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Thursday, January 21, 2021

Atari ST Compacted Disk (CD) Scrollers [603] Shaolin Masters CD #057

 


Here is Shaolin Masters CD #57, an interesting picture with a classic WWE, errr, WWF logo as well.
Disk Contents - 
  1. Viz
  2. Revelation

Scroll Text Transcription -

SHAOLIN MASTERS            @                      ARE                                PLEASED TO PRESENT                            MENU DISK 57             @          BEENZ MEANZ FARTZ                            WARNING!!!!               @ VIZ COULD UPSET SOME PARENTS SO PLEASE KEEP IT OUT OF THEIR WAY OR YOU MAY FIND IT IN THE BIN................ OR WORSE!!!....           IF YOU ARE A PARENT READING THIS THEN FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID AND KEEP IT OUT OF THE WAY OF YOUR KIDS INSTEAD.........         MENU CONTROL KEYS ARE                                                     0 TO TOGGLE 50/60 HERTZ                     + TO SPEED UP SCROLLER                     - TO SLOW DOWN SCROLLER                     * FOR MEDIUM SCROLLER                      (SOME FLICKER IN 60 HERTZ)                                                                                                                 MEGA GREETS TO                             THE EXORCIST               @ AND THE REST OF.......                THE CRACK CONNEXION           @ GREAT DISKS GUYS.....     OTHER NORMAL GREETS AND MESSAGES FOLLOW LATER...........               VIZ WAS FIRST RELEASED ON ITS OWN BY SHAOLIN MASTERS IN  CONJUNCTION WITH                         W.W.F.                  @         ( WORLDWIDE WRIPPING FOUNDATION )   @ BUT THAT VERSION APPARENTLY ONLY WORKS CORRECTLY ON A  2 MEG MACHINE..........        SO WE HAVE NOW RE-RELEASED IT IN A FORMAT THAT SHOULD WORK ON THE LOWER FORMS OF ST....... AND AS AN ADDED BONUS JUST TO KEEP YOU MOANERS HAPPY I HAVE ALSO INCLUDED ANOTHER GAME AS WELL!!!!...   THE W.W.F LOGO WAS DONE BY ME (BATMAN).......I ALSO DID THE REST OF THE LOADING SCREEN, PACKING, COMPILING, AND EVERYTHING BLOODY ELSE!!!..    BUT THEN I USUALLY DO..... SO WHATS NEW?....... WHO IS W.W.F. I HEAR YOU ASK........    WELL IF HE WAS HERE HE COULD TELL YOU HIMSELF.......... BUT HE'S NOT, SO HARD CHEDDAR .............   I COULD RING HIM UP AND SEE WHAT HE THINKS!!!..........                   NAH......    IF I DO THAT I WILL PROBABLY END UP TYPING A LOT MORE GREETINGS THAN I INTENDED.........    P S S S S T.............. WANNA READ SOME JOKES......  WHAT IS THE BROWN STUFF BETWEEN AN ELEPHANTS TOES................                     SLOW NATIVES             @                        2 OVARIES WERE TALKING....... ONE SAID TO THE OTHER......... HAVE YOU ORDERED ANY FURNITURE..........                                 NO WHY                @ 'COS THERE'S 2 NUTS OUTSIDE TRYING TO SHOVE AN ORGAN IN.............                     WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A ROTWIELER AND THE SOCIAL SERVICES......                               YOU CAN GET YOUR KIDS BACK FROM THE SOCIAL SERVICES                                    WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKODA AND A SHEEP..............      ITS A LOT LESS EMBARASSING TO BE SEEN GETTING OUT OF A SHEEP                             WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE GAS BOARD AND THE I.R.A..............                     THE I.R.A RING YOU FIRST           @                     DID YOU KNOW THAT 98% OF CONSTIPATED PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT?.........                         HOW MANY AMIGA OWNERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB...............                NONE,         THEY ALL GO TO BED BEFORE IT GETS DARK!!!                   ENOUGH NOW!............                      THIS WAS ANOTHER CHAPTER FROM THE ANNALS OF SILLY SCROLLERS... BROUGHT TO YOU BY FINGER AND THUMB...    THE KEYBOARD CONTORTIONISTS        AND NOW FOR THAT SPECIAL PART OF THIS SCROLLER      THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR                                 THE  GREETINGS             @                 AND THEY GO TO             @                 AUTOMATION               @                     T.B.E                   @                THE MEDWAY BOYS                               THE A.B.C.MAN             @                    TOM B                                  SPECIAL FX                                 W.W.F                 @                   RIPPED                                   WILD BOYS                @                   BILBO                   @           K.C.VIDEO                @                   MERCURY                 @      OF DISK SAVERS                                 URBAN WARFARE                                  GANDELF                   @                 THE EMPIRE                                  ADAMSKI                  @               KRONOS                                DA DO RON                           AND TO ALL THOSE I HAVE MISSED                                                         GOODBYE FROM THE BATMAN        @                    AND                                     SHAOLIN MASTERS            @                RESTART TIME                           SEE YOU ALL AGAIN SOON

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