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Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Atari ST Compacted Disk (CD) Scrollers [175] X-Static CD #008




The eye from X-Static CD #008 is watching you!



Disk Contents -
  1. Crazy Cars III
  2. Fruit Machine

Crazy Cars III Fruit Machine
Scroll Text Transcription -

OH YES THIS IS THE BIG ONE      SIGNET HERE.....(TOP OF THE POPS VOICE OVER)      HI THERE     LET"S CHECK OUT THIS WEEKS X-STATIC MENU.......IN AT NUMBER 1    YES IT"S "CRAZY CARS 3"....CRACKED, PACKED AND MEGA TRAINED BY ORION OF....YES YOU GUESSED IT...THE REPLICANTS.....STRAIGHT IN AT NUMBER 2 IS.."FRUIT MACHINE" PACKED BY MINT SAUCE. AND STILL THERE AT NUMBER 0....IS TOGGLE 50 60 HTZ....THERE"S JUST NO STOPPING IT...IT"S ALWAYS AT NUMBER 0   (NORMAL VOICE OVER)     HI THERE IT"S ME AS USUAL (SIGNET)...WELL ON THE LAST MENU (ERRRR MENU 7) I DIDN"T GET A LOOK IN...AND I DID SAY I WOULD GET REVENGE ON THE OTHER MEMBERS OF X-STATIC....I THINK I"VE FORGOTTEN THEIR NAMES RIGHT NOW.??    ANYWAY I"M ON HERE AND NOBODY IS GOING TO GET ME OFF..UNTIL I"VE HAD MY SAY ...... SO A FEW MESSAGES TO MY CONTACTS......HI SONIC.....THANKS FOR SUPPLYING THE GOODIES FOR THE LAST FEW MENUS......SONIC IS NOW SUPPLYING X-STATIC WITH VARIOUS GAMES....SO WE THANK HIM DEARLY FOR IT.! ..... STEVE IN EXETER   WHERE ARE YOU...IF YOU ARE OUT THERE I"VE TRIED TO CONTACT YOU...BUT NO REPLY.....PLEASE GET IN CONTACT AGAIN ....STEVE "THE CELT" MORGAN....NOW COME ON....I BET YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU ARE GETTING A MENTION....SO I"M NOT GOING TO GO INTO DETAIL...JUST GET IN CONTACT WITH  "JONO"  AND ALL WILL BE CLEAR ......MESSAGES OVER AND DONE WITH       LOOK OUT FOR A RE-RELEASE OF X-STATIC MENU 2.......WE HAVE SOMEONE WORKING ON THE RECONFIGURE ROUTINE RIGHT NOW .... SO ALL YOU MEG OWNERS CAN PLAY "PUSHOVER" WITHOUT IT CRASHING  ..... AS FAR AS WE KNOW IT WAS THE FIRST ONE DISK VERSION  OF THIS GAME ... BUT THEN POMPEY PIRATES RELEASED THERE VERSION !  SO WE DON"T KNOW WHO WAS FIRST.........WELL YOU HAVE ALL HEARD THE NEWS ON THE NEW ATARI "FALCON" .... IT SOUNDS GOOD EH!!!...WELL ATARI ARE PHASING OUT THE "1040 STE" AND ALL THE SHOPS HAVE STOP ORDERING THEM ....DOES THIS MEAN THE END OF THE "ATARI STE" AS WE KNOW IT..!!     HOPE NOT........                NOW THE GREETS:    HI TO:  DAVE OF CORNWALL, STEVE OF EXETER, STEVE "THE CELT" MORGAN, STEPHEN, MAL, TUFTY (TUFTEE), RICH, FERRIS BUELLER, AENGUS, OWEN (RIP), JON, GRANT, MIKE, MATTHEW OF NORWICH, DAVE OF SHEFFIELD, TONY OF LIVERPOOL, (E) TRIPPER, THE TROLL OF T.C.C., SONIC OF CRACKDOWN, IRONMAN OF ILLUSION, BLURR OF GRAVATICS, POTSAN AND CAPTAIN CLUCK OF LEMMINGS, CTHULHU AND REESE OF POOLS OF RADIANCE, SONIC, ICE AND THE ASSASSIN OF OUT OF ORDER, THE HERMIT, MARK OF BOLTON, TOM OF SUNDERLAND, SIMON OF PORTSMOUTH, POMPEY PIRATES, ELITE, REPLICANTS, CYNIX, SUPERIOR, BASTARDS INTERNATIONAL, I.C.S., PURE ENERGY, D-BUG, C.I.D., G-FORCE, VECTRONIX, QUARTEX, ROYAL INSTANT PUDDING, ADRENALIN, INSANITY, SUPREMACY, GRAVATICS, QUARTET, LEMMINGS, OUT OF ORDER, T.C.C., CRACKDOWN, POOLS OF RADIANCE, ILLUSION, AND ANYONE WE HAVE MISSED ?.............. RIGHT THAT MY SAY FOR THIS SCROLLER OVER TO MINT SAUCE  HI THERE IT"S THE STUPID ONE AGAIN, BEFORE I CONTINUE I"D JUST LIKE TO SAY I AGREE WITH SIGNET, IF ATARI KILL OFF THE STE THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF REALLY PISSED OFF PEOPLE ON THEIR HANDS THAT"S FOR SURE. AND NOW A LITTLE SUBJECT THAT REALLY ANNOYS ME FROM TIME TO TIME,( WHAT ANOTHER!! I"M REALLY MOANING THIS TIME AROUND!!! ) ST MAGAZINES, YES THESE GLOSSY COVERED ITEMS YOU PICK UP FROM THE NEWSAGENTS EVERY MONTH. PERSONALLY I THINK THAT 80 PERCENT OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTE RUBBISH, MANY WERE VERY GOOD MAGAZINES BUT THEY HAVE NOW GONE DOWNHILL, EITHER INTO LAMER-LAND OR KIDDIES CORNER AS IT WERE, TWO GOOD EXAMPLES OF THIS ARE "ZERO" AND "ST FORMAT". I DID, IN YEARS GONE BY PURCHASE BOTH THESE MAG"S REGULARLY. BUT, THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN BOTH CHANGED HORRIBLY, ST FORMAT WHICH I BOUGHT FOR A GENERAL GOOD READ AND GAMES REVIEW CHANGED INTO A MAG FOR THE BEGINNER WITH ARTICLES LIKE: HOW TO FORMAT A DISK FROM THE DESKTOP IN 10 EASY STEPS, AND OTHER THINGS LIKE "HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE TOS  V1.4 OR NOT AND THEN THEY BECAME THE PD CHAMPIONS, THE F.A.S.T. MONTHLY AND THEN BACK ORDER KINGS ALL ROLLED INTO ONE, FOR INSTANCE, THEY PROMOTE EVERY BLOODY PD LIBRARY IN THE COUNTRY.   ANY DEMO THAT ISN"T THE BEST EVER, OR WRITTEN BY ONE OF THEIR STAFF THEY GIVE THE CREW WHO CODED IT A MASSIVE SLAG AND SAY THE DEMO IS CRAP, I MEAN THEY SAID THAT THE RETINAL BURN DEMO WAS GREAT (WHICH WAS CODED IN STOS BY THEIR TECHNICAL EDITOR) AND SAID THAT THE PHALEON GIGA-DEMO A 4 DISK EXTRAVOGANZA WAS UTTER CRAP AND SAID THAT THE CREWS COULD HAVE DONE BETTER NOW FINALLY ON ST FORMAT, ANYONE WHO EVEN VAUGLEY SUGGESTS THAT SOFTWARE PRICES COULD BE REDUCED OR THAT PIRATES AREN"T SO BAD GETS A MASSIVE "WE MUST STAMP OUT THESE BLIGHTS OF SOCIETY" REPLY FROM THE EDITOR, IT"S EITHER THAT OR THEY SAY GET A BACK ISSUE!!!! (TURN TO PAGE ???)...................... OKAY, OKAY I"M CALM NOW      NO, REALLY I AM!!!  NOW ON TO ZERO AND WHAT ARE THE EDITORS OF THAT MAG DOING FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!!!! I MEAN,  WRESTLING POSTERS!!!!!!! WAYNES WORLD POSTERS!!!!!!! AND FREE SLIME!!!!!!!!  ALL I CAN SAY IS... GET REAL ST MAG PUBLISHERS OR YOU MIGHT FIND YOU HAVE NO CUSTOMERS LEFT!!!!!!!  THERE THAT"S ALL LET"S ROLL IT SISTER...      EH!!!!! WHAT ABOUT ME  YO DEADLOCK HERE....I HAVEN"T GOT MUCH TO SAY OTHER THAN THE CREDITS:    PICTURE BY D.C.? RIPPED FROM A D.B.A. MAGAZINE........MUSIC BY MAD MAX ( FROM DRAGONFLIGHT)  X-STATIC LOGO AND THE EXCELLENT SCROLLER FONT BY SIGNET ....... LET"S ROLL IT SISTER...

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