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Thursday, April 23, 2020

Atari ST Compacted Disk (CD) Scrollers [457] Bad Brew Crew (BBC) CD #001




Here we have the first compacted disk release from the BBC, or Bad Brew Crew.  I am not a big fan of the font used in this BBC CD #1.

Disk Contents -
  1. Cosmic Pirate
  2. Voyager

Cosmic Pirate Voyager
Scroll Text Transcription -

WELCOME TO         BBC  ONE              THIS IS THE FIRST DISK RELEASED BY THE ACE CRACKING TEAM THE BBC] HANG AROUND aCOS THIS SCROLLERaS GONNA BE A MAMBA^ BUT FIRST WEaRE JUST GONNA GO OUT AND GET OUR PIZZA AND COKE SUPPLY] HANG AROUND^ WEaLL ONLY BE GONE A COUPLE OF MINUTES]                           AAAH[ THEYaRE NOT LOOKING^ IaM ON THE KEYBOARD^ VEGETABLE RIGHTS[ LETaS GO]   THIS IS ELTRON AT THE FLIGHT PANEL ]]] TO SCROLL OR NOT TO SCROLL^ THAT IS THE QUESTION] THE FIRST THING I^LL SAY IS aHIa TO AUTOMATION^ THE UNTOUCHABLES^ AND ALL YOU OTHER SEMIbEVOLVED SIMIANS b BANG THE ROCKS TOGETHER GUYS] HI TO THE UNION^ TEX^ BLADERUNNERS^ AND ALL OF THE GUYS AT FREESTYLE UK^ OR FUK AS THEY LIKE TO^ AND LIKE TO BE CALLED] EVEN AS WE SPEAK^ ANDY HAS CRACKED ANOTHER TWENTY PREbRELEASE GAMES] CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE STILL USE COPYLOCK] IF THOSE GUYS HAD SOME BRAINS THEYaD BE DANGEROUS] AND NOW ITaS TIME TO INTRODUCE BBC b THE BAD BREW CREW WITH NO LICENCING FEES^ AND IN A HIGHER ORBIT THAN THE AVERAGE SATELLITE] THE FIRST OF THIS MEAN TRIO OF HACKERS IS CHRISPY NOODLE] CHRISPY GETS OFF ON MIDI AND SONIX] HE PROGRAMS^ CRACKS^ AND PACKS BUT LIKES MAKING MUSIC] IF HE WINS^ HEaD LIKE TO OPEN HIS OWN BOUTIQUE] DESIGNER SOFTWARE FOR NUBILE FEMALES OF COURSE] NEXT SAY HI TO ANDY THE ARFLING b THE ULTIMATE GAS BAG] METHANE A SPECIALITY] HE CRACKS^ PACKS^ PROGRAMS^ AND FARTS] HE FARTS RATHER A LOT] BUT HE CRACKS RATHER A LOT SO WE CAN LET HIM OFF] IF YOUaRE NOT CAREFUL WEaLL LET HIM OFF NEAR YOU] ANDY WRITES HIS OWN COPIERS AND COMPACTORS AND HAS BEEN KNOWN TO USE RAID] PHIL IS THE PILOT] THE MAIN MAN^ TOP DOG^ HEAD HONCHO^ BIG WIG^ BOSS CAT^ COOL DUDE _I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA`] PHIL CRACKS^ HACKS^ AND PACKS] HE IS ALSO THE GROUP PHILOSIPHER b A SUPPLIER OF COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BAD BREWS AND GAS] HE HAS AN IONISER STRAPPED TO HIS ASS] CHRISPY NOODLE HAS JUST COMPACTED ALL THE MUSIC FROM FOFT INTO A TWO K FILE] PHIL ALSO WRITES POETRY] HEaS VERY SENSITIVE^ ESPECIALLY TO DAYLIGHT] NEXT MEET THE HANGERS ON ]]] PAUL IS ALSO A SUPPLIER b OF COKE^ MARS BARS^ AND LEMONADE] THE BAD BREW CREW ARE ON THE HARD STUFF BABE[ PAUL IS THE TESTER] THE BBC IS THE TEAM THAT INSISTS ON QUALITY CONTROL b AUTOMATION TAKE NOTE[ THE BBC USE A VARIETY OF KIT] AT LEAST FOUR STaS OF VARIOUS ISSUE AND TYPE^ A COUPLE OF AMIGAS^ A PORSCHE TURBO^ AND A FEATHER DUSTER] PHIL IS QUIETLY ENIGMATIC^ AND CHRISPY HAS JUST HAD AN ORGASM OVER HIS MUSIC SYNTH] INSERT COPYLOCKED DISK NOW] THIS IS ELTRON SCROLLING AROUND YOUR SCREEN AROUND THE CLOCK AT A CINEMA NEAR YOU FROM SUNDAY] CHECK PRESS FOR DETAILS] ANDY HAS JUST FARTED] PHIL HAS JUST FARTED] THE AIR CONDITIONING HAS JUST PACKED UP b GIVEN UP COMPLETELY] NO ST b NO COMMENT] PAUL ISNaT REALLY PART OF THE BBC^ HEaS MORE OF A DEGENERATE FREELOADER^ A GROUPIE^ A SORT OF SUGAR DADDY WITH FOOD AND DRINK] CHRISPY RIPS OFF SOFTWARE^ BUT HIS FOLKS RIP OFF TOILET DOORS] DO YOU REMEMBER THE MEMOREX ADVERT WITH THE GLASS CRACKING] ANDY CAN DO THAT WITH HIS ASS] CHRISPY IS THE FIRST HACKER TO HAVE A MIDI PORT UP HIS ASS] I LIKE PLAYING ELITE^ GUNSHIP^ LED STORM^ AND THINGS LIKE THAT] TIME FOR THE BBC CULTURE SPOT] FIZZY DRINKS MAKE YOU FART A LOT] THAT WASNaT THE CULTURE SPOT b IT WAS JUST A TIMELY OBSERVATION] THE AIR IS GETTING GREENER] aFAR BACK IN THE MISTS OF ANCIENT TIME^ IN THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS DAYS OF THE FORMER GALACTIC EMPIRE^ LIFE WAS WILD^ RICH^ AND ON THE WHOLE TAX FREE] MIGHTY STARSHIPS PLIED THEIR WAY BETWEEN EXOTIC SUNS SEEKING ADVENTURE AND REWARD AMONGST THE FURTHEST REACHES OF GALACTIC SPACE] IN THOSE DAYS SPIRITS WERE BRAVE^ THE STAKES WERE HIGH^ MEN WERE REAL MEN^ WOMEN WERE REAL WOMEN^ AND SMALL FURRY CREATURES FROM ALPHA CENTAURI WERE REAL SMALL FURRY CREATURES FROM ALPHA CENTAURI] ALL DARED TO BRAVE UNKNOWN TERRORS^ TO DO MIGHTY DEEDS^ TO BOLDY SPLIT INFINITIVES THAT NO MAN HAD SPLIT BEFORE AND THUS WAS THE EMPIRE FORGED]  ]]]]]  FROM FIFE GREAT KING WHERE THE NORWAYEN BANNERS FLOUT THE SKY AND FAN OUR PEOPLE COLD TIL THAT BELADONERaS BRIDEGROOM CONFRONTED THEN WITH SELF COMPARISONS^ SWORD aGAINST SWORD^ REBELIOUS ARM aGAINST ARM] AND TO CONCLUDE b VICTORY FELL UPON US]a   JUST IN CASE YOU DIDNaT GET THAT ONE^ IT WAS A SPEECH BY THANE TO THE KING IN MACBETH BY SHAKESPEARE] THIS IS A HIGH CLASS SCROLLER NOT AN ABUSIVE FUCKING SHIT BONK HER SILLY SEXIST STAMP ON HIS BALLS VIOLENT OFFENSIVE SCROLLER] CHRISPY WANTS TO MAKE IT WITH A GIRL AND PLAY MUSIC AT THE SAME TIME] HE CALLS IT THE ULTIMATE INTERRUPT DRIVE] BUT WHICH WOULD MAKE HIM COME b THE MIDI OR THE SEX] MAYBE WEaLL NEVER KNOW] ONLY TIME WILL TELL] QUITE EXTRAORDINARY] PHIL THE PILOT HAS JUST CRACKED RAFFLES] MMM b THATaS LAME PHIL] GOLDEN PATH HAS GOT A VIRUS IN IT b THATaS REALLY UNLAME AUTOMATION] HOW CAN A DESKTOP BE WICKED] ANDY CAN HACK IT] TOS ERROR THIRTY FIVE AND IaM COMING ALIVE] IaVE HAD IT] I NEED MY BED^ I NEED MY WOMEN b SO UNTIL BBC TWO^ IaLL BID YOU ADIEU] REMEMBER BBC TWO BROUGHT YOU M]A]S]H] AND OPEN UNIVERSITY AS WELL AS NOT THE NINE OaCLOCK NEWS AND THE HITCHbHIKERS GUIDE TO MACBETH]  BYE FROM ELTRON]             GET AWAY FROM OUR KEYBOARD YOU DEGENERATE [\]_]^a`[^ NO b BACK^ AH^ UH^ RETURNING TO ]]]] MANUAL CONTROL ]]]]]]] STATUS ]]]]]]] CRASH LANDED ON TARG ]]] UH^ YEAH] THANX TO ELTRON _R]I]P]`   NOW THAT HEaS GONE^ WE CAN GET ON WITH SOME SERIOUS SCROLLING] SO^ TO START THE BALL ROLLING^ HEREaS CHRISPY ]]]             HI THERE FOLKS^ CHRISPY HERE] HOW GENEROUS OF MY COLLEAGUES TO GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT OF SPACE IN MY OWN SCROLLER[ OH WELL^ I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE MOST OF IT[ FIRST OFF^ HERE IS A PUBLIC DISCLAIMER ]]] EVERYTHING ELTRON JUST WROTE ABOUT ME IS ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS b I WAS YOUNG AND I NEEDED THE MONEY b AND THE TOILET DOOR\ WELL THAT CAME OFF DURING MY INITIATION CEREMONY INTO THE BBC _I PASSED WITH FLYING COLOURS`^ AND WHILE WEaRE ON THE SUBJECT^ LETaS JUST SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT b THERE ARE bTHREEb MEMBERS OF THE BBC^ NAMELY CHRISPY NOODLE _THE ONE AND ONLY`^ ANDY THE ARFLING^ AND THE PILOT ]]] ALL OTHERS ARE H A N G E R S b O N   b LAMERS EVERY LAST ONE OF aEM] WELL^ NOW THAT IaVE GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST^ I CAN START THE SCROLL PROPER ]]]]] WE AT THE BBC HQ HAVE DECIDED TO BREAK A RECORD WITH THIS SCROLLER _DONaT WORRY^ ITaS NOT GOING TO BE OF WORLD RECORD LENGTH b YAWN^ YAWN`^ BUT THIS IS THE SCROLLER WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SPOLLING MISTIKES[ YEP^ NOT A SINGLE TYPO WILL GET PAST OUR RIGOROUS PROOFbREADING PANEL] NOW WE GET TO A TRICKY POINT IN THIS MESSAGE] YOU SEE^ THE PROBLEM WITH HAVING A SCROLLER WRITTEN BY MORE THAN ONE PERSON^ IS THAT EACH CONTRIBUTOR HAS TO INCLUDE HIS OWN GREETS[ SO HERE GOES ]]]] HI TO THE UNION _GREAT DEMO BOYZ^ SHAME ABOUT THE TNTbCREW THOUGH[`^ THE BLADERUNNERS _ESPECIALLY HARRY`^ AUTOMATION _WAS _NOT WAS`^ CONTACT US NOW`^ THE UNTOUCHABLES _WITH A SUPERbSPECIAL FLUFFY GREET TO DAN`^ FREESTYLE UK _THATaS ALL FIVE MILLION OF YOU`^ MAZ^ AND THUNDERBIRD PUPPET]   ]]]]]  THERE^ IT WASNaT THAT PAINFULL WAS IT\  OH^ I SHOULD PERHAPS TELL YOU^ IaM TYPING THIS SCROLL ON AN ST WHICH IS TOTALLY KNACKERED b THE POWER BOARD IS FUCKED^ WHICH MEANS THE POWER LEAD ONLY CONNECTS WHEN IT FEELS LIKE IT] AT THE MOMENT^ IaVE GOT A PENKNIFE RAMMED UNDERNEATH THE POWER CABLE TO FORCE IT UPWARDS^ WHICH MAKES THE CONNECTION] SO I HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL NOT TO HIT THE DESK OR IaLL LOSE ALL POWE ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]                   WELL WE SEEM TO HAVE LOST CONTACT WITH CHRISPY^ SO WEaLL MOVE QUICKLY ON TO THE PILOT  ]]]]]             HI^ THIS IS THE PILOT^ A FOUNDER MEMBER OF THE BBC] THIS MENU AND SCROLLER WAS WRITTEN BY CHRISPY TO ADD A LITTLE FLAIR TO OUR DISKS _SPELT WITH A aKa TO SHUT ANDY UP` ]]]] ANYHOW^ HAVING SEEN AUTOMATION COMPACT DISKS^ WE DECIDED TO PACK EVERYTHING THEY DIDNaT^TO EVENTUALLY HAVE EVERYTHING COMPACTED WHERE POSSIBLE] AT THE MOMENT WE ARE NOT IN COOPERATION WITH AUTOMATION^ BUT WILL BE CONTACTING THEM WITH A VIEW TO COMBINING OUR EFFORTS TO BRING YOU FAST CRACKS^ PACKED AND HACKED ]]]]] WHY DID THERTEX BRING OUT HUMAN KILLING MACHINE\ ]]]]]]]]]] TO MAKE STREET FIGHTER LOOK GOOD ]]]]] MORE SLAGGING OFF LATER] AS I HAVENaT READ THE OTHER COMPONENTS OF THIS SCROLLER _EXCEPT THE LIES ABOUT THE IONISER`^ I WILL DESCRIBE THE BBC AND ALL THE HANGERS ON^ AND ALL OUR FRIENDS^ ST^ AMIGA^ AND OTHERWISE] FIRSTLY THE BBC ARE ME _THE PILOT`^ A BIT LAME OF LATE AS IaVE ONLY CRACKED AND PACKED STUFF AND NOT DONE ANY HACKING^ CODING^ OR GRAFIX^ THIS IS A BAD THING BUT I WILL STRIKE BACK AFTER THE aAa LEVELS] ANDY THE ARFLING IS OUR MOST ADEPT MEMBER^ CURRENTLY WORKING ON THE LATEST COPYLOCK^ WHEN NOT PLAYING OUR CRACKED COSMIC PIRATE] CHRISPY NOODLE^ THE BOD TYPING ALL THIS SCROLL TEXT IN] HIS CLAIM TO FAME IS MUSIC^ HAVING WRITTEN HIS OWN SYNTH] HE HAS CRACKED THINGS BUT THIS IS NOT HIS FORTE] HMMM^ IaM FEELING VERY ELOQUENT^ LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY]     THE HANGERS ON        THE BEGINNER _A HARDWARE GUY WHO SURPRISES EVEN HIMSELF`^ THE LEARNER _A GOOD CONTACT FROM CBM AND BBC TIMES`^ MIPS _A BASIC PROGRAMMER^ NO^ NO^ HE IS A VERY GOOD BASIC PROGRAMMER`^ PAC _A CODER TO BE^ ALREADY PRINTING HIS NAME ON THE SCREEN IN ASSEMBLER`^ DAN _TURNS UP ON MY DOORSTEP WITH A WAD OF BLANK DISKS AND A FORLORN LOOK ON HIS FACE`^ MEGAbMIKE _WAS GOING IN A SEPERATE SECTION LABELLED LAMERS^ BUT HE HASNaT BEEN TOTALLY ABUSIVE TO ME LATELY] HE HAS PACKED UP HIS ST TILL AFTER THE EXAMS AND^ WHAT MIKE\^ HOW DO YOU TURN OFF THE KEYBOARD\ TELL YOU AFTER THE EXAMS^ OK\ HA]`^ PHANTOM _JUST RIPS OFF SOFTWARE AND ASKS ME HOW TO CRACK STUFF`^ ELTRON _NUTTY MAD MAN^ WITH AN AFFILIATION FOR ANY UNMANNED KEYBOARD` ]]]]] DONaT I GET A LOT DONE IN MATHS LESSONS^ STILL ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTES LEFT AND THE TEACHER HASNaT NOTICED ]]]]] THERE ARE A FEW OTHER HANGERS ON BUT THEY WILL BE WOPPED UNDER LAMERS]        FRIENDS    WELL^ ON THE ST WE ARE IN CONTACT WITH ONLY A COUPLE OF PEOPLE^ THE UNTOUCHABLES AND LINK] ON THE AMIGA WE ARE KNOWN AS FREESTYLE UK _F]U]K]`^ AND SAY HI TO ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS^ ESPECIALLY FROSTBYTE^ PARALLAX^ HAWKEYE^ AXXMAN^ AND THE BINARY YUPPIE _WHO HAS NOT LEFT FREESTYLE^ BUT IS ON LEAVE TO WRITE HIS GAME`] THERE ARE MANY OTHERS BUT THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE] OUR OTHER FRIENDS ARE INNUMERABLE BUT A LIST OF THOSE CARED FOR THE MOST FOLLOWS^ AFTER PAGES FROM CEEFAX^ THUNDERBIRD PUPPET AND MAZ^ DAWN^ TFF AND NATHALIE^ PEACHY^ MARTINI MAN^ MATRIX^ PRIME^ PSIMAN _SEMI HANGERbON`^ TEL^ TELIK^ STEVE W^ WAYNE AND CHARLEEWOIS^ DEL AND THE _BIG` MAC CREW] I WON^T DO ANY GREETS AS IaM SURE THEYaVE ALREADY BEEN DONE]     LAMERS     SMYTH _RIPS OFF MY STUFF AND GIVES ME OLD TEX CRACKS`^ R]W] MASTER CRACKER _CHANGES NEO PICaS AND ALTERS TEXT IN GAMES] THIS PISSES ME OFF`    WELL THATaS ENOUGH FROM ME^ IaLL SEE YOU ALL IN A FUTURE SCROLLER^ BYE ]]]             WELL THATaS TWO OF THE THREE MEMBERS ACOUNTED FOR^ BUT IF WE CAN JUST DRAG THE ARFLING AWAY FROM HIS KEYBOARD AND OVER TO MINE WEaLL GET HIM TO SAY A FEW WORDS] SAY HELLO TO THE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ANDY ]]]             HI             YES^ ANDY IS A MAN OF VERY FEW WORDS^ BUT DONaT WORRY^ WEaLL GET HIM TO EXTEND HIS VOCABULARY BY BBC TWO^ I PROMISE]     WELL^ THE END IS NEAR^ ITaS TIME TO FACE THE FINAL CURTAIN^ SO ALL THAT REMAINS TO BE DONE IS TO GIVE YOU OUR CONTACT ADDRESS WHICH IS  ]]]]]  OH^ SORRY THERE DOESNaT APPEAR TO BE ENOUGH MEMORY LEFT TO FIT IT IN] NEVER MIND^ MAYBE WEaLL GET AROUND TO IT IN BBC TWO]       SO^ UNTIL THEN             CHEEEEERIO  

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