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Thursday, August 22, 2019

Atari ST Compacted Disk (CD) Scrollers [301] Less than Zero (Eone) CD #005



Eone brings us a very early Worf pic with CD #05.



Disk Contents -

  1. Kult
  2. Carrier Command


Carrier Command
Scroll Text Transcription -

THIS IS   COMPACT DISK 5   ` ²AND THIS THE 
POSSE LEADER ²EONE! 
²` ²AND ITS BEEN A L O N G 
NIGHT AND IM RUNNING OUT OF DRINK!!...OH NO!!...AH WELL I THINK IVE HAD ENOUGH 
DRINK CAUSE I DONT FEEL TO GOOD. ²HMMM. ²SO IF I FALL OFF MY CHAIR YOU KNOW 
WHAT THE NOISE IS OK?. ²OK FREAKS LETS FUCK ABOUT WITH THIS TEXT. ² 
 -²|3 ²OH YEH I LIKE 
DIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. ²LETS GIVE YA ALL THE INSIDE BOLLUX ON THESE ERE GAMES 
. ²READY. ²OK. ² 0²|2 
  ²NOW LETS DO IT. ² ²FIRST. ² ²CARRIER COMMAND œ 
  ²WELL IF YOU NEVER HEARD OF THIS GAME YOU SHOULD BE SHOT, GO SHAG 
A DONKEY OR SOMETHING. ²WELL ITS A SIMULATOR GAME I HATE THESE GAMES 
BUT KONICE GAVE IT TO ME AND SAID PACK IT N O W !. ²SO ITS HERE PLAY IT AND 
SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY... 
  ²^ ²KULT ²œ 
BACK DOWN HERE AGAIN. ²KULT WAS CRACKED BY THE REPLICANTS...THANX GUYS!... 
BUT IT WAS PACKED BY SOMEONE SITTIN IN MY CHAIR WHO LOOKS LIKE ME...HANG ON 
IT WAS ME. ²WELL THERE YOU GO. ²THIS IS ANOTHER ADVENTURE GAME I LIKE THIS 
..I THINK...I CANT REMEMBER...OH FUCK...WHO CARES PUT IT ON...GO ON PISS OFF 
.. @²^ 
  ²WELL NOW SOME GREETINGS. ²HI TO KONICE(READ 
CD 6 FOR A BIT OF INFO!...). ²REASON(WHERES MY FUCKIN GAMES TO??). ²MC ZERO 
(SORRY, BUT I HAD TO DISAGREE!...). ²THANX TO ALL THE GIRLS WHO CHEERED ME 
IN ENGLISH. ²NOW FUCK OFF AND PUT ON YOUR NEW KIDS ON THE BOLLUCKS L.P. ² 
ALL EXCEPT S H A R O N I LIKE HER SHES GOT BIG. ²IDEAS.
² 
HEY KONICE I BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY TITS. ²OH SHIT I JUST DID, 
WELL SHES GOT BOTH! ². ²ACE(THANX FOR THE SOFTWARE, AND ILL RETURN ALL 
YOUR STUFF..SOON ALONG WITH THE ADVENTURE GAMES I PROMISED YOU. ²A YEAR AGO 
. ²). ²HELLO TO KONICE'S GIRL IN FULL EFFECT AND DOWN WITH MY CREW! ².. 
WELL I HAVENT MET YOU YET, BUT IF YOU LIKE KONICE YOUR IN MY CREW!!!(AND YOU 
HAVE BLACK HAIR AND YOUR THE RIGHT HEIGHT. ²)SORRY KONICE...I WONT STEAL 
HER ANYWAY NO ONE WANTS ME CAUSE IM AN UGLY MUTHA FUCKA! ² 
. ²OH SHIT.
²THIS IS BUGGIN NOW AND I AM FUCKED OFF! ² 
. ²HHMMM TIME FOR LOTS.0² 
OF..²DOTS BETWEEN WORDS. ² 
YO KONICE YOU CAN RIGHT A SCROLL TEXT SOON INSTEAD OF COPYING ALL MY FUCKIN 
SOFTWARE. ²P A R T Y. ²OH SORRY I WAS ROCKIN TO THIS PARTY TRACK ON 
THE ICE T L.P. ²YO BIG HEAD AMIGA OWNERS WASH YOUR FACE IN 
MY SINK. ²WHILE I SLIT YOUR FUCKIN THROAT! ². ² 
THAT WAS DIRECTED TO CERTAIN AMIGA WANKS IN SCHOOL, IF YOU IN THE WORDS OF 
JOHN.L " IF YOU WERE ON FIRE I WOULDNT PISS ON YOU...I WOULD PISS BY YOU!" 
 I HOPE JOHN DONT MIND ME USING THAT!!!. ²AND I QUOTE ONCE AGAIN 
" A FEASTS A FEAST, BUT IVE HAD A BANQUET..." UNDERSTAND. ²WHAT YA MEAN YA 
DONT FOLLOW. ²YO REASON THERE LAUGHIN AT YOUR FABLE!. ²YO FUCKER WATCH YER 
BACK CAUSE REASON IS PACKED WITH HIS 9. ²WATCH WHERE YOUR POINTING THAT 
9 TO REASON!. ²IM SO PISSED OFF AND PISSED I CANT BE BOTHERED TO EVEN 
TELL YOU WHAT I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU BECAUSE IVE FORGOT...OH FUCK ILL PUT IT 
IN MY NEXT SCROLL TEXT I PROMISE IF I CAN REMEMBER IT AND I CAN GET RID OF MY 
HANGOVER IN THE MORNING! ².
²G R O L S H. ²OH FUCK THERES 
A "C" IN THERE SOMEWHERE. ²ONLY I MY LAST BOTTLE JUST FINISHED..I MEAN I 
JUST FINISHED IT AND I RIPPED THE LABEL OFF."² 
THIS MAY SUPRISE YOU. ²F U C K. ²`.
² 
THERE YOU ARE YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT DID YOU. ²THIS SONG ON THIS TAPE 
IS GOOD I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS. ²DUMN...DUMN. ² 
EAARGGHH. ²DURNN. ²KNOW IT?. ²CAUSE IM FUCKED IF I CAN REMEMBER!. ² 
HELLO SHARON I DONT SUPPOSE ITS EVERYDAY YOU GET MENTIONED IN SCROLL TEXSTS 
EH?. ²WELL I PROMISE TO MENTION YOU FROM NOW ON. ²SHARON. ² 
THAT REMINDS ME OF AN EXCELLENT POEM WRITTEN BY AN AUTHER NAMED "DAVID.S" FROM 
A PIECE OF BOARD NAMED "EONES GRAFFITI BOARD" AND IT GOES LIKE THIS AND I 
QUOTE ". ²MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, 
MANDY, LOVELY LEGS MANDY.".
²GREAT LITTLE POEM THERE BY A DEAR FRIEND.. 
. ²LIKE IT. ²WELL HOLD UP WHATS THAT GOT TO DO WITH SHARON. ² 
I DONT FUCKIN KNOW!..I ONLY WRIT THIS TEXT...HANG ON IVE GONE BLIND FUCK ME 
BACWARDS WHILE STANDING ON ONE LEG AND SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BACKWARDS 
IN THE COARD OF C WHILE BALANCING A CHAIR ON THE END OF YOUR DICK. ² 
ITS OK ITS MY CAP SLIPPED DOWN. ²NOW IM REALY WEARING THIN ON TEXT 
I THINK I WILL PUT IN SOMETHING I NEVER DO. ²THE DISSIN GREETS!. ²(WHAT DA 
YA MEEN THATS ALL I DO?". ²DIS RESPECT TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE TO. ² 
T.P.S(TERRY ALIAS TERRYS PINK SWEATER..)GO TALK TO A STONE...GO ON SOD OFF!! 
. ²THE BASTARD WHO CREATED THE GHOST VIRUS THAT KILLED MY OPERATION WOLF 
ORIGINAL!. ²THE PERSON WHO ANSWERED THE PHONE WHEN I DIALLED DIRECTOREY 
ENQUIRES, DUMB AS PIECE WANTED TO KNOW THE DIAMETER OF MY BOLLOCKS!. ²THE 
WOMEN ON THAT ADVERT WITH THE BEE..DONT KNOW IT..GO FUCK CAUSE I KNOW WHAT 
IM ON!. ²HERSIE, I HATE EVERY PIECE OF GROUND YOU STAND ON, GO SWALLOW A 
FOOTBALL WHILE I CUT YA UP INTO 60 BITS AND FEED YOU TO CHRISES ROTWEILLER!! 
. ²THE WHOLE POST OFFICE SERVICE, I WISH YOU WOULD POST YOURSELF A FUCKIN 
TIME BOMB. ²BUT TAKE IT FROM ME DONT SEND IT SECOND CLASS BECAUSE IT WOULD 
EXPLODE WHEN AN INNOCENT BYPASSER WALKS PAST YOUR BIG RED POST BOX, CAUSE NON 
OF YOUR FUCKIN ASS BEARD COLLECTORS ARE ON TIME! ². ²PISS OFF TO THE 
PERSON WHO WAS IN THE BROWN CAPRI THAT WAS DOIN WELL OVER 100 MILES PER HOUR 
ALONG THE ROAD BY SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU SPLASHED MY TORSIONS SON OF A 
BITCH! ². ²A BIG GO DIE TO THE KIDS WHO GO OUT AND LET OFF FIRE WORKS AT 
8:00 IN THE MORNING WHILE IM IN BED ON SATURDAY MORNINGS, GO WATCH FUCKIN 
MOTOR MOUTH OR EAT A LIVE FIREWORK, WHILE I SHOVE ONE UP YOUR 
ASS! ². ²D.J REDS ON FTP RADIO I USED TO LIKE YOU, BUT YOU TALK 
TO FUCKIN MUCH, ANBD YOU INTERUPT ALL THE DOPE RECORDS JUST WHEN I AM SAMPLING 
THE BEAT YOUR BULLSHITTEN OVER! ². ²THE PERSON FROM RUN DMC WHO PUT THE 
"DUMN" IN THERE RUNS HOUSE BEAT CAUSE M.C ZERO WAS NOT PLEASED WITH IT WHEN 
WE SAMPLED IT, OH WELL IT SOUNDED OK TO KONICE AND I SO...THIS FUCK OFF IS 
FROM M.C ZERO! ². ²ON THAT NOTE I AM SIGNING OFF NOW SO GO AND FUCK OFF 
WHILE I PUT THE VIDEO ON! ². ²PISS OFF! ². ² 
LETS RAP. ²STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON CRAZY MUTHA FUCKA NAMED ICE 
CUBE FROM THE GANG CALLED.
²NO..NO...NO...NOT THAT STYLE OF RAP WITH 
A CAPITAL FUCKIN W. ²PISS OFF!. ² #²@ 

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