Atari ST Compacted Disk (CD) Scrollers [785] MR Men CD #18

 

Here is the last known MR Men CD, #18, with what looks to be a screen grab for the menu picture.

Disk Contents -

1. Khalaan
2. The Hackers Handbook 2.0
3. Turbo ST Auto 1.8

Scroll Text Transcription - 

MR MEN PRESENT DISC NUMBER 18. WELL, ACTUALLY, GUIDO PRESENTS DISC NUMBER 18. THE MR MEN HAVE ALLOWED ME A GUEST APPEARANCE ON THEIR LATEST DISC.  ON THIS DISC IS THE NEW HACKERS HANDBOOK WHICH SLAGS TO FUCK EVERY CUNT BUT WE THOUGHT IT WAS WORTHY OF A MENU SO PEOPLE CAN SEE WHAT VERBAL HAS BEEN WRITTEN ABOUT THEM THANKS TO THE POMPEY PUFFS, ER, PIRATES FOR TURBO ST 1.8. THE MR MEN ARE AS THEY HAVE BEEN FOR THE PAST UMPTEEN DISCS PLUS TWO NEW MEMBERS CALLED MR PSYCHO AND MR HARRY THE BASTARD. SO, I SEE THAT THE MR MEN HAVE BEEN AT THE CENTRE OF ALL THIS CONTROVERSY OVER THE SLAGGING OF DEREK MD.  WELL, DEREK ME OLD SOD, I'M NOT GOING TO SLAG YOU 'COS  YOU GET THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF YOU ON THE HACKERS HANDBOOK. INSTEAD, I THINK THE EDITMAN SHOULD GET WELL SLAGGED.  AFTER ALL, THIS LITTLE RIPOFF MERCHANT HAS BEEN QUOTING ROBOCOP 2 FOR THE PAST 7 WEEKS, WHICH SHOWS HOW MUCH OF BULLSHITTER HE IS. NOW THAT HE IS GONE AS FAR AS VIDEOS ARE CONCERNED, ALL HE'S GOT LEFT TO SPREAD AROUND IS THE PUSS FROM HIS SPOTS AND BOILS.  YES, BIACTOL MAN, THE ONLY FACE-LIFT THAT WILL SAVE YOU IS A PNEUMATIC DRILL. ALSO, THE DAY HAL GOT BUSTED EDITMAN WENT DOWN TO THE COMPUTER SHOP AND SHARKED ALL HIS CUSTOMERS! WHAT A BASTARD, EH? THE GUY'S GORDON GECKO WITH A VIDEO RECORDER. YES, FUCKFACE, WE GOT YOUR NUMBER IN THE END, DIDN'T WE?  YEAH, WELL, NO ONE GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT MR OXY-10 NOW 'COS THE FUCKER'S ABOUT 10 YEARS BEHIND ON VIDEOS AND SOFTWARE.  ANYHOW, TIME FOR THE GREETS (BLEURGH!).  HI TO:- RAISTLIN, FOF, THE LAW, EGB, THE MIGHTY CLOG, HIGHLANDER, MAL THE MAD BIKER, IAN OF STCS, AXEL OF XXX INTERNATIONAL, THE PRESIDENT, THE BALD EAGLE, S.A.S.H, LITTLE LULU, SPIDERMAN, MR AND MRS WEEBLES. A TOTALLY-LAME-I-CAN'T-DO-RAW-DATA-FILE-PACKS-IN-HALF-MEG GREET GOES TO POMPEY PIRATES. HAR, HAR, HAR!  YOU LISTENING LAMIEN?  HE, HE, HE! I DON'T THINK I SHOULD SLAG THE EDITMAN ANYMORE BUT TOUGH FOR HIM 'COS HE DESERVES IT.  THE LITTLE TURD LOGGED ONTO THE ST AMIGOS BOARD, BATCH MARKED 20 FILES AND PRESSED THE KEY TO DOWNLOAD.  FORTUNATELY, THE FORCES OF GOOD WERE ON OUR SIDE THAT DAY AND HAL WAS WATCHING HIM DO THIS ON THE BOARD. HAL HIT ONE BUTTON AND EDITMAN WENT 'BLIP'!  HE, HE, HE!  OK, THIS SCROLLER IS SHIT SO I'M GOING TO FUCK OFF AND COUNT THE AMOUNT OF VIDEOS THAT EDITMAN HAS HAD IN THE PAST 6 MONTHS (SHOULD BE LESS THAN 2). WHOA!!!!!! I NEARLY FORGOT THE ADVERTISTMENTS! LOOK OUT FOR THE CRACKERS HANDBOOK AT THE CES SHOW. IT'LL BE UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME SO YOU CAN CRACK AS GOOD AS THE MR MEN (AHEM!).  OH NO! I FEEL THE URGE TO SLAG DEREK TO FUCK!!! AS I TYPE THIS ON SATURDAY 1ST SEPTEMBER 1990, I HERE THAT DEREK IS SPREADING SOME RUMOURS THAT I WROTE THE HACKERS HANDBOOK.  WELL LISTEN HERE FUCK-HEAD, THERE'S ABOUT ABOUT AS MUCH TRUTH IN THAT AS THERE IS IN YOU HAVING SHADOW OF THE BEAST AND WHADDAYA MEAN 'NOT GIVING IT OUT BUT ONLY SELLING IT TO CUSTOMERS' YOU AIN'T HALF FULL OF SHIT DEREK, THE GAME AIN'T EVEN CRACKED YET DIPSTICK!  AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR YOUR OWN RUMOURS!!! WELL, LISTEN ARSEHOLE, THE ONLY PEOPLE TO BELIEVE THAT BOLLOCKS ARE THOSE PRATS IN MANTRONIX.  YES, THOSE WHO CRACKED FUTURE WARS (I'M SURE!) AND THOSE EGO-TRIPPING-DESKTOP-DRAGGERS WHO RECKON THEY'VE DONE A WICKED GAME CRACKER.  YES, IT'S CALLED FASTCOPY AND ADDS SUCH FEATURES TO THE GAME AS 3 BOMBS. AS YOU MAY REALISE, DEREK IS A BIT A PRATT, IN FACT, SO MUCH OF A PRATT THAT HE WOKE DES'S WIFE (OF POMPEY) UP TWICE IN ONE NIGHT.  HE IS WINGING THAT HE WAS DRUNK WHEN HE PHONED UP AND CAN HARDLY REMEMBER SUCH A THING AS A 9.00 P.M. CURFEW.  WELL FUCKFACE, I'M PISSED NOW AND I CAN'T REMEMBER TYPING STUFF LIKE 'FUCK OFF DEREK YOU WANKER' OR 'HAVE YOU TRIED FLOGGING YOUR MOTHER 'COS YOU'VE MANAGED TO FLOG EVERYTHING ELSE'?  YUP, I'M STONED BUT I RECKON I'LL JUST MAIL OUT 100'S OF COPIES OF THIS WHILE PISSED. ENOUGH SHIT, READ POMPEY 47 FOR SOME JUICY GOSSIP ON DEREK OR EVEN THE  HACKERS HANDBOOK.  ADIOS!