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Tuesday, October 1, 2019

Atari ST Compacted Disk (CD) Scrollers [330] Less than Zero (Eone) CD #006




Eone brings us their CD #06, with the star who bailed from STTNG as their menu pic.......


Disk Contents -
  1. Bomb Jack
  2. Super Scramble Simulator
  3. Star Trek - The Next Generation

Bomb Jack Super Scramble Simulator
Scroll Text Transcription -

HI DE HI CAMPERS.# 
AND WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE THEN? . LOOKS A LOT LIKE COMPACT DISK 6!  
WELL IT IS TO MY SUPRISE ! ..ON TEXT CONTROLS IS EONE AND SITTING 
BY ME IS MY HOMEE KONICE! ...AND WHEN I GET FED UP WITH WRITING SHIT HES 
TAKIN OVER! . LIKE NOW!.  A BIG HI TO MY GIRL FRIEND 
KARLA HOLMES .
 MY REAL NAME IS NEIL SMITH . MMM EXCUSE ME 
KONICE I THINK YOUR INCORRECT IN THAT CONCLUSION YOUR REAL NAME IS.
 
I BETTER NOT SAY CAUSE MR.FAST WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR 
GAMES AND YOUR KNACKERED MOUSE!
. ON THIS DISK YOU WILL FIND.. 
  BOMBJACK ! œ 
CRACKED BY THE GUY SAT BY ME!. KONICE!. PACKED BY GOOD OLD ME(EONE).  
ENJOY THIS GAME!. A MUST FOR ALL ST NUTCASES!...LIKE US! . OH YEH 
FUCK OFF T.P.S! .  +^ 
  SUPER SCRAMBLE SIM. œ 
AND WHATS WRONG WITH THIS KONICE! ?. IF YOU WANT GOOD GAMES CONTACT 
OUR FAVOURITE HACKER...ALIEN!...MR.NICE HACKER!!!...OH YEH THIS WAS CRACKED 
BY THE REPLICANTS AND PACKED A WEE BIT BY ME!!(EONE). AGAIN! .  
 D^ 
AND ITS THE PART THAT ALL TEXT READERS LOVE. YEP THE GREETINGS!  
IN TRUE SCROLL TEXT FASHION! . AND FIRST GREETINGS ARE UP TO KONICE!!! 
MR.DISCOVERY PACK!!!. O.K. EONE'S GOT A 1040 ST HE THINKS HE IS THE 
LUSHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!  WERE AS I'VE GOT A 520 ST WITH A HYPER 
WEIRD TOS VERSION!  FUCK I HATE IT! . OK OK WHATS THIS ABOUT ME 
THEN BEING MR 1040 ST MAN? . HES JUST JEALOUS CAUSE MY DISKS WORK 
ON MY COMPUTER. GO UPGRADE YOUR MEMORY! . AND BUY A DISK DRIVE AND 
BLITZ COPIER AND A HARD DRIVE AND GET MY PRINTER FIXED FOR ME. SORRY I GOT 
VERY CARRIED AWAY THEN, WELL AS I SAID EARLIER LETS GREET SOME PEOPLE!. AS 
WE GOT A LITTLE SIDE TRACKED BY OUR ST! ..KONICE GREETS.  
HI TO EONE  GARY.W  KARLA.H  SETA  ROMA REASON  NEIL.S  AND HELLO TO A KID WHO 
IS GETTING AN 520 ST WHO IS MEGA RICH AND I WILL PURSUADE HIM TO PURCHASE LOTS 
OF GAMES  BY THE WAY YOU ARE THE LAMEST KID I KNOW IN THE UNIVERS!
 
. WELL AFTER A FEW SPOLLEINGE MISTAKES I WILL TAKE OVER ON THE GREETS! 
AND GREETS INDEED TO. SHARON. ` 
I KNOW I ALWAYS TALK ABOUT 
YOU BUT YOUR A NICE GIRL! . REASON THANX FOR THE SOFTWARE!. MEL REASONS 
GIRL IN EFFECT!. ROMA KEEP UP THE TAGGIN AND STOP WEARING THOSE CONVERSE!!! 
. KONICE I ALMOST FORGOT YOU THEN!, I ENJOYED OUR LITTLE WRITING SESSION 
ALTHOUGH WE AINT FINISHED YET!. JON I WANT F29 BACK AND IF THERES A VIRUS 
ON IT I WILL COME AROUND YOUR HOUSE WITH A LARGE VIRUS WITH 10 LEGS! .  
SETA..CREEP..WHAT EVER YOUR DAMN NAME IS!, THANX FOR KICK OFF II PITY THAT 
THE BLITZ LEADS WERE SHAGGED. CHRIS SORRY I COULDNT BUY YOUR DRIVE BUT I 
HAVE TO SPEND IT ON SOMETHING ELSE!. KARLA NEVER MET YOU BUT HI ANYWAY!... 
TONY ONE OF THE LADS!. SEWER SOFT MR CONTACT WHERES MY NEW SOFT?. MAX 
HEADROOM, SEE YA SOON!. M.C ZERO OYEEAAH! WRITE SOME RHYMES THAT WORK! AND 
DONT SOUND LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD IN PAIN!!!. I THINK THE GREETS ARE AT THE 
END DONT YOU KONICE?. I SURE DO EONE . WHAT NOW?
.  
WELL I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THE LESSER SPOTTED AL-BEANO. WELL PERHAPS 
NOT HOW ABOUT OUR SCIENCE LESSON? . YEH FOR ALL OF YOU OUT THERE OUR 
. STOP LAUGHING YOUR PUTTING ME OFF  SO WHAT IF I CANT SPELL I DID GET AN 
E IN ENGLISH  YOU SHOULD KNOW I SAT NEXT TO YOU IN THAT LESSON  ANY WAY BACK 
TO THE POINT OUR SCIENCE TEACHER IS A MIX BETWEEN MATHEW CORRBETT AND M.C. 
TUNES   AND WHAT A TOSSER HE IS TO! ..WELL FAR BE IT FOR ME TO DIS A GUY 
BUT HE IS A BIT OF A STRANGE ONE. WELL A WANKER REALY!. OUR TEST WAS 
VERY, WELL SHIT! , I MANAGED TO COLLECT ONLY CARBON AND C02 AND I WAS 
FUCKED IF I COULD GET H20!. THEN AGAIN I DID NOT TRY CAUSE I HATE SCIENCE 
AND OLD MATHEW...I MEAN MR ADAMSON(PERHAPS A DECENDANT FROM THE ADAMS FAMILY?) 
OH SORRY YOUR PROBABLY TO YOUNG TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!...WELL SO AM I IM ONLY 16 
BUT I STILL HATE OUR TEACHER, SO GO AND FUCK YOURSELF IN YOUR VW BEETLE!  
AND STOP TRYING TO CHEER US UP!...OH YEH GEORGINA HASTES YOU STUPID ASS FACE 
TO! . FUCK OFF AND DIE TO MR.BAXTER, WHO DOES HE THINK HES 
IS TELLING US THAT WE ARE BANNED FROM THE COMMON ROOM ?...ITS NOT THAT I AM 
UPSET CAUSE NO ONE LIKES THE THE ROOM FOR ALL WE CARE YOU COULD BOARD UP THE 
ROOM AND SET FIRE TO IT!!! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK! ...AND THE SNOOKER TABLE IS 
KNACKERED UP WELL ARD!!. LET US HAVE THE MONEY AND WE WILL BUY A SET OF 
TECHNICS!! FOR OUR POSSE PRODUCTION! . I DONT REALY LIKE MRS.CURRY GO 
AND READ A BOOK! IF YOU CAN. LEE WATTS, I DONT LIKE YOU AT ALL, NOT 
FOR THE FACT I DONT LIKE YOU ITS CAUSE SHARON LIKES YOU, BUT YOU DONT LIKE HER 
SO GO DIE! . ACE. STOP PHONING ME AND GET A JOB AND 
A NEW ST YA OLD CUNT! . IM ENJOYING ALL THIS PISS TAKING, WELL THEY 
MOST PROBABLY HATE ME BUT I HATE THEM MORE! .  
4 MINUTES TO GO AND WE HAVE BEEN WRITING FOR AN HOUR! WELL WE SHOULD BE 
IN SCHOOL WRITING UP OUR ENGLISH AND MATHS AND SCIENCE BUT IM IN SUCH A MR 
HAPPY MOOD THAT I WOULD BE DEPRESSED IF I STAYED THERE! . SO GO FUCK OFF! 
ALL AT THE SIX FORM EXCEPT FOR MY IMMEDIATE POSSE WHO ARE:..KONICE..SHARON.. 
MC ZERO..TOM..MEL!..THANX FOR REMINDING KONICE, ITS TIME TO HATE SOME AMIGA 
PEEPS!. HERE GOES!. FUCK OFF TO ALL THESE BIG HEAD AMIGA OWNERS!!.  
T.P.S...STU...MATT!...BUT HI TO ALL OK AMIGA OWNERS LIKE SECTOR 9!.  
WELL THIS IS EONE SAYING P E A C E TO SHARON. AND LETS WRAP CAUSE 
I GOTTA FEED MY FISH ! 1...BYSE !...I MEAN BYE!!!.

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