I'M NOT A MEMBER OF TRR. I'VE JOINED CRYSTALIC, AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED. NOW IT'S CREDITS TYME: THIS SCREEN WAS COMPLETELY CODED IN ASSEMBLER BY HORNY (THANX TO FEAR FOR HELPING ME WITH THE FUCKIN' DUMB TRACKER REPLAY PART IN THIS DEMO)       ALL GRAPHIX BY LORD DARKNESS AFTER ORIGINAL IDEAS BY HORNY AND LORD (EXCEPT FOR THE PIG, WE GOT THE INSPIRATION TO THAT FROM A MUSIC VIDEO FOR A SWEDISH SONG WHICH, TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH IS CALLED "IT'S NOT THE SNOW THAT'S FALLING"  THE IDEA TO THE LOGO IN THE TRACKER PART IS FROM ONE OF LORDS T-SHIRTS)  THE SOUNDCHIP MUZAX IS BY MAD MAX AND THE NOISTRACKER TUNE BY LORD D.       THAT'S IT FOR THE CREDITS, STAND BY FOR THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK:    TADADAA    EVEN WORSE, A NEW MEGADEMO FROM CRYSTALIC, ALL CODED IN ASSEMBLER AND MADE JUST FOR YOU!  IT OFFERS YOU MEGASCROLLERS, OF WHICH THE LARGEST ONE IS 320X400 PIXELS          ANIMATED VUMETERS OF THE CRYSTALIC MEMBERS          GREAT, FUNKY MUSIC, BOTH TRACKER AND SOUNDCHIP (SOME BY CRYSTALIC, SOME BY OTHER CREWS)      A COMPLETE ANIMATED MOVIE CALLED "FRUKOSTGUBBEN", INCLUDING SAMPLED SOUND AND FANCY GRAPHICS BY TOP-ARTIST LORD D          AND MUCH, MUCH MORE...         YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT! BUT NOW OVER TO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERERENT... THE GREETINGS! HORNYS EXTREME GREETS TO: LORD AND FEAR      BIG GREETS TO... TRR, AND THE FOLLOWING MEMBERS: ICEEYE (YO! WHEN DO WE GET OUR TRACKER MODULE), ZAGO (VEN VEN... THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO SAY...), WHITE MANIAC (WHY THE F++K DO YOU RUN ALL YOUR ASSEMBLER DEMOS FROM STOS?), OB (ERU EN JEKLA TAMPONG ELLER SERE BARA UT SOM DE?), SNEDVILL (GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, MAN!).   KIND OF BIG GREETS TO: IGOR OF BRAINIACS (YOU'LL HERE FROM ME SOON)     NORMAL GREETS TO: DARK SHADOW OF THE INVIZIBLES (IS FLEXICHRON DEMO SOMETHING YOU'VE MADE UP ALL BY YOURSELF, OR WILL I GET IT SOON?), MR.MARVEL (YOU'LL GET THE LOGO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE), BEAST AND GERM OF TOXIC (WILL THERE EVER BE ANOTHER DEMO FROM YOU?), A.7.O. (LONG TIME, NO HEAR...), TNB AND JFC OF X-CREW (COMING UP... A MEGADEMO?), WOLF (SEND ME SOME STUFF, WILL YOU!)     LAZY GREETS TO: PERRA "BAD TASTE" J     FUCKINGS TO: TERRY OF MIDWAY (AMIGA FAG!), XELU OF MIDWAY (AMIGA FAG!), WERTY OF MIDWAY (AMIGA FAG!)    EXTREME FUCKS TO: CYBERTECH (LAME, DIRTY, ASS-SUCKING AMIGA FAGS!)       MEGA-ULTRA-SUPER-DUPER-FUCKELIFUCKS TO: PER "PERKA" EKENGREN (NO! I WILL NOT BUY AN AMIGA, SO STOP SAYING THAT TO EVERYBODY!)        EVEN WORSE FUCKS TO: THE FUCKIN LAME BASTARDS AT THE TCB/2 LIFE CREW PARTY IN NOVEMBER 1991, WHO PLAYED "VROOM" WITH FULL VOLUME (THANX TO PERRA J'S AMPLIFIER FOR GIVING US A CHANCE TO REVENGE)       ENOUGH GREETS AND FUCKS NOW... THE TIME'S NOW 23:48:00 -BEEEP- (ONE OF ICEEYE'S FAVOURITE TRICKS TO MAKE A SHORT SCROLL LONG) AND IT'S THE 23RD OF DECEMBER, THE DAY BEFORE X-MAS. I'M SITTING HERE ALL ALONE IN MY ROOM, WRITING THIS SCROLL AND WAITING FOR THE TIME TO PASS 0:00:00 SO I CAN SAY MERRY X-MAS TO ALL THE FAGGOTS WHO ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO READ THIS SCROLL. THE STEREO IS BLASTING OUT 2 LIVE CREW MUSIC (THE BEST WAY TO GET CHRISSMUSS FEELING?) AND VEN VEN MUST HAVE THIS DEMO TOMORROW SO HE CAN INCLUDE IT IN THE BIG TYME DEMO. DO YOU KNOW THAT I'VE MADE A LOT OF DEMOS IN BIG TYME? YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE THE CREDITS SOMEWHERE... OH, I ALMOST FORGOT, LORD ASKED ME TO WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY. MY SCROLL IS LONGER THAN YOURS, LORD. OH, HE DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS FUN. WOT A SHAME. MY SCROLL HAVE NICER COLOURS THAN YOURS. DID'NT LIKE THAT EITHER? PITY, PITY. HOW ABOUT A JOKE THEN? OK? GOOD! WHY DID THE ONEHANDED WOMAN CROSS THE STREET?          TO GET TO THE SECOND-HAND SHOP! EEHAHAHEEHAHE! COOL DOWN NOW ORNEY! THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.    MY ADDRESS! OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD! I ALMOST FORGOT! I ALMOST FORGOT! MY ADDRESS! HERE IT IS: HORNY, MASTA 7817, 82400 HUDIKSVALL         HORNY, MASTA 7817, 82400 HUDIKSVALL        DON'T WRITE TO THE ADDRESS MENTIONED IN THE OTHER CRYSTALIC DEMOS. THE ONLY ADDRESS TO CRYSTALIC IS MY ADDRESS. MY PHONENUMBER: 0650-93132   0650-93132   0650-93132    AND IF YOU CALL, SAY THAT YOU WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE IN CRYSTALIC.   RIIIGHT! THE TIME'S PAST MIDNIGHT! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM CRYSTALIC TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE! MERRY X-MAS, MERRY X-MAS! OK, I'D BETTER QUIT NOW BUT REMEMBER: CRYSTALIC RULES, NOW AND FOREVER!         AU REVOIR ASSHOLES... 

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