Lucky 13, X-Static CD #13, possibly the last disk released by this group. Unfortunately, at the time of posting this, 4 other disks are missing. Might you have more from this group, or disks 2, 3, 11, or 12?
Disk Contents -
- Wizball
- Wizkid
- Cybernetix
- Mega Depack 1.991
- Boot Crazy 1.0
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| Wizball | Wizkid |
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| Cybernetix | Mega Depack 1.991 |
X-STATIC PRESENTS MENU 13 (UNLUCKY FOR SOME) PRESS 1... FOR WIZBALL PACKED BY ME (DEADLOCK) PRESS 2... FOR WIZKID CRACKED ETC. ETC. BY ORION OF THE REPLICANTS, SUPPLIED BY SONIC OF 'OUT OF ORDER' PRESS 3... FOR CYBERNETIX PACKED BY SIGNET, SUPPLIED BY DEADLOCK. PRESS 4... FOR MEGA DEPACK V1.991 WHICH IS 'PROBABLY THE BEST DEPACKER IN THE WORLD' PRESS 5... FOR BOOT-CRAZY V1.0 BY OUR GOOD FRIEND 'POTSAN' THANKS FOR THE GREET MATE!. DEADLOCK HERE INCASE YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED... I'M A BIT DEPRESSED AT THE MOMENT AS I'VE JUST READ THAT THE FIRST BATCH OF 'FALCONS' AREN'T GOING TO HAVE MULTI TASKING TOS ? SO I'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MARCH! TO GET THE FINISHED VERSION..... LOOKS LIKE I'LL GET A 'SUPER NES' TO PASS THE TIME...... THE ST SCENE IS A BIT CRAP AT THE MOMENT AS ALL THE SOFTWARE COMPANIES ARE WAITING UNTIL CHRISTMAS BEFORE THEY RELEASE THEIR GAMES, SO I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF X-STATIC DON'T RELEASE A MENU FOR A WHILE AS WE DON'T WANT TO RESORT TO PUTTING A LOAD OF OLD SHITE ON OUR MENUS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF DOING A MENU!.... SIGNET IS NOW JUST PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCHES TO THE PICTURE SO WE SHOULD GET THIS MENU OUT TONIGHT (13 9 92) WIZKID IS SOMETIMES A BIT DODGY AROUND THE FINAL LEVELS BUT IT SHOULD WORK OKAY! ANYWAY! IF IT DOES KNACK UP IT'S NOT OUR FAULT WE DIDN'T CRACK IT. NOW OVER TO SIGNET FOR A LONG SCROLLER!!!! HI...SIGNET HERE...BE PREPARED...I'M VERY BORED SO THIS IS GOING TO BE A BIG ONE (OOOOER) SO LET'S START OFF WITH.....HELLO AND WELCOME TO MENU 13 ARRGGHHH MENU 13 UNLUCKY FOR SOME....HOPE IT'S NOT UNLUCKY FOR US .... RIGHT I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE GAMES ON THIS MENU AS I DO............YEAH I THOUGHT IT WAS A SHIT START AS WELL YEAH I'M THE FUNNY ONE AROUND HERE....I GET THE LAUGHS...WELL I DO WHEN I GO OUT, THAT'S...WHEN EVER I GET THE CHANCE TO....I CAN SEE THEM WHEN I'M OUT IN THE PUBS...ALL LAUGHING WITH ME.....SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME.!!...BUT THEIR JUST JEALOUS.....I MEAN.....DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY ELSE WHO CAN MAKE A PUB FULL OF PEOPLE BURST AT THERE SEEMS WHEN THEY WALK IN...NO I DIDN'T THINK SO. IT'S IN MY BLOOD YOU SEE........SOME PEOPLE HAVE IT AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T... THEN AGAIN IT COULD BE THE PLATFORM SHOES...THE BELL BOTTOM TROUSERS...THE GOLD MEDALION...THE OLD SPICE AFTERSHAVE...THE AFRO HAIRCUT...THE SPOTS AROUND MY ERR ERR ENOUGH OF THAT....THAN AGAIN IT COULD BE BECAUSE I'M JUST UNLUCKY......WHICH BRINGS ME TO THIS MENU....NOT A BAD MENU....RELEASE DATE 13TH OF OCTOBER YOU CAN'T GET MUCH UNLUCKY THAN RELEASING YOUR MENU ON THE THIRTEENTH DAY OF OCTOBER....THE MONTH OF GHOULS AND GHOSTS....ARGH!! NUFF SAID!! CHECK OUT 'BOOT-CRAZY' ON THIS MENU BY POTSAN IT'S BRILLIANT... NICE TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE...PITY ABOUT THE ROAD WORKS NEAR THE PHONE BOX...(JOKE)....HEY, NOT BAD PHONING FROM SCOTLAND TO ENGLAND FOR ONLY 20P YOU MUST TELL ME HOW TO DO IT POTSAN.!!.. WELL AS YOU MIGHT ALREADY KNOW WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER IN THE GROUP 'DIO' YES...HE IS A CODER....LOOK OUT FOR HIS CODE.. WE MAY USE IT ON THE NEXT MENU.......SUBJECT CHANGE....AFTER READING AMAZINE 2 (BY THE AMAZING 'MAD VISION') I NOTICED AN ARTICLE BY THE GROUP CONSPIRACY....IT WAS ABOUT 'GRAVATICS' WELL I KNOW THE GROUP PERSONALY...AND THINK THAT CONSPIRACY MUST BE WORRIED OVER ANOTHER GROUP BASED IN IRELAND.....THEY MUST FEEL THREATENED BY THEM TO PUBLISH THAT ARTICLE....I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THERE MENUS SO I CAN'T REALLY RATE THEM GOOD OR BAD SO I'LL LEAVE THE SUBJECT OPEN AT THAT STAGE BEFORE I START GETTING SLAGGED OFF (BY THE WAY IT'S STILL SIGNET HERE) IF YOU DO WANT TO SLAG ME..!!.....WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PICTURE....IT TOOK ME AGES TO PUT TOGETHER....FIGHTERS ARE FROM 'HKM' AND 'STREET FIGHTER'...TALKING ABOUT STREET FIGHTER HAVE YOU SEEN THE SEQUEL IN THE ARCADES....DEADLOCK THINKS HE IS BETTER THAN ME...HA HA...!! OH JUST LIKE TO SEND A LITTLE MESSAGE TO STEVE IN EXETER...SORRY FOR NOT USING LEMMINGATOR ON THIS MENU...WE WILL USE IT ON THE NEXT ONE......ANYWAY LET'S TELL A LITTLE STORY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME NOT SO LONG AGO......A COUPLE OF MONTHS BACK...WIBBLEY FADE-OUT WIBBLEY FADE-OUT....THE PHONE RANG I RAN DOWN STAIRS AND PICKED IT UP....HELLO...HELLO YES IT'S BLAH BLAH MARKETING COMPANY....HOW OLD ARE YOU WELL I'M EIGHTEEN.....GREAT, COULD YOU WATCH CORONATION STREET ON THURSDAY AND WE WILL PHONE YOU BACK AND ASK A FEW QUESTIONS ON THE SUBJECT.....WELL..ERRR..OK !!....ANYWAY THURSDAY CAME ROLLING ALONG...I'M SAT THERE WITH MY PEN AND PAPER, TAKING NOTES DOWN ON THINGS LIKE WHAT PERCY WAS DRINKING AND DID JACK HAVE A PLASTER ON HIS SPECS OR WHAT.!!...ANYWAY THE ADVERTS CAME UP....I LEFT THE ROOM...HAD A DRINK...CAME BACK AND WATCHED PART TWO OF THE PROGRAMME.....WELL THE NEXT DAY (FRIDAY) I GET A PHONE CALL FROM THIS WOMAN AGAIN...HELLO DID YOU GET TO SEE THURSDAY'S EDITION OF CORONATION STREET....WITH MY NOTE BOOK NEXT TO ME...ALL THAT HARD GRAPH I DID ON THE PROGRAMME...I EAGERLY REPLIED 'YES'...GOOD SHE REPLIED, THEN I WOULD JUST LIKE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTION ON THE ADVERTS THAT WERE USED ON THE NIGHT.....AAAARGHHHH!!! TEN MINUTES OF TOTAL BULLSHIT ABOUT A TWIX ADVERT SUDDENLY CAME ROLLING OUT OF MY MOUTH......ALL THAT HARD WORK AND DETAILS ABOUT CORONATION STREET, FOR BUGGER ALL......SO IF YOU GET A PHONE CALL FROM THESE MORONS...JUST HANG UP....BECAUSE TWIX DEFINITELY FITS INTO THAT WOMANS CAKE HOLE (OOOER!...AGAIN!!) GOD I'M BORED...I THINK I WILL GO AND WATCH SOME VIDEOS AFTER THIS SCROLLER......OH NO..JUST REMEMBERED HOMEWORK JESUS...AND IT'S COMPUTER SYSTEMS MORE QUESTIONS ON BLOODY BINARY NUMBERS AND CRAP LIKE THAT... AND THE TEACHERS A LOONY.....STRAIGHT OUT OF THE LOCAL TEACHER TRAINING COURSE, AND ON TO MY COURSE TRYING TO TEACH ME.....YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE TEACHERS ARE LIKE......YEAH BENT !!!!!...... HI TO EVERYBODY IN THE TBA....CAN WE JOIN ??.....POTSAN OF THE LEMMINGS MENTIONED IT....HE SAID USE THE TBA BOOT SECTOR...EDIT IT AND SOMEBODY WILL BE IN TOUCH....WELL I HAVN'T DONE THAT....SO I THOUGHT I WOULD JUST TYPE IT ON A SCROLLER...AND YOU HAVE JUST READ IT SO IS THERE ANY OFFERS...PLEASE GET IN TOUCH......ONE OF DEADLOCKS CONTACTS DAVE IN CORNWALL SAID THAT WE SHOULD ADD A LITTLE SPICE TO OUR SCROLLERS....YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS...SLAGGINGS!!!...WELL HERE'S ONE DAVE OF CORNWALL HAS REALLY SCRUFFY HAND WRITING SO THERE THERE YOU GO DAVE...IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA..OR DO YA WANT SOME MORE!!!! WELL I'M EVEN MORE BORED THAN I WAS WHEN I STARTED THIS SCROLLER....BUGGER IT......ANYWAY I'VE TAKEN FAR TOO MUCH OF YOUR TIME...THANK YOU FOR READING MY PART OF THE SCROLLER...UNTIL NEXT TIME.......SIGNET. OOPS HERE ARE THE GREETS.. INSANITY (ESP. MARSHAL LAW...HURRY UP AND REPLY BACK) THE LEMMINGS (ESP. CAPTAIN CLUCK AND POTSAN) POOLS OF RADIANCE (ESP. REESE AND CTHULHU) DIGITAL DREAMS (ESP. PULSE) GRAVATICS (ESP. BLURR) OUT OF ORDER (ESP. SONIC, THE ASSASSIN AND ICE) ORGI STEVE (EXETER) DAVE (CORNWALL) DAVE (PENISTONE) FERRIS BUELLER MAL TOM (SUNDERLAND) MIKE (REDCAR) STEVE (THE CELT) MORGAN SIMON (PORTSMOUTH) MATTHEW (NORFOLK) (E)TRIPPER RICH (COME ON MATE !!) THE HERMIT ADRENALIN IMPACT (GREAT DEMO...IT WAS EVEN IN ST-FORMAT) SUPREMACY CRACKDOWN PURE ENERGY (WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOUR ARTIST ?) SUPERIOR D-BUG THE REPLICANTS (GREAT MUSIC USED ON LAST NINJA III INTRO AND I LOVED 'TINY SKWEEK') ICS BASTARD INT. (GOOD TO SEE YOU ARE BACK) MAD VISION (GREAT AMAZINE) CYNIX (GREAT STUFF !!) ELITE X-RATED THE JOKER (GET IN TOUCH...GREAT CRACKS) C.I.D. (THANKS GUYS FOR THE GREET...IT REALLY GAVE THE GROUP A MORAL BOOST) R.I.P. CHAOS (ESP. TUFTY) MUG U.K. (GREAT DEPACKER) THE UNTOUCHABLES THE SOURCE (UP HERE IN CLEVELAND) EGO TRIPPERS NEON LIGHTS (THE MOD. DISKS ARE AMAZING..GET IN TOUCH...SEE 'JON CLAY') DELTA FORCE (BRILL MAGGIE AND SLIDE SHOW) AND ALL THE DEMO CREWS ALL AROUND THE WORLD.. AND IF YOU WISH TO APPEAR ON THIS LIST, THEN PLACE AN ADVERT IN MICRO MART TO GET IN TOUCH WITH US. CREDITS ARE AS FOLLOWS..... PICTURE BY SIGNET, MOD BY MARSHAL LAW, CODE BY BLOOD ANGEL AND FONT BY SIGNET...... LET'S ROLL IT SISTER
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