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Thursday, July 30, 2020

Atari ST Compacted Disk (CD) Scrollers [516] Automation CD #121 Version 2


Here is Automation CD #121V2, fixed to run on 4 Meg machines!


Disk Contents -

  1. Stormtrooper
  2. Astaroth


Scroll Text Transcription -

 THIS MENU NOW RUNS FINE ON 4 MEG MACHINES SO PLEASE SPREAD ME TO DISTANT PLACES.                WELCOME TO AUTOMATION DISK 121,AGAIN COMPILED BY ANDY THE ARFLING,BUT NO NEED TO WORRY ON THE SCROLLER FRONT BECAUSE I'M NOT WRITING THIS ONE, JUST A QUICK DISCLAIMER : ANYTHIND SAID IN THE FOLLOWING SCROLLER IS ENTIRELY FICTICOUS.NOW ON WITH THE SHOW..... BBC, THE BEST SHOWS....     TO SCROLL OR NOT TO SCROLL,THAT IS THE QUESTION..... THIS IS ELTRON.... TELL ME BOY, DO YOU HAVE ROOM..... IN YOUR HEART.... FOR THE COMPUTER BOOM..... HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS. LET'S GO AND SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT. AND WHERE DO YOU FIND THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT? THAT'S RIGHT CHILDREN - THROUGH THE BROKEN WINDOW..... IN THE GARDEN TODAY ARE DOUGHAL AND FLORENCE. "FLORENCE,# SAID DOUGHAL,"ARE YOU A VIRGIN ?# "YOU'D BETTER ASK ZEBEDY ABOUT THAT" SAID FLORENCE, "BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE PILL# SAID DOUGHAL. "NO,I USE ZEBEDY'S COIL#. DOUGHAL COULD SEE HE WAS BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE, SO HE WEED UP FLORENCE'S LEG INSTEAD. WE NO A SONG ABOUT THAT,DON'T WE CHILDREN. I CAN SEE SOMEONE ELSE IN THE GARDEN, HE'S A LITTLE CHAP IN BLUE AND WHITE STRIPED PYJAMAS AND A LITTLE BOBBLE HAT. NOW WHO DO YOU THINK THAT COULD BE? DO YOU THINK IT'S ANDY-PANDY CHILDREN? ALMOST RIGHT,IT'S ANDY ARFLING. LET'S ALL WAVE TO HIM. ARE YOU WAVING CHILDREN? (DON'T YOU FEEL STUPID WAVING AT YOUR ST,I HOPE NOBODY'S WATCHING YOU) "HELLO ANDY ARFLING# SAID DOUGHAL. "WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING#. "I'V BEEN PLAYING WITH LOOPY-LOO# SAID ANDY."YOU DIRTY LITTLE PERVERT# SAID FLORENCE. "HAVEN'T YOU GOT GAMES TO CRACK,HACK,PACK AND ALL THAT# SAID DOUGHAL. "I THOUGHT I'D LET THE WOODEN TOPS,CHRISPY AND PHIL,HAVE SOME OF THE GLORY FOR THE CHANGE. I'M GOING TO UNIVERSITY SOON AND I'VE GOT TO STUDY#. "BIOLOGY PRATICAL WITH LOOPY LOO!# SAID DOUGHAL WITH A KNOWING SMILE. "WAIT A SECOND# SAID FLORENCE,"HOW CAN A DOG GIVE A KNOWING SMILE?# "TWO REASONS# SAID THE OMNI-PRESENT NARRATOR, "FIRSTLY THIS IS CHILDREN'S TELLY SO ANYTHING IS ALLOWED,AND SECONDLY,DOUGHAL DRINKS CARLING BLACK NAME-TAG#. "SHOULD WE REALLY BE TALKING ABOUT ALCOHOL ON CHILDREN'S TV?# PERSISTED FLORENCE. "SHUT UP FLORENCE,YOU'RE SO SQAURE SOMETIMES# SAID DOUGHAL. JUST THE BRIAN CAME BY MOVING AS FAST AS ANY SNAIL WITH A RED STRIPE DOWN HIS SHELL CAN, "WHAT'S THE HURRY, BRIAN?# SAID FLORENCE, "THAT FRENCH CHEF FROM THE LUNCH TIME COOKERY PROGRAM IS AFTER ME AGAIN#. "DID YOU KNOW THAT THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT IS IN FACT FRENCH AND ALL OUR VOICES ARE DUBBED ON AFTERWARDS IN ENGLISH" SAID ANDY ARFLING, TRYING TO PROVE THAT HE IS WORTHY OF ONE OF THE COUNTRY'S TOP UNIVERSITIES. "YOU MEAN I AM REALLY FRENCH?# SAID DOUGHAL, "WELL IF I AM A FRENCH DOG I'D BETTER GO OUT AND CATCH RABIES LIKE ALL THE OTHER FRENCH DOGS.#  "AND I'D BETTER GO AND TAKE ALL MY UNDERWEAR OFF AND LOOSE ALL MY BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION MORALS# SAID FLORENCE. "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ANY# SAID DOUGHAL. "PISS OFF# SAID FLORENCE. "THAT'S THE SPIRIT# SAID BRIAN (REAL NAME : PIERRE) "WELCOME TO EUROPE.#  MEANWHILE,IN THE WOODENTOPS' LITTLE HOUSE,PHIL AND CHRISPY ARE HARD AT IT. THEN MAZ WENT HOME AND THEY WERE ABLE TO GET ON WITH SOME WORK. "I'VE JUST CRACKED XYBOTS INTO FILES IN 57 SECONDS# SAID PHIL. HE NEEDN'T HAVE BOTHERED SINCE CHRISPY WAS REALLY STILL IN AMERICA AND WAS ONLY THERE IN SPIRIT TO STOP MAZ GETTING TOTALLY BORED.I THINK THIS HAS GONE ON FAR TOO SERIOUSLY LONG ENOUGH BY HALF. I AM ELTRON, THE SUPER HANGER-ON, SCROLL-WRITER EXCLUSIVELY TO THE BBC (ALTHOUGH I CAN BE BOUGHT). ALTHOUGH SHE DENIES IT VIGOROUSLY, THIS SCROLLER WAS CO-WRITTEN BY GILL. I KNOW THIS IS A RELATIVELY SHORT SCROLLER BY MY STANDARDS, BUT I HOPE YOU FOUND IT ENTERTAINING. I BELIEVE IN QUALITY RATHER THAN QUANTITY, BESIDES, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SELECTED ONE OF THE GREAT GAMES CONTAINED ON THE AUTOMATION DISK. IF YOU ARE ABROAD, CONTACT US. JUST SAY HI AND TELL US WHAT YOU THINK OF OUR STUFF. ARE WE BIG IN JAPAN? ARE WE INTO AMERICA? BACK IN THE USSR? NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE ALL YOU NEED IS SOFTWARE, SWEET SOFTWARE, THERE'L BE SOFTWARE EVERYWHERE! YEAH! I'M SURE WE MUST HAVE MADE IT IN EUROPE BY NOW. THIS IS ELTRON (WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM GILL) OF THE BBC SIGNING OFF UNTIL THE NEXT TIME, STAY COOL EVERYONE.                                      W R A P                

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