Weird music, and a very LONG and language changing scroll text that does not actually wrap, just starts showing random characters. That is what defines this demo. Enjoy?
DemoZoo Entry - https://demozoo.org/productions/76747/
Pouët Entry - https://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=31712
Fujiology Download - ftp://fujiology.untergrund.net/users/ltk_tscc/fujiology/ST/H/HACKERS/DATADEMO.ZIP
Capture info -
This video was captured on January 26, 2019.
The demo was played on an Atari 1040 STf, TOS 1.4, 1MB, equipped with a CosmosEX from Jookie.
A Best Electronics ST Monitor to VGA cable was used, connected to an OSSC 1.6 (processing the video in Line4x mode), with the output being captured by a Startech USB3HDCAP.
Video was edited with Shotcut.
Transcription of the Scroll Text:
THE hAckers is praodli too present our new demot : It's called : ---===*** DATADEMOT ***===--- !!! This is our first asse-demo (really??)... Before we started coding in asse, we were quite lame, coz then vi programmed in STOS and St-baseic But we found out that asse was about twice as fast, so now we code in asse Before anything else I'd like to say that in this demo, we'll break the world-record of scrolltext-lengths...... S† keep on reading (with XBIOS (10)).... We also had to censor this txt a bit (or byte, hehe) We in the Hackers crew contains of the following pipel: 1.YEAHMAN (me) (coder) 2.DEF MUTE (him) (assisting lamer) 3.mouse master (also him) (our grejt graphics man) 4.Mad duplex (”””h) (Musichian, sampler, langare, knarkare, b„„„„„) 5.Giggabr„jn (Chairwarmer, helping hand, video swopper) Hans och gretings (Eva) Goes too: - TCB (Thankz for your cracked version of the Seabear Studio Tracker) - , - Omega (Keep on swapping!!!) - , - GHOST (See ya soon!) - , - SYNC (When is Music Sculpt ready ?! +?!) -, - Overlanders (We do enjoy your crax and pax) - , - TLT (Special greeting to Nibbel) - , - AN Cool (When are you gonna' joina the Tcb ? !) - , - ROCCO (Great Party summer -89) - , - Attle (Synd att tiningen bombade!) - , - The Lost Boys (Progga m††r!!!) - , - Jarle Klopbakken (Great party, well be there next year to) - , - FF (Y no demos???) - , - Zenit (Great demo!!!) - , - Mr. Appache (Ugly bastard!!!) - , - Dr. Mister & Mr. Doctor - , - Mr. CPU (Isnt that Lmr. CPU) - , - A.C.E (Grejt demuset???) - , - Automation (Can you send us CD's 97 to 318? We haven't got'em!) - Seabears Studio (Your tracker is the best since Musik Studio) - , - carlos lingon Gruckfeetings to : Pompeji Pirates , Subhumans from Turkey , alla blattar och Kebabber!!! Leve Adolf, Sven-Olle, Ingo Carlsson (We'll send you a shoehorn) & the last fuck greeatingf goes to the bluudddyy AMIGA LAJM™™RRSS Yea groovy time!!! ITs me again mr DEF MUTE from the HACKERS writing again: Baa!! tjabbaa!! All musik i detta demo „r skapat med the TCB:s cracked version av Seabears Studio Music Soundtrakker (Jag m”tte Lassie, och tass i hand!!) This demo was created att our new Headquarter in Arjeplog, me, my self and I were there last week and we were working wery hard on the demo all night long for 2 days Detta „r lite sent ba!!! Ye time is noow „r nu 4.78 p† natten den 12/10-1990 och vi har levt hela veckan p† cocka och pizza och vi har knappt heller sovit n†got!!!, yea vi k„nner oss som RIKTIGA PROGRAMMERARE!!!, vara uppe Sent p† natten och programmera (S†nt som bara proffsen g”r) I've b††ght many boox about assembler and i'm h†lling on to l”rning mi asse. och om n†gra veckor s† kan jag allt omm asse och om atarin!! Real hacker as me and all the rest of THE HACKER are soon going to be the best cracker/hacker in SWEDEN, we are waiting for some other swedish groups to join us (Jag t„nkte d† mest p† TCB, OMEGA,SYNC, AN COOL, FF, KARLOS LINGON och slarvsyltaOm n†gra veckor s† kommer v†r supperbar uppf”ljare till DATA DEMO 1 som skall heta DATA DEMU II (THE next generation) B„„ boom tjillibangare We in the HACKER proggar helt i ASSEMPRO som vi tycker „r den b„sta assemblern pg att den har ju allt i minnet sammtidigt och det supperba meny/windows systemet (HUNDAR??) Snorre sturlason & Gert OvE kommer snart att g† med i THE HACKERS!!! DO yo vill go with in THE HACKERS s† vrajt to th foloving adress i Sverige (Arjeplog): THE HACKERs, Box 2156, 104 30 Arjeplog, SWEDEN , tel 08-251385 (Gert-OVE) We want you to send all your latest crack to us immediatly f”r att vi kan sprida de snabbt pg v†rt stora kontakt-(FISK)-n„t Swingit Lamer!!! SLUTA skicka cyklar medetsamma till kurtan, Vi j„gare „r helt mentalt st”rda!! Whoooaha nu kopmmer superhackermembern giggabrajn att ge er de senaste njoos fr†n hackerv„rden.... den st”rsta njoosen kommer att bli our MEGA-DATA-DEMO som kommer att sl„pas snart det kommer att best† av ca 48 delar och de „r n„stan lika bra som det har demot. Naturligtvis kommer det att kunnas k”ras p† enkelsidig ST och p† 256 Kb Drives....And now a massage to our foreign readers hiija all!!! YOll be hering more from us son. Thancx to TCB for your GREAT crack of THE SEABEAR STUDIO TRACKER...But couldnt you have removed the password protection too when you lade in your intro. THE HAckers will be starting a own software label called TTsoft. There we vill publish several programs. Among others will be a cattlesimulator, a moped driving rally simulation , and a 28 chanel 44CHz TT compatibel OSUNDtracker and several great hacking tools. We are sure to make it big with these great programs, make big money and be real famous like the guys in Thalion software. Tomorrow ve vill contackt US GOLD ELECTRONIC ARTS and many else publishers and public domain librarys. (CONAN the Librarian) We here are all drunk and stoned so it is hard to write anymore beauause im feeling real sick like im going to through up any minut Hejsan svejsan. Detta „r Mousemaster (Graxern) som skriver sin del av scrolltexten till datademot. Jag ritar all grafik i hyperpaint som „r j„tte j„tte j„„te BRA!. Jag har ritat fem bilder sen jag blev medlem i the hackers. Jag har ritat ett svalg, ett logo, ett logo till, en „lg och tv† sm† bollar. Mad duplex tycker att jag „r lika bra som S i ekseptions och nipplen i TLT. Det tycker ja' med!!. Jag lyssnar p† mycket musik och mina favoriter „r boy george och stevie wonder. Min mormor tycker att jag blir kn„pp i huvet av att skriva s† mycket p† datan men jag spelar facktiskt spel med joysticket i bland ocks†. Jag tycker allra b„st om mousetrap. t„nk om man kunde rita s†† bra... suck! F”re jag k”pte min 520 hade jag ett atari-2600vs tvspel som jag spelade rymd-invaderarna p† varje dag, men min pappa Gert-ove tycker att jag ska meka med min cykel men jag tycker det „r roligare med datan. Jag vill h„lsa till: Snupen, Fackseboxen, brillan, kalle, j”sna ocksemannen, mamma, pappa, mormor, morfar, farmor, marfar, foster, faster fabror men inte robban. Om n†gon vill svappa spel med mig s† bara ring (Jag har f†tt Aoutrun!) N„, nu m†ste jag hj„lpa pappa Gert-ove med hans trehjuliga moppe annars kommer han inte till socialen i morgon!!hejr†‚ !Br„k! It is me who is Mad Duplex of tthe soioin very famous the THE HACKERS (but still TLT is bvetter!!!!) Jag „lskar -BEEP-, speciellt Nibbel.... Jag tycker att ala i -BEEP- „r s† s”ta f”r de kan programmeraabf s† himla bra..... Men enough spoken about mina idoler. Nu till mina personliga angrepopo p† div.pers. (f”rk. f”r DIVERSe PeRsopner).... jag hatar: Nibbel - XX Xxxx (ni vet den d„r muterade kornsningen mellan en banan och ett †nglok...) - The Xepti†ns (fuck you lamers!) - Automation OF THE AUTOLAMERS (BUT OF COURSE TCB MANAGED TO DO IT BEFORE YOU LAMERS!!!!) - Overlamers (I can understand why you're so -BEEP- AND.B #1,d0 s*c*e*s and -ool-s- and so on, coz you've been under so much psychichk pressure from all the cool crews (like TLT) who think youre lame!! But keep on hackin, coz mejbi one day youll become as good as -BEEP- and An COOL (the megacool author of the intro on the crack of the Seab„r Studios megatraktor (which we use all the time to create the speciall 2.5-channel ziggidynth effects in this DATADEMO #1 (well make more demos in the future, be ch†r!!!) - Seabear Studios AB (your tracker is much better than the C64 version! You've even got samples in yours!!!! Im impressed!!!! HEJA P! I really like the megafeature 'dissapearing mousecursor' which is activated each time you do some disk shit... very (UN) Cool! Do you use Line A for it?? I haven't succeeded in using Line-A to hide the cursor, do you think that you can help me if a send you my source? I do something like this: lda #$00 inx dey jmp exit and the subroutine for exitting the program is like this: PROCEDURE xit; VAR gnutte:STRING[87345] EXIT (to MOSDOS) ..... Kan you send me the solution to Police Quest 4 as well? I would be very happy d†.......) - and that's the end of my personal angrepps..... Now to another subject..... Why are all groups (except for -BEEP-, of course) so lame on the ST? I can't understood it...... Because noone except TLT and we can mejk Y-disting starscrollers in borders using the soundchip for 17 channel soundtrtackersroutines and the keyboard-processor for rotating our highspeed hidden-line removed anti-alised vectorised bitmapped vector processor unit rotating DMA-loaders!! We is the BŽST!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I WANNA SAY GOODBY(T)E TO YOU (WASN'T I FUNNY NOW WHEN I HŽRMADE THE XEPTIONS INTRO ON CARRIER COMMAND OF THE CRACK FROM 1863??? HEHEHEHEHE) :-( TJA!!!! hello yukka-palm-runkare!!! i am back again, me 'DEF MUTE' am back for the third this scrolltext!!! I am the best!!! and the second best is the little xy-dist-bending-rotating-nibble shithead who would make good in a Washing machine as rotating at 10230 rpm The Hacker is the best crew beacuse the consist almost of all the best members in SWEDEN, except the TLT. TLT dont want to join us beacuse they think that they wouldnt be able to handle the DMA-chip and all the fame that it is related to being a member of THE HACKERS. Sorry TLT!!!, i sure you would change your mind! Who dont wanna join(T) us! HE HE HE!! we just killed E.T! E.T come back to life with the aid(s) of an intergalactic hyper-smashed-TLT member!!! (I hope it was Nibble dist bending DMA-eating satfan! som ser ut som en helspr„ngd jude med morotsstuvning fyllning och gl”m ej „rtorna f”r ”ronen! yea groovy bom chack you MTV rap(e)s!!! Lets do some comercials: -- ---- --- ------- --- ---- --- ----- (Sorry for the cencur!!, no comercials are allowed, its a THE HACKER policy, we are commize and drug addicted cracker. TLT is it!! cant beat the nyble-3d-rotating-spr„nghuve!!!! no more nibble jokes for this TIME!!! (I think) Are you still here????, how lame are you?????, who has read all this text? (An Cool is lame /SpratTle anm.) Now for some all-round smashed-disting-flying-rotating-small-eggheads-chucky-yeager Omega jokes!!!!! no way!!! they are going to join THE HACKER crew of Sweden. No for some messagaes from our forign under-departments. We have several agents in every non commi-blatte-kebab-jude-arab-aborre-knarkare- IU BARN(Vet ni inte vad det betyder???, INTELIGENSBEFRIADE ULANDSBARN!!). Now for some DATORMAGAZINE Questions: 1. Hur g”r man reset p† en AMIGA, Mattias Amiga-„gare. 2. Vad „r ett grafik program??, Tobias Wendel 3. Hur skriver man Ž™???, Erik Mordgren, 11 †r (lika gammal som nIbLe) 4. Kan man k”ra nitendospel p† en Vic-20????, Ovetande Lamer 5. Vad „r en BUGG???, Ovetande lamer fr†n HALLONBERGET en av Stockholms blatte f”rorter!!!! 5. Kan man g”ra demos p† K-sekan???, svar JA, Ola Ingvarsson 13 †r gammal , lika gammal som sossarnas ledare!!!!) wissswcchchsdeedecceehchchcess ooppppsss st”rningar p† linan. CPU UTFLIPP!!! Do you know what happed yesterday????, you dont??? my 68000 processor got allive and jumped out of its sockel och spang sin v„g mot lingonskogen och parade sig med en „cklig 8088 intel CPU lame (BIG Mac Larsson) Got an Burger today?? slimeballe! i am currently watching a stupid film called Back to the morotsland eller var det THE RIFT??? YO YO YO YO YO YO YO BACKA YO YO GIGGABRAJN is back from thwe toilet pukin business while i vas there i thought out a super fast blitter encoding routine for reading the keyboard in 3D. This means that you can read 3 different keys on EVERY VBL isnt that GREAT?!?!?!? yes. it is Now for some programming tips how do you best programm bugs well this is a something very few knowx about but i will reveal all A sure thing is hiding the following code: Move.l #1,1 (dont spread this secret to lamers or we will kill you) BL™EURGHG shit i just lade a pizza on DEF MUTES 520st keyboard but what te hell it just makes typing more interesting with nice stuff sticking to your fingers Here is another insider secret dis you now that ATARI have included hidden TRAp #16 functions on the ST Yes and i will tell you all about them: First function Move#1 to SP and do TRAP #16 The sT will crash imediately very useful to know these other trap #16 functions can be gotten from our headqvarters by setting in 100 kr on our postgironumber 45-19510 OUGh the stereo just went with great musik by jason donovan played real, loud at least the third position on the knob maybe i should tell you somethin about the dator im typing this on It is a ST with several special made cards giving it the following stunning prestanda a DEF MUTE turbo card giving a stunning 4 MHz a fast casette port capable of transmitting 300 characters per minute and a one bit graphics card spasm ryck gwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHo Hejsan, hojsan, detta „r mousemaster igen. Jag t„nkte l„ra er d†liga tecknare hur man ritar. s† h„r g”r ett riktigt proffs. dash ewwwwwwww”””””””l, oj Gert-ove vill spela moped simulatorn... †terkommer!Hello, I am the Cracker of the hackers. hehe! I am now (hehe) going to learn you all how to crack your (hehe) own games. It is very simple actually. My cracker-idol is (urfel!) the Cool the An. How to (hehe) crack games: Lesson one. 1. First of all you need something to crack. The easies games to crack is games (hehe) without copy-protection. The very very best crackers like an the cool(hehe!) can crack games WITH copyprotection!!! Incredible! hehe ! Well, first -* you *- MUST get your hands on (hehe) an original copy of the program. Simply Enter a shop (SHOP) labelled 'Computer Shop', (hihi) and shoot everybody inside quickly grab a game a G.A.M.E! and of(f) course a game ->without<- 'copyprotection'. TheN rUn hoMe. run home. run. run. run. Now (hihi) load yo' gefabasic(hehe). and enter the following mega, super, giga, ancool, amazing, fantastic and incredibly advanced program (copyright THE Hackers): print 'Cracked by xxxx' Chain 'data' save it, and run the (haha) klompiler.Klompiler. KLompile the bsasic program to a (1) disk formatted 6 sectors, 45 tracks single sided and with the(hehe) oil-extended bootsector without bugs. copy all (all) gamefiles and -> *** YUOR *** <- compiled program to the new disk, and simply rename -> *** YOUR *** <- own program to the same name as the original and rename the original program to 'data'. Tadddadadaddaddd dooo youo iiipii hippie happ. Spread it to all svappers you know!!!!!!!!!!! Within (hehe) 3,53 days you are just as famous as (ehehe!) the megamighty TeCeBe :s. Yo-all! This is the very cool Mad Duplex member of THE HACKERS of SWEDEN again!! Eftersom ni e s† j„vla laoma allihoopa s† ska jag l„ra er g”ra GEM-f”nster med GEMDOS-funktion #0 .... H„r kommer det, s† var ber„dda med papper och bananer! D† du packat upp din dator s† s„tter du p† din dator (inga perversa lekar nu!).. D„refter laddar du in AssemPRO (som kan det h„r med GEM!).. D† detta „r hjort ska du skriva s† h„r: PEA WINDOW MOVE.W #79,(SP) RESET ...... Det var hela sourcen nu kommer f”rklaringen! rad 1 g”r att datorn st„lls i GEM-l„ge, rad tv† flyttar in 79 till packstekaren (79 „r Z-koordinaten f”r f”nstret, X och Y koordinaterna vet jag inte hur man g”r, f”r jag „r inte lika bra som TLT „n!)... rad 4 skiter jag i att f”rklara f”r ni fattar ju inget „nd† (ba!) ...... Men nu kan ni g”ra f”nster f”r att anv„nda i era egna samplingssynthar.... Om ni vill ha mer information om samplingssyntharnas inflytande i dagens kommunist-samh„lle b”r ni omedelbums kontakta er lokala svettpanne-DMA-laddande-track-formatterade-super-cluster-byte-bender-4-bitplans-grej... S† skickar han hem en ans”kningsblankett till dig som du kan fylla i och f† mer information om allt som h„nder i BDE Esl”v och Knarkarpelles hemstad: GNUTORP!!! Nu har jag l„rt er tillr„ckligt med vettiga saker, s† nu ta„nker inte jag skriva n†nting mera f”r att jag redan har skrivit s† mycket och vi inte har s† mycket minne kvar och f”r att AssemPRO blir s† sl”tt n„r man har flera bytes i minnet samtidigt och f”r att T*T „nd† alltid kommer att vara b„ttre „n oss men „nd† „r THE HACKERS (och speciellt jag) mycket fina.... Jag har funderat allvarligt p† att b”rja odla r„disor p† mitt tangentbordsinterrupt-modulerade-svepningsfrekvenserade-DMA-taxi... Men d† jag inte har pengar till Fanta s† vill jag inte g”ra det f”r d† kan jag inte mata min tangentbordsbuffert med bananskal och ruttna XYZ-distande gurkpuddingar... F”rreseten s† „ter jag just nu nosh”rningsgrat„ng mfl. Jag knarkar ca. 3.789^3-(19/SQR(7) ggr. om dagen f”r att kunna skriva s†na h„riga skrollande teckster etc. etc. mfl. m.m. fr.o.m. 1890-127-34 detta †r!!! Nu tager mig farewell f”r the last tid denna g†ng, CU again in our next demo the DATADEMO II from the THE GHACKERS!!!!!! BYE!!!!!!! ™™™™™™™™™”””””””””rrrrgggggsccchhh!!!!!!! Nu e de min(YEAHMAN, the k†der †v this M„ggademo!!!!) tur att skriva lite stupidheter Om ni vill l„ra er hur man proggar s† h„r feta demosarna s† e de bara och l„sa vidare f”r h„r kommer de‚'...... L„ktion 1: Hur man j”r skr†llarna, ju FG”rst s† m†stte man ju f”ra en f†nten † den kan man g”ra t i ett s† kallrt ritprogram som egentligen heter grafijkprogrammet som anv„nds av de flesta klamers o heter SAged eltie...F”rhst s† klibbelduckar du p† ick†nn„n s†m e p†rogrammet, s† startar de † ”ppnar vinduer s†m Mad Dupl„ks prexis har f”rklarat hur man g”r och inte hur man inte g”r, ller hau. D† kan man ju rita en och annan bockstaven s†m man skal skrola sen efter att man e ferdig . N„r man riata s† sparar man bildet p† en fisk och sen skriver man en skrollrutin som jag kan men kanske inte du, men deppa icke f”r h„r kommer El Reddning from mig nu och medd3estam ma Rutteen hj”r s†m att du kan flutta s† kallat minne upp och ner i RAMminneskartan, och d† kommer den virtuella skr†lleffekrten att uppenbara sig ganska s† d”snabbt och bli impande. Om du vill skr†ll †t hj”gher s† kan du move eller tst.nb kombnert med en och annan lsl.w eller roxcl.q s† flyttar den bittar som jag ente ricktigt fattar veda den j”r men det blir fint...... Om du vill skr†lla †t Radikale venstre i norge s† e ja int' riktigt seker p† hjur man gj”ret men jag skall f”rs”ka f”rklara pinsipen f”r deg.. NMan tagher hvad man haverb ocgh f”sr”sker att rpogrammera om makroprotesorn till att gj”ra en litenm bend till mittenm av l„mmen p† ralfg och pelle, sp† kan det funka om du inte gjort dfelet. f”r d† funkar inget alls, erller hva(y-dist) TRap #456 „r ett litet kommando som funkar en g†ng i timmen (det „r nestan lika medf =(60*24*(56+4))*1/50*8000000 Hzkvadrat/dag vilket kan ocks† inneb„ra fulklscreen om du har tur som jag har men tine TCb eller Tlt ochn acc el. ncc We'll traj to next time to expl„jn too yo waj it d†sent fuknar i rasetn mellom olika rasterinstruktioner p† blittern med f„rgerna p† parallelleserien. Aj mast greed to maj frend s that hav an amigorna p† helvetet som heter pelle lamer och gurkan slem, fr†m hag e l mendoh jeklan, lelerr ahjk, hgaertr nhsdut, jdghfym, jay7fkle, hjaderfgok, or sinrg (Tschat w†z a messigsh to †r datsch frends in holland tghat lies in tghe m,ibddle ov the kanal bitviin england und frnce on the little part that glows in the dark or in fact says hekllo on every other thrusday ocr was it friday, mabye i dont now, hao the hell can i now suc thinsk i may little brejn that only contains ov two conmstantly arguing tiny braincvells (brainsellc are small bastard almost as samll as nybble or even bgger i beliv or waht dio you think in fact ov a shit Ny have aj vaknat from my littel dvala som aj h„r befunit mej i f”r en stund nu... Jetzt kann ich schkrifven etvas komiches eigentlich wie ein kleiner svettr†ttchen, †der vass ??? ™rgsh eewdv No fakking g”rman „nymer!!!?!?! Nu „m aj listening to the SNAPSVISA (Snap, The pao†rr) Aj d†nt n†† w†tt to skriv s† Aj vill hav to citera St†kk†lmsringo f†rr sam tajm (some likheter with AN Cool, †r wh†tt).. He is ”l ittle p†g fr†m hockst†llm s†m e rett s† fejt fakktist.. tucker jaoi i allafaall Aj h„v to griit sam ov maj frenmds ”jg„n : grets to H†rajs†n †n ze Amiga „nd K†mmand†'re 64 We rt„nkt e baka k†lla men the l„jmer baj maj sajd vill ej utf”ra dylik handlinmg Jag haer en liten Lejgriobot s†mm man kan lejka med iblann om man har en parrallaxxprot som man kan k†ppla in i den s† den r”r sig fibnt!! DF† m†sta man kunna progga snabb t i asse. minst 340 rader/sek i genomsnitt ”ver ett †r fram†t fr†n 6 †rs †lder r„knat bakl„nges men med e standardavvikelse p† hoegst 3 picoveckor per vbl om mn int' e har en s† snabb MAD-anal som jag kan programmer a sbnabbear „n En lamer som heter laban soprensare som har en tr”ja som det st†r hej jag „r em laner p† baksidan med storfont (6*3pikslar) om mabn tittar dgeopn ertt halvpolarisernade gitter med abstandet 6 piconmet er per ghrad som man inte lev' Nu fick jag bnej skriva no m†rr bicoz he (Dup Madlegs) wh†ntss tyo titta efet som det „r n†rtt lejm i debna skr†llen s„mn v„re „lke s†m man kan ta bort el . „ndrea p† dylikt s„t att det ibnte g”r n†got om man l„ser den p† kv„llen den 15:de i Nissan (varf”r iojte den 16:e i Toj†ta el. den 12:e i Mazda eller den 13 er i jamaha) 2 ralfg heer pelle om man l„ser det lakb„nges om man titter p†de i makrosk†p med featuern att man kann pissa och sykkla samtidigt p† en get som br„ker hest... Nu, lets leave over to the second and not the lamest memb†rr ov the grejt hakker groop (groovy „ktschon) The HACKERS (YEAH, LEtS Partu tonajt b„b„)... Tjabba Lames!!!! This is MR DEF MU(T)TE(R) calling every lamer in this country to come to the big convent to be held i Stockholm and the date is 1990-02-10 och the place is the ATARI CORP. Every big lamer are comming and on the program threre is for example: 1. How to be a Developer, 2. How to start a slave-factory for small-anti-stockholmarj„vlar-skydds-utrustning. groove is in the hart? (FAAAN VAA HON E FUUUULLL!) Nu till n†got helt annat: F”r de halvfetea-sliskiga-l„derbekl„dda-svullo typer som l„ser detta och har i hela livet fundera p† varf”r TLT har j„rnceller!!Detta „r en fr†ga som nog kommer att vara obesvarad i all framtid (tillockmed hjulavftonskalle anka! Varf”r „r alla blattar s† FULLAA???? , jo f”r attdet inte „r SVENSKAR!!!! S† enkelt var det BA! tjabba tja boing tjack boomi Gnosj” ditt g„vla fega kr„„„kkkkk!!!!, jag hatar dig Hej och v„lkommna till H.A.J.K (H„lsa.ALLA.JŽVLA.KRŽK) i dag skall vi tala om hur man vinner en DEMO-TŽVLING!!!! 1. f”rst s† m†ste man ju ha ett bra D.E.M.O (De.Enkelriktade.M”gliga.ORGINALLAMER) 2. Sedan s† m†ste man ju ta reda p† n„r och hur man L„mnar in bidraget till demot„vlingen, f”r det †r m†nga lamers-bidrag som intekommer med i t„vlingen pg f”r smutsiga disketter, ett'i'kett‚r & TRYNEN!! 3. Sedan „r det ocks† en f”rdel om man „r k„nd och har ett rykte om sig!!, en del k„nda „r TLT(B„st!), TCB(laj”rs), OMEGHA(Klantar), SYNC(HUVE) ovs, pg „r man k„nd s† vinner man direkt!!!! 4. Sedan s† „r det bara att v„nta v„nta v„nta v„nta v„nta v„nta v„nta v„nta i all evigheter tills jurryn talar om vem som har vunnit!!!. 5. Ta det nu inte s† h†rt om ni inte vinner, du kan ju tr”sta dig med att det alltid finns demos som „r b„ttre „n ditt bidrag!!! --- slut p† DEMO SKOLAN!!! --- Now its time for some lame action!! Boom crash baff baa br””l slag st”n pofff arrrrggghhh (taget fr†n Blatte Man) H„r s† kommer det lite tips p† saker som en REDIG LAMER m†ste inskaffa f”r att bli en „nnu b„ttre lamer. 1. K”p massa b”cker!!!, f”r det kan man alldrig f† nog av!!!! , har du tur s† kanske du kan l„ra dig n†got av demo om b”ckerna st†r p† Svenska eller Tyska! M†nga b”cker betyder STATUS!!!!, p† partys s† skall man helst ha med en BOK-BUSS d„r man kan ha sina sm† BOK-ORGIER!!! 2. Skaffa inbjudingar till COPY-PARTY!!1, Ett CP-PARTY „r ett party d„r alla lamers har kul!!!!. P} ett CP-PARTY finns det ocks† ett VIP(Verry Importante Programmerare)-rum d„r alla proffsen (ex TLT) h†ller till!!! Slut p† lamerskolan start f”r Copyparty-skolan! (BA!) Vad man skall t„nka p† n„r man „r p† ett CP-PARTY. Alla lamers (DU ocks†) skall avguda alla REAL PROGRAMMERARE!!! (EX TLT, OMEGA,SYNC, TCB ovs). Alla RIKTIGA programmerare (F”rkortat RP) har f”ljande privilegier: 1. En RP beh”ver ALLDRIG betala intr„de 2. En RP beh”ver ALLDRIG st„da efter sig. 3. En RP beh”ver alldrig torka upp efter sina spyor. 4. En RP skall avgudas av alla lamers. 5. Om en RP skulle mot all f”rmodan tala med en LAMER s† m†ste lamen genomg† en komplett psykisk/AIDS/FYSISK test f”re han talar till en RP. 6. En RP f†r SUPA hur mycket han vill!!!!!, ps det „r alkohol f”rbud f”r alla lamers pg, de spyr ju „nd† bara ner alla datorer, och det luktar ju s† lamt!!! 7. EN RP skall alltid vinna T„vlingarna 8. Alla lamers skall skicka dagliga bidrag till en RP f”r att RPn skall kunna †ka och supa p† alla partyt som „ger rum i v„rlden 9. BA? , snacka alldrig STCKHOLMSKA med en RP!!!! 10. St„ll alldrig en dum fr†ga till en RP! slut p† CP party skolan f”r denna g†ngen!!! Det kommer att h†llas ett CP_PARTY kurs (med kurt som handledare) (F„ll in benen!!) det kommer att „ga rum den 12/1-90 kl 12.00 i Sval”vs Statshotell!!!! BYE That was all 4 this time... Tough luck!!! Wruuuppppschen
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